post funny shit
>>9429824
>>9429825
>>9429803
How have I not seen this before? This is fantastic.
>>9429821
>i have to pee so bad but i can't get out of my pettis in less than an hour
snickered
>>9429809
Okay I'll bite. I'm new- what's the joke/reference with the floating lolitas thing?
>>9429993
in some old photos, back in the LiveJournal days before mobile phones, sometimes, if someone posted a pic of their lolita coord, you might not notice their legs at first, or the petticoat poof would be so smooth and even that the legs would seem superfluous.
so people started editing legs out of photos, and the "hoverloli" meme was born.
>>9429999
soon, lolitas were taking pics with the express intention of turning them into hoverloli images. if you could make people wonder how in Mana's ruffly leather dungeon you managed to take that photograph, your hoverloli pic was regarded as exceptionally admirable.
>>9430003
in conclusion, hoverloli is one of the lolita community's most iconic and accessible memes, enough so that some artist decided to draw a bunch of hoverlolis misquoting Mean Girls as seen in >>9429809
https://youtu.be/3u-xcQfeJV4
Lolita parody of Kingsmen
>>9430023
you're unironically welcome
>pic unrelated
>>9430024
Tea is fucking delicious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxtRGEVsSOc
>>9429821
This would be so much better if they hadn't called it "OTT classic". It's sweet af.
>>9430055
yeah. if i could draw, at all, i would make a fucking million updated /cgl/ versions of the usual 4chan memes. not a lot of drawfags are left
>>9430063
I might do some in the coming week if I feel up to it- I've been lazy with my drawing lately and want something fun to get back into it with.
>>9429800
holy shit this is so artifacted. anyone have the original? i remember it being wallpaper quality.
I just remembered i had this
>>9429803
Good stuff anon
>>9429803
Dad likes traps.
>>9429806
Idgi
>>9430294
Kelly does it again!
I remember seeing a comic about a lolita with an artists alley booth that was just 'things with :3 faces', does anyone have it?
>>9430092
it was Deep Dreamed
>>9430337
It's about Venus Angelic's mom Margo who shilled her kawaii uguu princess daughter on YT and Venus finally grew up and ran away from her.
>>9430372
Is this about that girl who brought her pet cockroach to the meetup?
>>9430438
wat
>>9430349
>>9430092
not only was it Deep Dreamed, i saved it for some reason, and when i cleaned up my pics, i deleted the original and kept the Deep Dream. i did not know thus was the case until i had posted it as OP, but i decided not to say anything to see who noticed.
will hunt down the original later
>>9430940
Should of titled it "every con fashion show"
>>9429999
>>9430003
>>9430005
these are great
classic
>>9429825
This is the worst when you're in a group.
>>9429814
jesus christ i can't fucking breathe
>>9429814
Jesus he really is pulling that off though
>>9430961
>am I an ita????
>am i???
kek
>>9431008
>>9431010
>>9431011
>>9431013
A beautiful design from BTSSB.
>>9431018
>>9431022
>>9431011
That's pretty fucking scary.
>>9431025
this will never not be funny
>>9430944
*should've
>>9430092
>>9430005
i come here purely for the cosplay, but this image is 10/10
>>9431064
thanks gull
>>9431049
> People cosplaying as Dashcon
>Denny's making fun of Dashcon
> AX has a ballpit as a backdrop ever since that incident
Agreed.
>>9430944
Are they always that bad? I've never been to a con
>>9431302
AM's was epic in its WTFness and stressful chaos (for the models)
>>9430454
a year or two ago some bitch brought her pet cockroach to a meet up like it was normal. That week secrets was nothing but her damn roach
>>9430958
HWC summed up in one image
Does someone have the /cgl/ version of this? I know it's out there
>>9430382
Oh man this was in 2013? This thread gets me every time.
>>9431864
>>9429821
>we know thats not your real voice
This a million times right into the fucking sun. The worst part is that 99% of guys absolutely cannot tell when a girl is using a cringey put on voice.
