https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSg PqWnQ0lQ divorce is imm

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>>7043713
She wants the cash from the videos, but can't handle the weight he's put on and his smug youtube star attitude.

>>7043725
Does that guy really make decent money with his videos?

>>7043713
Why do y'all stick your tongues out all the way when you take a bite? 3:03 and 4:03 I don't know anyone else who does that. I just think it's really really weird and I don't see any reason why there's a need to stick your tongue out all the way to eat like that. Maybe it has to do with taking too big of a bite? I mean, I don't eat that way, but I can't anyway because my tongue is so short I actually I can't stick it out of my mouth at all. But I still don't think it's normal, it is a very "interesting" way to eat.

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>>7043781
> I don't eat that way, but I can't anyway because my tongue is so short I actually I can't stick it out of my mouth at all.

Do you have Ankyloglossia?

lmao he said they get alot of complaints about the pasta, yet they continue to make it the exact same way. imho they should just cook some pasta off and keep it in the fridge, they are probably cooking the pasta and then not letting it drain enough before adding the sauce, and baking it. fucking amateurs

love how this fat fuck has the nerve to complain about the "watery" pasta when he gets just as much running out of his JUICY chicken

>>7043771
About 100-150 K a year + his sauce bizz

>>7043838
>$100K or greater

Bullshit. Source this.

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>>7043838
i need to copy what this fat fuck does.

>>7043844
>>7043848
I don't remember sauce. I think in the west texas investors he said he was making a bout 5K a month more or less from youtube. Or was it from a previous Ja/ck/ thread? Anyway he makes good money goofing around with knives.

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>>7043781
That dude in the comments ain't lying. Who the hell eats like this? Ja/ck/ and his pig wife both do it. Gross.

>>7043844
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jackonthego

the channel this thread is about

http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jakatak69

and his reg channel

>>7043821
Why wouldn't you cook the pasta to order instead of wasting freezer space on precooked pasta?

>>7043855
For a total of 85000$ + his s-a-u-c-e business.
I wasn't so far out.
Still not bad for a shit show for morons.

>>7043864
not freeze, just make whatever your par is for the day, sheet tray it in the fridge then portion it into servings. mainly this is to save time over cooking it fresh and to avoid watery sauce.

take a portion of pasta, add the sauce and whatever and bake it off, the dry cooked pasta will absorb the sauce and youll end up with a much better product.

You could do it to order but your talking at least 10 mins to boil the pasta, plus another 10-15 of baking.

this is a pizza joint so efficiency is more important then making it fresh to order.

>>7043713
She's so sick of him. But I can't blame her I suppose.

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>>7043891
who else is she gonna get her belly is bigger then his.

The worst part of this video is that the place is obviously a carry out style restaurant and they sit down and eat there. Everything even came in to go containers.

>>7043855
Probably closer to $25,000-$30,000/year if he's lucky from youtube (Subtracting expenses, like ingredients, the bills at all the jack on the go restaurants, and whatever else).

His sauces do $180k in annual sales though. I don't know how much the overhead is.

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Anyone have the webm of that titcow making an "enchilada" casserole thing?

>>7043713
Why does anyone here care?

>>7043922
That pie thing in the top right killed me

that pizza looks pretty good

>>7043935
The entire episode is amazing, the "cheescake" he "made" was hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8
It starts at 4:11

>>7043936
The pizza is from pizza hut or something, he was "analyzing" it

>>7043939
Jesus christ. This is too much

>>7043939
chocolate sauce on cheescake lmao

>>7043939
you notice how he handles the chicken, then puts his hands all over the salsa but never uses that one?

disgusting

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>>7043939
>last thing you wanna do is fill your lady up on valentine's

C u c k o l d

>>7043975
looks like he prepared the salad right on the same cutting board/table cloth as the chicken as well.

I dont think ive ever heard this clown discuss food safety at all.

>>7043988
>prepared the salad
There was no prep. Everything was pre-made in this video. Don't give him anything, even when shitting on him.

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>>7044003
>Don't give him anything, even when shitting on him.
That's the way to go anon!
I wish he will get raid by /b/ someday.

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>>7043939
>that WA LA at 7:11
How have I never noticed it before

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>>7044010

>>7043838

No way, he himself said that he's barely made 100K in 3 years from his youtube videos.

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>>7044010
Oh my god

>>7043939
>>7044010
>WA LA!
Jack is a living meme, unbelievable.

