Discuss witch pictures and things here and imagedump as much you want. Don't forget to check up on helma.us/sw/ and /u/ general.
It's time to say goodbye to summer and welcome autumn slowly.
Previous witchy thread: >>2711959
I wish the west would have kimono/yukata culture as well during the summer. They looks so nice and aesthetic, especially on witches.
Marseille a cute.
And the thread on /a/ went to sleep.
Was nice while it lasted.
Which witches would you strike?
>>2727188
Sekushii kawaii.
>>2727406
It really wasn't, but I'm glad you had fun.
>>2727409
Strike as in hug?
All of them of course!
>>2727411
How about in a friendly boxing fight?
>>2727413
I don't think any of us would last a single round. The witches are stronk.
>>2727415
Well, to whose punches you want to fall then while trying to land a strike?
>>2727415
Are you aware of that feel when no ripped as fuck witch gf who has to be careful not to accidentally snap you in half like a slim jim?
>>2727418
For me it would be Trude, seems like she'd appreciate it if you put effort in it.
>>2727418
I was going to say Shirley, but now that I think about it, Mio would be a good choice. Seems like you'd end up learning quite a bit, given the way she is. Any anon who goes toe-to-toe with Trude is a braver man than I.
All this boxing talk just reminds me to go to the gym again in order to not disgust the witches.
>>2727422
I see, yeah I can see her being all happy about it. Mio would definitely be the most appreciative witch for that notion.
>>2727423
Mio would definitely be the most feel good spar partner and for post-fight mentoring.
I also momentarily forgot, that I would never be able to land a strike on Eila given her skills. This is awful for me, unless I somehow become much faster than her when prediction has no matter in the fight.
>>2727425
The worst part is that even if you did manage to land a hit, you'd know she was going easy on you.
>>2727424
And it's giving me lewd thoughts about witches in tight fitting gym shorts. I might need to take this to a certain thread on helma.
>>2727429
By all means anon, do it.
We can always need more activity there.
>>2727429
No, I mean, go beyond the speed of prediction where even Eila can't keep up.
Which is pretty damn nigh impossible, given how fit they are and how overpowered future seeing ability is for fighting.
Given the current theme, tfw no witch fighting game with all the witches..
I just love fighting games.
*Hic*..
The old geocities for the hub of everything strike witches is no longer available, did everything get moved to a new site or did it all just disappear?
>>2727823
http://www.helma.us/pastebin.txt
Did you mean this?
It's our cutie trio's triple birthday.~
I'm so happy to see Miyafuji got into more fanart with that swimsuit.
bumpng this garag
>>2728581
>bumping
>no image
>on page 6
But why? This board's relatively slow.
Also oh my heart, all this new fanart of the trio is diabeetus inducing.
Birthday ride on an elephant!
>>2727996
Yup, I thought it would be on Helma but I couldn't find it under the links, many thanks.
>>2728318
It's truly wonderful.
>>2728765
Glad to be of help.
>>2728773
I hope there will be more of it.
Poor Shizuka in the end couldn't get a card, but omedeto heroines.
Gosh, such a perfect cuteness overload.
A Goddess.
>>2729593
Hmm, the breasts anatomy is a bit bugging me there.
Ehehe..
At this rate I'm finally going to kick the bucket soon.
>>2729898
Miyafuji a cute. A CUTE
>>2729902
Truly.
Marseille-anon will like this.
Marseille has such an amazing body.
>>2731610
Not really. It's no good. I didn't even save any of them.
>>2731960
Forgot the picture, darn.
>>2731960
I give Marseille merit for having the best possible familiar a witch can have.
>>2731967
Don't forget one of the sexiest bodies. Her hair length is also wonderful, just right.
Proper scan when?
>>2731967
But dachshunds are the strongest animals in the world.
>>2731971
Marseille has a very nice outfit.
>>2731992
>a dog
>strongest animal
Why am I doubting that?
>>2731996
The strongest.
Don't foget to play the Nioh beta.
>>2732160
I wish I could but alas I don't have shitty consoles.
Here's to hope William-kun's adventures come to PC later on. The premise is pretty damn funny and it looks like a fun working souls-clone.
Also, dat eagle. Marseille is made of Marseillenium for able to let it land on her arm with the grip.
>>2732184
You're missing out, senpai.
>>2732196
Stop stabbing me in the wound.
>>2732199
You could be stabbing all kind of onis now.
Multi-console mustard race.