>>9430024
Well then put me in a care home because that right dress is making me drool.
>>9431025
what's the joke
>>9432149
Look up Dashcon.
>>9432149
That whole "con" was a joke.
>>9431229
>>9432144
Does someone have the "replicas" version or should I try to recreate it myself?
>>9431970
Topkek
>>9430469
>>9431828
What's this from?
I have the full set of this if anyone wants it.
>>9432597
Hope reaction images are alright.
>>9432597
Yes please
>>9432596
>what are filenames
X-cross anon, it's a Japanese horror movie I picked up recently at a con. I saw the cover had a lolita on it and couldn't resist. The movie itself is hot garbage but idgaf
>>9430963
>Seattle
>utilikilt
Lel
>>9432606
What is the context?
>>9429814
my masterpiece
>>9432995
>context
It's just an edited picture of Misako showing off her rings. You can even tell it's edited.
>>9431818
noice
>>9433134
We're going to make our own Lolita brand. With blackjack and hookers.
>>9432610
i didnt knew cgl could be so fashy
>>9433467
>implying anyone here gives a flying fuck about what shitty crossboarders think
>>9433467
>>9432854
Ask and ye shall receive. Dump incoming!
>>9432610
FUCKING KKEI
>>9431064
>the scroll was better
oh my god, i snickered you bastard
>>9435212
Me too anon. I can agree with the decision of not allowing those kind of treads anymore because it was really getting out of hand in some of them.
But I do miss the fairly innocent joking around that would happen otherwise. Too bad the people that were (borderline) doxxing had to ruin it.
>>9434731
because replying =/= caring you dipshit
see >>9431899
>>9431011
that's kinda hot
this is for the poor anon who keeps asking
>>9432599
do they make you laugh?
i mean really? do you at least smile every time you see them? if no, do not post.
>>9433012
make some more senpai
requesting the picture of two lolis in a queue in a supermarket. I remember one had sunglasses on.
>>9430363
>>9437934
Kek
Celeste makes it even better
>>9439229
Damn, I used to see her thread all on the time on lolcow. Wonder what happened to her. Her thread isn't even bumped at all anymore. Went from straight milk to nothing.
>>9439229
Context?
>>9439243
Charlotte Charms/Littlelotte-xo
>>9439251
OMFG
>>9432610
HAHAHAHAHA OMFG I'M DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS
>>9429803
How can one dad be so based?
Anyone have the screencap where /cgl/ said they would never date /v/?
does anyone have a screen cap of the one lolita going to buy material at a shop that was a front for gang or a mob and being a mistaken for a burlesque dancer?
>>9430345
its in another thread right now on the catalogue, cant remember wich one.
>>9430377
omg
>>9431011
Gold
>>9441409
Angry lolitas are too cute.
>>9441404
i got u senpai
>>9441909
Oh my god that's incredible
>>9441911
shut up malone
>>9441909
this is hilarious oh my god
>>9430911
yessss I needed this
>>9429815
>>9430395
All time favorite
>>9441909
>shut up Malone you gay as fuck nigga
that cracked me up.
>Shit nigga...she actually wanted vynil
I wonder what this place was in the end.
>>9446002
Drug den.
>>9441909
This gave me a laugh. I imagine the criminals trying to retell the stories to their friends.
>>9437936
Ah I remember this poster. Didn't her and her boyfriend have a vomit fetish? Her comics were cute. Wish they'd come back.
Please watch this hilarious First Dates reality show clip, it has a Jojo weeaboo in a KLK cosplay who is on a first date with a Kyary weeaboo in a Hatsune Miku cosplay, he does all the memes, uses a mannequin fork as a hand, etc. The clip keeps on giving!!! https://youtu.be/L4dEHv5pkAg
>>9447230
>>9439928
>>>/a/156348478
is this true?
>>9448034
Believe what you want. Some people lie on the internet. Some people don't.