>>7043713
O god he has to be over 300lbs at this point this is so sad

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how can u fags watch this guy? he literally isnt cooking anything.
>microwaving broccoli
>salsa + chicken
>premade cheesecake mix
wtf

>>7044089
are you even american?

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>>7044089
He makes me feel superior.
I'm a 30 y.o. NEET, living off cheap vodka, with leukemia but with a lot of education and culinary culture.
So I might have lost it all in life but I'm not a stupid fat fuck on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

one of my favorites

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>>7044110
I wanna puke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGlDg47How

just gonna post some more essentials

>>7043939
>Because men are pigs! Ehehe! Someone had to say it!

This guy is the most braindead fuck.

>>7044129
>bean dip
>"I'm using hormel chili with no beans"
I just don't understand, how is this a human being?

>>7044141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNWspdQq4s

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>"Cooking With Jack"
>not "Combining Premade Food With Jack"

What's the deal? I feel misled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfhb9k2u5i4

lovers of pho avert your eyes

>>7044010
>>7044060
He even says "Beautiful" right before it. It's too perfect.

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I'm looking for one of his videos. Its one I always see pictures of, but have never seen the episode.
It's where he's cutting into a chicken and it's bloody. Pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyxtyCaEVqk

he'll even let you take the credit for this baked vegitables and salt recipe

>>7044152
>that fat breath
I can feel it on my neck, while he grabs my man boobs, his fat tummy pushing against my spine.

>>7044170
Ah ah stop asking this in every Jack thread nigga!

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>>7044013

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None of you are prepared for SALAD NIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

None.

>>7044170
it's the mccormick bag and season one I think

>>7044183
Sorry, I didn't know other people had asked.
>>7044190
Thanks.

>>7044152
>thawed frozen spinach
Why not just use non-frozen spinach?

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>>7044188

>>7044199
He doesn't know how to clean or cook it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>>7044199
Frozen spinach actually contains more folates that fresh spinach unless it's VERY fresh. If it sits on a truck for a while and in your fridge you're better off using frozen.

I know that's not Ja/ck/'s rationale, but there you go.

http://www.aicr.org/press/health-features/health-talk/2014/jan14/frozen-versus-fresh-spinach.html

>>7044199
Jack takes pride in not cooking with fresh ingredients like one of them fancy cooks.
He gets really passive aggressive when someone asks that in the comments.

>>7044098
no im from texas
>>7044107
ya he makes me feel the same. i like to make sauces from scratch and all that. im also not a fat fuck on youtube either.

speaking of fat fucks on youtube, i binge watch simply sara. hearing her breath while cooking makes me gag and shes a mammoth land whale but she seems like a nice lady.

>>7044213
>tmwyourealizedyoumixedupsaltandsugar.png

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>>7044160
>those huge chunks of jalapeno
>beef in thick chunks, not trimmed at all

barf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsGFQhns4w0

more beautiful chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

>>7044110
why the fuck is there pineapple in a cheese dip

one of my favorite things about jack is how often he salivates when the time comes to tasting his creations. like, he will literally slip up on his own words because of how much drool is in his mouth at that moment.

>>7044160

everything about this makes me angry

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>>7043918


What the fuck? So with just 25k subscribers you can actually make a decent living out of the jewtubes?

Fucking A. Knowing this, I might be willing to reinvent myself into some profitable personality for my youtube channel.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

Nothing like watching the King get assblasted because his chili with year old meat doesn't win a church competition

>>7044264
Wut, he has 200k subs. With 25k you'd be well under the poverty level in the US.

>>7044274
dont you think it was pretty noble of him to not cheat like all those other filthy swine

>>7044274
>>7044282

>tfw you will never be retarded enough to think that it would be easier to rig the vote with everyone voting as opposed to having a handful of "official" judges

this whole channel just triggers me what the fuck man
use packaged beef broth instead of boiled bones for pho
salsa chicken, that cheesecake, microwave broccoli

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7044189
...that's enough 4chan for tonight, hopefully I can still sleep after seeing that "bean salad"

>>7044189
You know. In my family we do something like the tomato salad.

But it's just olive oil and balsamic vinegar DRIZZLED on slice tomatoes with mozzarella and basil and salt and pepper, not... oh god.

>>7044319
Reminds me of the simply sara video with the calorie counter at the bottom. Two "heaping tablespoons" of mayo, top fucking kek. No wonder he's so fucking fat.