>>2732201
Aye.. I'll just wait and hope for KT to port it soon, seeing how it's most likely a timed exclusive.
Unless you have excessive consoles or money at disposal to send.
>>2732162
More bunnies.
Is everyone ready for Erica's cooking?
>>2732246
I bet not even you would dare to eat it.
>>2732246
>>2732256
I would have to if she put on that face.
>>2732246
I don't want food poisoning. But if it's just chocolate sauce or boiled potatoes, then I'm down with it. Can't go possibly wrong with that.
>>2732279
What's that? You want broiled potatoes with chocolate sauce?
>>2732350
Broiled?
But no, that sounds just nasty together.
>>2732358
Now you'll make her sad!
>>2732361
Only if she eats it first, then I'll try.
Goodnight cruel world.
>>2732572
>cruel
What's cruel about it?
>>2732705
No witches ya dingus.
>>2732848
VR when?
>>2732874
Not soon enough, that Sanya daki is some of Humikane's finest work, may all witches one day be blessed with a daki as nice as hers.
>>2732705
Everything, especially what anon below you said.
>>2732874
When you make it. All the tools are now out there for someone to make it happen.
Also what the hell is with those vodka bottles being on sofa?
>>2732909
All the Fumi dakis are 10/10, no exceptions. Only slight preference differences.
>>2732933
You misunderstand, I meant that more as some of the 501st have yet to have a daki made by him and that I hope they continue to be as on point as they have been. I think your statement that all of Fumi's dakis are 10/10 goes without saying.
>>2732909
>>2732874
>>2732959
I'll never stop loving that expression of hers.
>>2732949
Ah, yeah. I gotcha.
>>2732959
>>2732973
Tfw no money to buy a pillow for the daki anon gifted me..
>>2732977
I have the Nikka/Eila daki and I'll say I've slept better than I ever have since I've had it. Too bad I don't have a real woozle to cuddle ;_;
Erica's pretzel is the absolute best. Humikane outdid himself.
Time to drink..
>>2733064
I wish I could find this one. I don't know why its so hard to get, the other Erica daki is easy to find.
>>2733263
That one doesn't actually exist, it was never printed. You might be thinking of this one.
What a day..
Just how utterly soul crushing, like a wrench smashed into heart it is to know your only flesh and blood relative doesn't understand you deep down and even wishes you to 'just start from zero'. Well now I finally know what it means to be alone on this planet.
If something is to happen to me and I do disappear at some point, keep the flag high. Sorry for the shitpost, hope you lot have had a better day and week.
>>2733524
[spoiler]Like that Minnafa- OH FUCK
[/spoiler]
Honestly lad, you will always have us. It probably sounds meaningless, even impolite, but please stay with us and enjoy witches.
>>2733465
Sorry I phrased that badly, I was talking about the one in >>2733064
That is the one that's easy to get. I have it already.
>>2733868
Oh, yeah. Bootleggers haven't gotten to that one yet, or any of the recent ones really, so your only hope is in finding an original.
I really wish they were scanned. If you ever need a replacement you're kind of boned, not something I like to think about.
Witches.
>>2734451
need to be bullied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVZxFInzrM
>>2734663
I'll bully you.
Wow, love is astonishingly slow with Eagle supposedly going AWOL.
No posts on helma either.
Why is none of tsuchii ramakifrau's stuff scanned? He has like around 20 non-h stories that could be scanned and only one of them is up on the panda, his art is good and his stories look interesting enough to warrant a few buck, is it just lack of interest that these go unscanned? I am considering picking up several of them, but I wanted to check here first if their is any negative reasons that I am unaware of as to why his stuff isn't scanned.
>>2735358
I'd say it's the lack of interest sadly. People are mostly interested in lewd stuff it seems and a non-h story would have to be fantastic in order to pick up interest.
>>2735358
>Why is none of tsuchii ramakifrau's stuff scanned?
Because the world is a terrible and unfair place.
Sandwich (one of his names) is one of the best witch artists around, they have an official manga now and everything. There's no express reason why their stuff isn't scanned other than it isn't porn.
If you could scan some of his stuff I would be eternally grateful.
>>2735540
That reminds me, wasn't some anon in this thread going to scan some kodapeta doujinshi? Is he still around?
>>2735361
>>2735540
Well then I am going to start collecting them and hopefully scanning them in the near future. Hopefully someone someday can clean up my scans and translate it for you guys. I am going to hunt down his art books first since I don't see them uploaded anywhere and just thinking of all that great strike witches art not being uploaded and available kills me inside.
