>>7040438
Why does that make you feel guilty? Do you eat it in front of starving children?
these because they cost a lot.
>>7040472
Makes it taste all the sweeter.
>>7040438
Haha me too! I thought I was the only one eating them straight up like that. I just buy the one with no brand from the groceries, like in a foam plate wrapped in cling sheet.
It's so fucking good.
I don't feel guilty about it, but I am aware it can be perceived as odd by some... I really like saltine crackers on their own, with water (or cola, but water is better).
>>7040438
Water.
I know I'll just selfishly drink it and turn it into waste and other people in some countries need it, but I just drink it all the time like a fat fuck
>>7040438
>eating plastic polymers
i'm fucking offended
>imitation crab
check the sodium content. I was thinking about buying some until I realized how salty they are.
>>7040489
but they are the best ones too
>>7040438
got a secret for you big sexy
take the time to unroll these. look at one of them, for the edge, use your finger and lift and pull back. these are just processed fish rolled into that shape.
buy the sticks, unroll them and they are about 1/8" thick. add butter in a pan and cook these up until they are golden brown
put on french bread that you've toasted with garlic/olive oil and then put thinly sliced avocado on top
i promise it's delicious
>>7040629
Salt's not bad for you unless you eat too much. Same with everything else.
It'd make a decent snack, or an addition to a salad. But OP eating the whole bag in one sitting probably isn't good, assuming he's eating other salty foods as well.
I can eat like 12 snack sized slim Jims and be good.
>>7043683
If that's what it takes for you to behave...
>>7040616