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>>7044189
I'm dead, he killed me

>>7044152
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNWspdQq4s
does this faggot put cream cheese in everything?
holy shit I've never eaten so much cream cheese in my entire life

>>7044361
Usually mayo actually, I think he only used cream cheese because he couldn't use mayo. It's like nectar to fatasses

>>7044369
jesus christ no wonder this guy is so fat

>>7043725
You must be new to king cu/ck/ his wife banked his sauce empire

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>>7044354
>>7044369
>>7044342
>>7044319
>>7044343
>HEAPING

>>7044189
I fucking hate the way he says "fridgerator" like cmon man

>>7044189
That tomato salad just needed some onions garlic and white vinegar and it would be passable

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Thanks jack now we now what to do with our leftover stuffing this thanksgiving
https://youtu.be/_pzneV5teWA

>>7044237
lol he damn near cuts the whole roast in half when he scores the fat on it.

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>>7044596

>>7044610
what video is this? I thought he would never shave that horrible goatee

"golden brown onions" are barely even sweated

https://youtu.be/ozY7LbtbTcU?t=3m30s

>>7043939
>you can drizzle some velveeta cheese over it
poor broccoli

>>7043713
i love america

>>7044638
Here you go senpai
https://youtu.be/4daUnzu4dCs

J O O C Y
O
O
C
Y

>>7043939
Is buying boned rather than boneless chicken REALLY more price effective? I thought they sold them by weight, hence the bones.

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3:43 AM - Ja/ck/ keeps me awake.

>>7044811
Where I live, they usually discount the manual labor of the price if you buy things bone-in. Specially in ethnic grocery stores.

>>7044596
>stuffing
>leftovers
not in my goddamn house

>really tired
>see that intro of him taking the cookie
>now baking cookies

fuck jack

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>>7044129
>fruit dip

>>7044010
ahha great pic anon
mind if I save it?

>>7043899
>who else is she gonna get her belly is bigger then his.

what the fuck did I just read?

>>7043939
>eat before you eat
>it just kills me

it's incredible hes self aware and completely oblivious of himself at the same time it's almost like his subconscious is trying to warn him but the message gets twisted 180degrees by his fat fucking stomach

>>7044923
Go right ahead anon

>>7044084
what's wrong with being over 300lbs? He carries it well.

>>7043922
Why the fuck is he cutting through a wooden spoon?

Jack's the king of /ck/. And he's Italian!

>>7044274

>Being honest Jack, were there any better chilies there?
>no. I had top level ingredients. everyone else had ground beef.

>>7043939
>eat before you eat
>all men are pigs!
God this fat fuck is infuriating. No Jack, most men are perfectly capable of eating slowly and still enjoying conversation with their woman on Valentine's Day. Because most men aren't preoccupied recording their shitty YouTube show and doing food reviews in the middle of date night at the local dive bar

>>7045136
no he doesnt

>>7045136
>He carries it well.

>skinny noodle arms
>torso looks like a blown out potato

Yeah, nah.

>>7044274
>no. I had top level ingredients
>johnsonville sausages
>a brisket he smoked himself (if you have seen the West Texas Investor's Club episode with him in it, you'll understand why this is awful)

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>>7045136
He looks like a fucking boulder.

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>>7043713
why the fuck is he doing a review of a generic shitty takeaway that is probably identical to every italian takeaway in the world

>>7045251
Because he can't afford to go to restaurants that are actually halfway decent (and he would get kicked out of them for his sloppy behavior anyways). So he just goes to generic flyover staples like rundown pizzerias and hole in the wall burger joints and acts like he's a fucking inspector for the Michelin guide

This is also the reason he doesn't cook anything worth a damn, or even know basic fundamentals of cooking such as pan frying or stock making. His brain cannot process these tasks, or even how to begin them, so he resorts to merely combining things that others have made and passing them off as his own "from scratch" creation

>>7043939
How to lose a girl with $24.81 by Jack Scalfani

>>7043939
>makes cheesecake
>is ready-made cheesecake filling inside ready-made pie crust

why not just fucking buy one at that point

>>7043713
>you have a big menu

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>>7044189
I can die in peace now

I have seen the void, and it looks like Salad Night

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not sure if swine or human.

>>7045305
TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU FAMILY she doesn't look that bad. She looks like the stereotypical middle aged housewife whose looks and physique is starting to fade but she isn't disgusting by any means

Now Jack Pepe is another story

>>7045305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
1:55

>>7045266
>for you

>>7045333
what the fuck is this

is this was flyovers do for entertainment?