>Marseille loves jazz
Post some good jazz.
>>2733529
I don't know how long I can make it, but thanks for being considerate.
When the community I love and wish to spend time in has among it retards who are for whatever reasons /a/ only posters, like that linebreak anon who always bumps at page 8+ with the most forced crap or the others 'posting best witch, any Grete love, gonna marry Minna, Lynne is my waifu', etc, it just makes me lose all hope in the good of people.
>>2735334
Sorry anon.. I just haven't felt the same after that whole brother ordeal and pretty much lost all will to most things.
Though this cancerous samefag general with /c/ tier imagedumping and same inane things said over and over and over again created on /a/ last night got me riled up again, so I guess I'll just try now again for a while at least.
>>2735358
>Non-h
You said it there, despite being sold, the people who buy them just never scan them for others for whatever reasons which is a huge shame. If you have the wealth and capability to scan, all the means to you do so.
>>2735732
https://youtu.be/8Xu4T1wWB7I
>>2735771
I am not going to pretend like things on /a/ haven't gotten worse over the years, but that shit has always been part of strike witches threads and if it's bothering you so much, it might be time to face the fact that maybe you're the one whose changed more than the threads have. My guess would be you've just become a more bitter and jaded person over time, it's hard not to. You're in a rough spot, acknowledge that and move on, things will get better if you want them to, you're your own worst enemy at the moment.
>>2735732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbHyeiFtLTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95uMWaaTts4
>>2735771
Says the namefag who's posted 35% of the posts in this thread. If that's not forcing things, I don't know what is.
>>2735802
Just because it has been part of them doesn't make it any less or more acceptable. Threads when the show, movie or ova's aired with discussion were always super nice, then it steadily devolves to shitposting, the type of posting and content that can be brought into places like here and helma. I'm baffled, fascinated, sad and angry that people don't realize the type of shit they post, like they have no self-consciousness when it comes to it and they stay on /a/ just for the sake of it because they're too adamant not to use proper outlets for love. Well, I'm still happy to be with you lot who do love here.
Aye, you're right on the jaded bitter part, however saying 'acknowledge and move on' is equal to saying 'get rid of depression and be happy' to me.
>>2735828
What has me to do anything with how I post here where it's right to do so? I'd be fine without the /c/ generals too as long helma exists for love silly.
>>2733524
What are you depressed about? Be clear about it. It's an anonymous board after all.
>>2735870
It's not really all that anonymous in my case, I think. And well I don't know, it's pretty lame to tell about one's problems in depth when there isn't solution of doing so, but I can just condense it I guess.
I've been depressed roughly for a decade with the worst happening about half a decade ago when mother died, that and the absolute futility of everything, present or future, none of it matters even if I want to.
I live in constant conflict with myself about life, expectations and desires. Financial problems and now only living relative not understanding me have gotten me over the edge as well my inability to do anything, even things I wish to do like drawing and a witch fangame for years.
God, gotta post some damn genki now and none better than Miyafuji for it, else I'll bring graveyard in here.
Shinden is really fucking cool plane in WT by the way.
Stock Shinden at start is super awful and its only saving grace is the amazing nose cannons but now after gaining about half of the upgrades, it starts flying well too.
Top speed is amazing and energy retention is good, agility is a bit eh but it's for bomber hunting best suited anyways. It's the funniest most enjoyable plane in all of WT I've so far gotten to fly with.
Just a little sneeze with the cannons and any other fighter disintegrates immediately if hit.
So genki.
Nice Yoshika posting.
>>2735917
She's the cutest pup.
>>2735913
Where do you live?
>>2735931
Come on anon, by now you should know I'm not telling that.
>>2735940
What's the big deal about the country? Judging by your post times at least in Europe.
>>2735940
Cool sneakers.
>>2735945
Reasons. Yes, that hasn't been a secret once as I've mentioned it in the past too.
>>2735951
Very, but really the whole outfit composition is cool as hell. Also, Miyafuji in tights.~
>>2735954
English speaking country?
>>2735955
No, not UK nor Malta.
>>2735956
German speaking?
>>2735960
Not gonna say anything else.
>>2735962
I'm at work, my archive search is limited but you visited a Finnish museum. So, Finnland?
>>2735914
Had some pretty memorable games in the Shinden.
One game where I used a vertical spiral to kill a meteor. And another where I saw a 4 man flying fortress bomber formation being protected by a p-51. I took them on head on and in little more than a quarter second depression of my trigger managed to kill 2 B-17s and the p-15. since they all just so happened to be lined up.