>>9448048
I was wonder if there was a screenshot of it
i used to have a whole bunch of them but my hard drive corrupted.
my phone is a potato and i cannot make this collage. here, if you would like to DIY
>>9448992
this was my choice :(
if anyone could slap it together i would thank you
>>9448947
Can someone tell what's behind this? Is it really like that in official pics and not just someone's photoshop?
>>9441191
This was such a historic thread. I still remember where I was when I read it. It was quite insightful. It was nice to have my panty bleaching suspicious confirmed.
>>9449132
>>9439251
>>9449139
>>9448995
>>9449147
>>9429805
>via 9gag.com
How
>>9449149
youtried.star
>>9448943
im flattered that someone reposted this, i didnt think anyone found it funny when i posted it initially
>>9449095
the most amazing dress, cock-pussy-bitch-ass
>>9448950
Poor creep
>>9448950
I need more info on this
>>9450114
i had no information about the context but it cracked me up so
>>9450261
>>9450275
Uncle T from /k/ decided to partake in the Seagull Secret Santa. he organizes /k/'s and wanted to try out different boards
he was not prepared for what happened next
>>9450304
>he was not prepared for what happened next
What happened?
>>9450304
his giftees received shitty gifts, like the type you would get from a well-intentioned uncle who doesn't understand your hobbies. when people reacted (not the giftees as much as the lurking audience) to the really bad, cheap, non-jfash gifts, good old Uncle T stepped in to try to make things right. he admitted he made a mistake in participating in a community event he did not understand, and committed to learning more about seagull topics so he could re-send better gifts to his giftees.
he was a total bro about it and the makeup gifts were pretty great. it was nice to see someone fuck up really badly, but turn it around with a sense of humor and a real desire to make it right.
>>9450313
He's a really cool guy irl too.
>>9450329
tell him i would buy derpy decals if he ever felt inclined, but no pressure
via Buttcape
>>9430033
Commander Lolita Shepard
>>9450345
You beat me to it
>>9450125
I like the parody version better
Spoon is weird
>>9451919
that's it, that's the whole comic.
I will never not laugh at this
>>9447230
burn spain down pls
>>9451976
Wow what a story. For a second I thought the daughter would ask anon to be a lolita like her or something, that would have been adorable.
>>9429803
Best Image since a long time
-> saved
>>9451976
that is awesome
>>9451992
>For a second I thought the daughter would ask anon to be a lolita
imagine: "I've been a lolita since childhood! No, really. My mom dressed me up in stolen brand."
>>9450329
Wait, is that supposed to be Creepfinder?
>>9450313
Aw, fuck yeah. /k/ used to be my home board, it's nice to see there's still friends there.
>>9435709
>>9456970
>>9456972
>>9456973
>>9431959
It's fine, 99% of those girls can't tell when im using a cringey put on personality.
>>9449128
this picture will never not be funny
does anyone rmb a short jap vid about a lolita who gets dumped and ends up training to become a wrestler to win him back?
>>9456980
>>9456973
>people hated this ship
>people disapprove of these threads
tell me gulls, why? I loved em.
>>9454961
Thank you!
>>9457037
because /fa/x/fit/ and /cgl/x/u/ are way better ships
>>9457103
/fa/ x /fit/ are shit tier ships for shit and giggles only one allowed tier
>>9457103
/cgl/x/u/ is a shit
>>9457191
>>9457201
I love these board paring comics <3
Needed to dump this somewhere
We should remember this thread when it comes time to submit banners again cuz the current /cgl/ one is shit
>>9431959
>guys can't tell
We can tell. Calling it out just makes it more awkward
>tfw people post unfunny years-old board tan comics but the thread hits image cap before i can post the newest unfunny board-tan comic
dammit, it was a moment of healing for all of /fit/ when it happened
>>9458301
Omg that's so cute
>>9458341
make a new thread then
>>9457003
mister rococo
>>9457937
Replace work with school/studying and it fits me to a T.
>>9458713
i made this thread and four others in the catalog and i am too lazy to reset my IP address to make a sixth
you make a new thread
>>9458341
sorry for filling up your thread with requested content LOL
>>9459135
it's a tragedy to end all tragedies
>>9450313
Fascinating, does this happening have a name attached to it? Or could you tell what year it occurred? Would be much appreciated.