>>7045259
I used to find him funny, but something clicked recently and I actually hate him now

such an ignorant cunt who is actually a pretty nasty person deep down

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>>7045333
that second guy is MURICA personified

>>7043713
Why are bread sticks with pizza a thing? Haven't you got enough bread already?

And look at the godawful shitload of cheese and sausage on that monstrosity, holy shit.

>>7044189
>bean salad
kill me now

>>7045395
He defends the breadsticks at first as being warm (or at least his is), then probably 8-10 minutes later he complains that his breadstick is not warm and seems to hold that against the greasy mini mall Italian "restaurant" in some far out suburban wasteland of Tennessee.

It really is remarkable how stupid he is.

>>7044275
200k subs is like 25-35k a year. Trust me, if anything is making money it's his sauce not his youtube revenue.

>>7044238
it's not a cheese dip, it's a cheese "salad". you're supposed to pour it into a pyrex dish and cut out squares to eat whole :)

>>7043781

>Why do y'all

Why say this when referencing one specific person

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>>7043713
What is that god-awful theme music?

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Guys

wat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

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>>7043713

Who would win in an eat off between him and Sara?

>>7045484
if they each had to prepare their own food i don't think jack would make it out without some sort of infection desu senpai

>>7045475
It's literally raw

I would literally pay to see Gordon Ramsay watch a few jack episodes

then pay extra to see jack's reaction to Gordon's bemusement

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>>7043922
I got you senpai

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>>7045519
Holy shit

F
A
M

filters to senpai

>>7045525
you been on holiday?

been like that for at least a week 2bh Kek

>>7045519
What the holy fuck.

Triggered/10

Does anybody have a link to the raw chicken video? I see the pic posted all the time but never the video

>>7045525
what the fuck is up with the way he crack his eggs? Do he really need to punch it?

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>>7045242
He made a video of him smoking that exact brisket.

A year ago.

>>7045503

yeah he knows no limits

>>7045425
But what I'd like to know is why someone would order a pizza and thinks: you know what would be good with this pizza with a thick ass bready crust? More bread!

I'm triggered to be honest.

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>>7045475

The cheese isnt even melted holy fucking kek

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>>7045544

HAHAH oh shit what is this nigger doing

why are we all watching this guy's videos?

why can't we stop?

>>7045538
why would you make that?

WHY THE FUCK IS HE COOKING WITH A FUCKING RING ON HIS FINGER!!?!?!

If we can't have Joey threads, Jack threads shouldn't be allowed either.
#justice4joey #banjack

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>>7045556
Because I've lost control of my life.

I'm gonna have a shower, but when I get back I'm gonna see if I can make any good webms out of Salad Night before I go to college.

>>7045544

That fat looks fucking RAW

>>7045569

no shit it is raw. Also check that burger >>7045475

>>7045569
Like literally everything else he cooks

>>7045544
jesus fucking christ. When the pork didn't fall apart immediately like it should, did he not put it together in his fat head that it is fucking RAW

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>>7045544

that filename.

top kek lad

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>>7045544

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>>7045519

>>7045582
it's just barely pink, get over yourself
that would be perfectly safe to eat anywhere in the EU, Russia or Japan
sorry that you live in such a shithole

>>7045449
actually referencing two, Jack and Tammy

>>7045593
Here's your (You)

>>7045593
You're a fucking idiot. The point of smoking shit for that long is so that is completely falls apart when you touch it, so it's tender. The fat was so fucking raw it was like rubber.

get the fuck out of here, jack

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>>7045519

>>7045593

This isnt tartar you fuck

>>7045542
the breadsticks came with the salad dipshit

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>>7045599
> tender
you mean stringy, of course
also, there's not just one correct smoked pig recipe
> pic related, dry-cured cold-smoked pork

>>7045608
Wow, very healthy.

>>7045604
who said anything about tartare?
58 Celsius is a perfectly nice temp for pig, unless you're scared of trichinella

>>7045615
And that is completely irrelevant because that's not what Jack was trying to do, and he didn't accomplish the goal he set out to do, which is to create pulled pork. Am I seriously talking to a Jack apologist? Holy shit

>>7045599
>>7045615
It wasn't even smoked holy shit. It was just too raw to be shredded.

Jesus christ, sort it out, lads.

>>7044209
i just want to highlight this for all the brits here

Fuck off with these threads. No one cares.

>>7045628
> Jack apologist
I have no skin in this game.
I now get what you're saying (he attempted a specific recipe and failed). Fine.
I just thought it was, you know, random food, wholly unremarkable. I wouldn't be scared of that. The stupid pointy knuckledusters are damned stupid tho.

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>>7045566
Finished with like 2 minutes to go.

>>7045556
>>7045566

The real question is, why can't I delete this webm from my computer? It just reappears instantly and I keep hearing Aunt Myrna's cackle at night.

>>7045661
III'M BEYAAAAACK

>>7045679
Please stop.

>>7045679
make sure you use heaping caps of vinegar

>>7045679
I like to think that most Americans don't eat like this at home when they try to "cook" instead of their usual habit of eating pre-made microwave meals and fast food.

Probably just wishful thinking though.

Thanks, feminism.

>>7045707
not feminism's fault people can't cook for shit, just look at this thread >>7043726

>>7045679
kek
This is even more disturbingly hilarious than the video with sound.

Also,
>someone successfully pitched the 'Slap Chop' at one time

>>7043713
big menu... FOR YOU

>>7045446
Either way it's fucking disgusting

>>7045679
kek

His recipes just scream 'fuck it, why not?' to me

>>7044238
Because Jack's the one making it.

>>7045305
>>7045310
At times you can see the thin, attractive woman inside her. In fact, give me 7 or 8 shots of something strong and I'll happily lay some pipe to her as is.

>>7043877
thats only if he is making the max every month, which he is not. so no, your not close.

>>7045679
10/10 montage anon!
Woah, that's fucking disgusting.

>>7043939
"the vegetable"

>>7045906
At least those threads are about, y'know, food, and not obese youtube "stars".

Jack cooks like an middle school kid in a cooking class. Joey filmed himself fast-food fist-fucking his face in his <strikeout>home</strikeout>, I mean car.

This thread is still aiight tho because it's hilarious. Moar.

>>7046036
But Ja/ck/ actually tries to make food on his main channel, unlike Joey who just eats food.

>>7046036
It's still cooking wether it's laughably shitty or not so fuck off and hide the thread and look at the same ching chong pics over and over

>>7046177
Jack is 100% food and cooking

Joey is 100% reviews

>>7043939
What a fucking moron.

>>7045525
>punching eggs

>>7045247
ORDER NOW AND GET RIPPED LIKE OUR BOULDER MODE SPOKES PERSON

>>7046045
Joey made a very scrumptious looking bananas foster one time.

>>7045525
when will capcom release the egg puncher dlc

>>7043713
>think jack is just some awkward middle-aged guy selling a generic bbq sauce
>later find out he choked his son until his nose started bleeding
>goes to a church with a pastor who wants to bomb every palestinian
>he hates books

>>7044032
>30k a year eating pre-made food and half raw chicken
that's a lot of money for what he does

Who /turnedonbyjack/ here?

>>7044213
kek

>>7045525
Fuck this recipe. This shit makes no sense.

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>>7045679
>beans
>raw onions
>mayo
>vinegar

Jack calls this a salad.

>>7045247

that's just a month of dirty bulk, you can't stop the jakatak

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>>7045525

>>7043939
>tfw no gf

>>7046523
You know, I was feeling like shit because I had a semi-crappy week where I could have done much better but reminding myself that there are human beings like these makes me feel better.

What the shit?
I live in Knoxville, TN and there's an italtian restaurant right next to me called Bella Roma
Fuck even the food looks the same

>>7043939
>marinating chicken with canned salsa

HELP IM TRIGGERED

>>7044189
>all that mayo

i want to vomit

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>>7046595
You know nothing John /ck/now!
Check the SALAD NIGHT episode

>>7044189

>>7045475
all that juice probably made the tortillas rip

>>7043922
i'd bang her desu

>>7044209
I do not understand how anyone could make those hockey pucks and think it would be a good idea to put it online for thousands of people to see.

he has to know his show is parody.