>>9459750
it was 2016, he tripped for a while as Uncle Travis but used a different trip for his /k/ shenanigans, iirc
>>9459750
the 2016 Secret Santa threads would be what you are looking for.
>>9457103
>tfw this'll never be you
;_;
>>9445526
fucking ita
>>9433859
>guns akimbo
>sideways grip
I'm triggered
>>9457037
I always saw them as brother and sister or like cousins. I'm getting way too wrapped up in this board-tan stuff
>>9461703
>implying brother and sister relationship is bad
>>9457037
Late reply, but.
Last time we had a winter ball /cgl/ was supposed to go with /u/.
Some very autistic, childish anons shat up every winter ball thread whining about going with /fa/ instead. We're talking tumblr level of speshul snowflakes sperging out that they zomg NEED this fictional pairing to happen or they will shit up the board with endless complaints (which they did).
Thanks to that, the pairing is tainted to me now. Can't help but feel it's mostly supported by underage/NEET crazies who take what is supposed to be fun and fictional wayyyy too seriously and throws childish tantrums when they don't get their way.
It'd take a few years of /cgl/ quietly going with other boards for a couple of years or so before I can look at that pairing and not suspect the supporters aren't crazy loonies, I think. Sorry you got mixed up in such a crazy "fandom", it's not that the pairing's bad or anything, it's that the fans seem to be off their rockers, so the rest of us want them off the board and would rather not give them an encouraging place to stay.
>>9430033
Please some jap lost on his way to 2ch see this and make it an anime somehow.
>>9430082
I think I just realized why I loved Watamote before I even watched it. She looks like a babby x-tan
>>9430377
Pffffffft how fucking awkward. Worse than when a little kid comes in with a parent and tries to stare at you through the cracks in the stall doors.
>>9432610
>KKKei
>my sides
>>9437934
thanks for the seizure
>>9445531
To be honest this is a question i've always been afraid to ask so i just get rid of all of it even though I like top-bush.
but god damn all that description, this bitch fell in love with vag in the non-gayest way possible.
>>9445531
>a deal with Stan
Ah yes, Stan the local pube groomer. nice guy.
>>9461699
Hey man being an operator is cool and all, but the end goal should always be Tequila Yuen from Hardboiled.
>>9441913
gay ass nigga
>>9457037
I'm not quite sure. I think they make a great team. Our boards have so much in common. (ex Milanoo/Yesstyle, hatred of fatties, Mana/Rick Owens, ect)
>>9429803
...What are the odds he knew and that was the punishment
>>9430205
>tfw this is my actual personality
>tfw this happened to me once because I didn't know how to tell someone to stop talking
>except I'm too nice even for this and literally just broke down and covered my face until someone noticed
>>9430400
Wish I had saved the reply featuring Waluigi in that thread.
>>9441191
>read entire thread
One day, perhaps, I will make someone in this situation feel better
>>9445538
Why does this trick sound believable
I know garlic has some weird properties but has anyone actually tried this
>>9431959
>they think we can't tell
hoo boy
>>9431018
Does anyone have a picture of this worn?
>>9445526
more like deadpool meets an ita
>>9430454
Thumbnail looks like a dressed up Titan eating a person
>>9439251
Jeez, i had to google her, found her encyclopedia dramatica entry. I wasn't disappointed
>>9449132
I love Asuka's face.
"Please Sachi, we talked about this before"
>>9430967
oh fuck I busted my sides at this, the original was an awful piece of nerrdgurrl shit but this is the best edit yet
>>9449163
The German in this pictures makes it only more confusing
>>9429806
This will forever be my favourite image, it'll be forever relevant too as I don't think there will ever come a day where marge doesn't blame all her problems on Venus and expect money from her.
"in the old age home for the homeless I shit myself all over my vagina, Venus you did this , I need 1 million to get through this outrage"