>comments disabled

>>7046620
i did

he also used it for his church chili

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>>7044213

>>7043713
ban all Jack posters

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Honestly as a fellow fatty beta this video made me feel back for Jack

>In pretty much the same situation 4 years ago
>Had a gf
>She lost weight after we started dating and became incredibly good looking while I gained weight
>I could see she was starting to resent my obesity
>try cooking for her to bring her back to my weight
>doesn't work
>Came to her apartment one day, she was loudly fucking some other guy
>Too beta to burst in and stop it
>Decided that I could 'lure her out' with cookies
>Start baking some cookies in her kitchen
>Add lots of stuff to make them smell good
>Take them to her bedroom door
>Stand outside with the cookies in my hand thinking 'the smell will remind her why she loves me'
>literally stood outside with cookie tray for 20 minutes
>eventually crumbled the cookies into a trail across the floor into the kitchen
>left a paper note outside her door saying 'follow the crumbs to true love'
>stood in the kitchen for another 10 minutes expecting her to come through and remember me
>she doesn't
>end up picking up the cookie crumbs and paper and leaving to eat the cookies in my car by myself
>never contacted her again

Us fatties have it bad.

>>7046719

I've met chill fat guys anon.

You're just autistic.

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>>7046719
This better be fake for your sake.

>>7046719
>Stand outside with the cookies in my hand thinking 'the smell will remind her why she loves me'

wow

>>7044152
>his viewers send in pictures of food that look much better than his ever do

Glorious.

>>7046724
>>7046719

Same guy. desu tho senpai you need to man the fuck up

>>7046719
Did the smell of his jizz remind you why you loved her?

>>7046588
Perhaps you should watch the beginning of the video where he tells you exactly where he is.

>>7046719
well c u c k e d, friend

>>7046747
What words are replacing desu and senpai? Assuming there is a filter for sure..

>>7044342
that's caprese

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Ja/ck/ is pic. rel. incarnate.

>>7046849
t b h and f a m

>>7046849
The words senpai, desu, and kek are all filtered, senpai

>literally walks around wearing a google logo hat.

fucking lel

>>7046877
What filters to kek, senpai?

>>7046932
kek

>>7046932
kek, desu

>>7046932
kek = cu/ck/

>>7046877
desu senpai

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>>7046880
That's to let everyone know that he is a big deal on the Internet and they should respect him and his celebrity status.

>>7044674
>I'm gonna guess this will thicken even more when it's off the heat

What?

>>7043713
evry tiem
dat fucking song

>>7045561
Former Broey
Two wrongs don't make a right

And plus it's fun to hate Jack, take your autism pills

>>7045475
How?? How does this utter failure under cook EVERYTHING? Is he such a fat fuck that he can't wait and extra 5 minutes for his food to cook properly before he slides it down his disgusting gullet?

>>7045525
How the fuck did the inside turn out brown?

>>7045599
Only with hot smoking, and that isn't the only application or intended use.

>>7045615
>Cold smoking.
You know this isn't the same technique, why are you bringing this up? It has nothing to do with the prior conversation.

>>7045506
Hell yes senpai. We should get Jack to audition for Hell's Kitchen or something. He has all the makeings of the perfect "knocked out in round one" contestant: Utterly lacking in cooking ability, massivly arrogant about his own inflated sense of skill and entitled enough to think he deserves fame.

It would be glorious.

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>>7043939
>12:21

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>>7043939
>"The last thing you wanna do on Valentine's is fill your lady up. At least, with the dinner you're gonna be cooking..."

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>>7044225
kek

>>7045525
I'm glad there are webms of these so I don't have to give views on youtube to appreciate the disaster

>>7044089
He's trying to impress his wife, so he tries to not touch anything in the kitchen while preparing her dinner. Check mate

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>>7043854
>That dude in the comments ain't lying. Who the hell eats like this? Ja/ck/ and his pig wife both do it. Gross.
Pigs shove their face into food, but they don't stick out their tongues like Jack. Dogs do that while drinking, to help pull the water into their mouth. Maybe why Jack and his wife do it; it could reduce arm movement while eating.

>>7044638
his wife made him shave i bet what a kek

>>7045538
Holy crap. I was supposed to sleep tonight. I'm a 33 yo father.

>>7045544
in the actual video, the meat turns inexplicably to well done before the last shots

>>7047339
microwave movie magic

>>7046324
When did he choke jack junior? Holy fuck balls I need to know this story

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>>7047281
Here's his wife doing the same shit. I actually tried sticking out my tounge taking a bite of my dinner tonight. I don't how or why they do that it was really cumbersome.
>>7047396
He choked out his estranged first son. Not Jack jr.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4hG6qgyPs

Beautiful...

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>>7047449
Oh wow she's looking pretty sickly, might have to put er down soon.

>>7043854
>>7047449
What's wrong with these people?

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>>7046719
>>Decided that I could 'lure her out' with cookies

>>7044596
Honestly this might be the one thing that he's EVER made that I can see myself making. And it figures that it's not even his idea, he just saw it somewhere else.

>>7045544
If any meat you cook wobbles around like some kind of gelatinous lump then you know you've made some fairly serious mistakes along the way.

>>7043713
What's the most disgusting food jack every made?

Why the fuck wasn't this thread deleted when the mod did his nightly sweep?

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>>7048220
Hands down

>>7048226
This is a cooking thread, senpai.

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I wish Jack was my dad, things would be different around here

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>>7048261
>salad
I just...can't.

>>7048269

C'mere!

*chokes you until your nose bleeds*

*goes on a murrican Zio-Kek podcast and jokes about napalming Palestine for Jews, then discloses the fact youre a drug using loser*

/byewdiful/

>>7048274
>Zio-Kek

Zio-Kek

Fucking autocorrect is trying to falsify my shit. That'll be just as effective as whining that the protocols are fake. Nice try fuckers

>>7043918
>(Subtracting expenses, like ingredients, the bills at all the jack on the go restaurants, and whatever else).

Those are business expenses; you can write them off on your taxes.

>>7048277
Man, your autocorrect really is a bitch. Try again, senpai.

showed a buddy the pizza from scratch video, and with no prompting at the end he said "it looks disgusting" senfampai

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these threads always make me giggle like a little girl

>>7048277
>Zio-Kek

What the FUCK

Zio-Kek.

>>7048284
His pizza isn't even that terrible.

Yeah, his dough recipe is shit, he didn't knead it properly and handled it wrong but that's probably just because there's millions of awful pizza recipes on the internets.

The ingredients apart from the honey were ok, can't really blame for falling for some shitty housewife recipe when he has no clue how to make pizza.

Best Jack dish I've seen so far.

>>7045561

#killjack

#revivejoey

Only OG broies would get this, like and share family

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>>7044596
>cooking spray on a non-stick pan

>>7045519
Name?

>>7048349
Lazy Man's Enchiladas is the title of the video.

just watched his bloody merry, I don't get the part with balsamic vinegar and celery

>>7048365
bloody marry burger*

>>7044189

WHY DOES HE TOTALLY CUT THE TOP OFF THE CAN OF BEANS IF HE'S JUST GOING TO DRAIN THE JUICE

WHY USE THE PORK AND BEANS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO USE THE PORK FAT

THE MAYO ALREADY HAS VINEGAR IN IT JACKK

help me

>>7045519

It looks like a placenta.

>>7045525

HAS HE NEVER EATEN A CHEESECAKE BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK

>>7043713
#banjack

>>7048261
>sugar
>entire block of cream cheese
>coolwhip
what the fuck

>>7045484
Sara would calmly finish her meal after ravishing it like it was the main character from one of her romance novels, and then calmly turn to Ja/ck/.

Ja/ck/'s eyes fill with fear as he becomes suddenly aware that no force, man or his false Christ, could save him from the approaching monster. Sara is not simply a cook, she is all that is incarnate of the very concept of consumption. Ja/ck/ is carelessly tossed over the table. Sara barely takes the time to remove his inedible clothing. She begins to ceremoniously stuff Ja/ck/'s mouth and ass with macaroni. We hear softly mouth breaths as her husband zooms in on Sara's hand entering Jack's abused anus.

"M'kay. Now, we're gonna need one jar of real mayonnaise." She pours thick glops of Hellman's down Ja/ck/'s gaping gullet. He begins to weep tears of beef tallow. “We're just gonna beat it, get it 'corporated.” She raises a whip of flayed Red Vines and begins to callously strike Ja/ck/'s porcine body until bloody and dripping.

“Now, one cup o' vinegar.” She pours the fluid down Ja/ck/'s many wounds, causing him to squeel in agony. “Okay – don't worry 'bout the dressing. He'll suck up the dressing.” The camera swivels as loud, whistling breaths signal her husband eagerly sodomizing Ja/ck/.

“And now we'll him to be a vegetable.” She begins to savage pop each of Ja/ck/'s vertebrae with a large 2x4 of white pine. Jack is dead, lying in a pool of his own blood. “Now, this gets so much better as it cools and the noodles soak up the dressing...”

>>7048279
>>7048279

having a youtube channel isn't a "business", dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L88z5OU_EQ

WA LA

>>7048470
>o god its so dangerous haha im gonna fucking cut myself /ck/ haha everyone laugh at my video!!!!

jack is a retard but whoever made this is a fucking faggot

>>7048478

They also need to stop doing so much meth.

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>>7048450
Thank you for this.

>>7045484
to be honest family I think Sara is probably a wonderfully sweet lady. She's fat as fuck and makes shitty food but she seems like a genuinely nice person who's just ignorant of her shitty habits.

>>7048510

She actually has a few decent recipes here or there. /ck/ loves Sara. Don't be misled.

>>7045544
I know it's undercooked, but for fucks sake why cant he even use those claws properly. Stop stabbing you fucking retarded flyover nitwit.

>>7048456
the only your worse at than cooking /ck/ is financial advise, please stop.

Does Jack come across as aggressive to anyone else? I know he tries to cultivate a lovable idiot persona, but he strikes me as a humongous asshole disguised by a thin layer of "nice guy"

>>7048518

Tripfags, everyone.

>>7048520

Passive aggressive? Yes.

I just watched the church chili cook off. At the start he says "I know I'm not going to win because I don't cheat."

What kind of fucked up church is he going to? What does that even mean? Obviously his chili didn't even place.

>>7048544
How the fuck do you cheat at making chili? Either your shit is fire or your shit is shit mang

>>7048433
That's not sugar, that's lime jell-o. Is that better or worse?

>>7048507
What is this screen cap from?

>>7044183
I'm sick of people asking for source all the time too.
That's why I usually provide it along with whatever I'm posting. It's two fewer valueless posts; one asking for source and one providing it.

>>7048546
The 'cheating' was referring to the fact that he (supposedly) didn't tell anyone which chili was his so they would have to vote honestly.

>>7044107
>with leukemia
Witnessed,

>>7045475

>puts the meat into the pan
>the pan isn't even hot

literally boiling meat

Guys, I want to make a webm of the Belashi video where there's a fly in his ingredients and he doesn't notice. But I can't find a good reaction clip for the horror. I need it preferably in a youtube video. I was thinking something like that curly haired guy who opens the door and panics, or that fat guy who keeps scrunching up his face. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I don't even know what to search for.

>>7048873
https://youtu.be/Zen_zRmbKaM?t=791

>>7048873
>>7048886
if you copy the url and don't 'embed' the video, the part you were talking about should be there. it's around the 13:11 mark

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>>7048873
this one?

>>7048893
No, that's not the one I'm thinking of

>>7048886
Thanks mate.

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>>7048899
np

>>7048899
My bad, he doesn't scrunch up his face like you said, don't know why that reminded me of him.

>>7048544
>what kind of fucked up church is he going to?

http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashville/a-grieving-son-finds-no-justice-on-rev-maury-davis-path-to-redemption/Content?oid=1201523

the kind where guys like this are the pastor

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>>7048873
>>7048886
This was a productive use of an hour of my life.

>>7043838
this is false.
>>7044032
and this is before google takes their 50% cut and before jack pays taxes on it. google views really do not make very much money. pewdie pie is the highest paid and he makes 1 or 2 million a year after everyone gets their cut

>>7044275
this is factually incorrect

>>7049020
What is? If you only have 25k subs you're not making above $12k/yr from ad revenue.

>>7049030
subs dont make you money views do. 25k views on a video is going to get you a couple cents

>>7049032
We're talking in generalities and subs are correlated to views. Of course subs do not directly give you ad revenue, way to be a pedantic retard.

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>>7046960
Fucking kek he's such a retard

>>7049036
he might make $5k a year max. whenever you hear revenue youre forgetting that google gets half of that and then you have to pay income tax on the rest. unless youre getting millions of views you cant make a living. a chick that regularly gets 300-500k on her videos did a full interview on it and she makes like $35k a year after google and taxes

>>7047469
>massive chunks of onion
>undercooked AGAIN

This useless fat cunt can't even make the worlds most basic soup.

>>7049043
Yeah he is not making much from ad revenue, that is why several channels are looking for other income sources like Patreon.

new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYPR0NAroI

>>7044674
>That's what they ate back then
Does this retarded fuck not know game of thrones is a fantasy novel?

>>7049081
WE GET ANOTHER WALA AT 3:18

also I cant stand that he uses those pot placeholder things on a granite countertop

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what the fuck is this knife