>>2735963
>Finnland
German by chance?
>>2735951
>>2736025
Gotta love fashion Erica.
>>2736202
She's a total cutie in casual clothes.
>>2736419
The cutest.
>>2736025
No and don't expect answers to questions that you don't want to answer yourself.
>>2736461
I don't mind if people know that I'm from the Miyafuji leg dimension.
>>2736470
I didn't look at the name, so I couldn't tell you're not Eagle.
Gomenasai.
>>2736008
The 30mm nose cannons are just so incredibly satisfying to use, for how effective they are. Usually in a game where I find more frustration than fun, the Shinden is all fun.
>>2736419
Which witch isn't?
>>2736461
Just to clarify, I didn't make that post silly. Hell, the filename would give that away if you've browsed helma recently, as I don't own smartphone.
>>2736473
I'm browsing /c/ at work from my smartphone, so I don't see any file names without clicking on the pictures.
>>2736475
I'm glad I'm not the only one that witchposts from work.
Witches are evil! They are a threat to waifus!
>>2736475
I see, well I get to learn something new about smartphones from you wealthier fellas now and then.
>>2736481
How can they be threat to themselves? Nani?
>>2736482
Many scary witches kidnap waifus.
>>2736484
How does kidnapping yourselves work? And just who are these 'scary' witches exactly?
>>2736487
You know, the ugly, fairytale witches that kidnap cute girls because they are jealous.
Cute witches aren`t kidnappers!
>>2736489
I call bullshit on that. No ugly, fairy tale like witches exist anymore and they are all but a memory and what's left are our known and lovable cute witches.
>>2736490
True!
>>2736461
Wew lad.
>Latest episode of Amaama to Inazuma.
>The final segment.
Haha, goddamn it.. I really didn't ask for these feels.
>>2737551
Wu-wuh?
>>2737661
I don't think I follow the train of thought here.
>>2737665
Picking up on complex subtlety isn't really my forte either.
>>2737668
I don't know if I would qualify those last few posts with the words "complex subtlety".
What.. the fuck?...
Also, does anyone have less jpeg artifact filled cards of these?
I gotta say, these cards are amazing.
The fashion is great, big part goes to the skirts probably.
>>2737859
Why the fuck would you ask such thing here of all places?
What would it be like to have Marseille as personal maid?
>>2737931
Pretty terrible I'd say.
>>2737934
What makes you say that?
>>2737935
She'd just complain all the time how it's not something suited for her and wouldn't be any good at any of the house chores.
>>2737937
How is the weather in Finland?
>>2737952
What makes you think I live in Finland?
>>2737955
Was it Norway or Sweden?
>>2737957
I've never stated where I live though, which is why I'm curious.
>>2737959
You said you are poor and that you once visited a finnish museum. Why would you be in a muesum far away from your land as poorfag?
>>2737960
Yes, I traveled twice in fact to meet up two of you fellow witch anons in just a span of few months recently. Amazingly you guys haven't killed me off yet for some reason, and yeah I don't have any savings left anymore now.
I'll try to slowly now use this autumn and winter to get little bit to plus side of what I can.
>>2737963
By plane or train?
>>2737964
Plane.
>>2737966
Damn, that screws over my initial thoughts. It should be in Europe but not in the center or the north.
>>2737968
Everyone knows I'm Yuropoor by now. Why does it matter even? Also, you can't get to Finland by train unless you go retarded long journey through northern Sweden to Lapland and from there to south.
Or you go through Russia, but then you need visa and that costs money as well. You can use planes in Europe relatively cheap for any place nowadays.
>>2737970
Last chance. Bulgaria? Was I close?
>Why
I don't want to tell you before I figure it out.
>>2737975
You know I'm not gonna answer that, since you could just easily lead it to one by one country darts quiz to nail it down.
Stop confusing me, you're just a curious cat.
>>2737931
She would sit around and complain that you haven't brought her her milk or cleaned her room.
>>2738011
>Working pants on Shirley.
Amefre, whatever you're doing, you're kinda doing it horribly wrong yet so right.
Also why is Trudie in Erica's workout/chill attire, actually no, it doesn't really matter.
>>2738017
Who's to complain about spats?
My collection is very lacking of Erica in spats.
>sample
>>2727422
What manga is that?
>>2739091
https://exhentai.org/g/437301/80967bcf1f/
Don't worry, it's non-h and very cute.
>>2739254
https://exhentai.org/g/471489/510493b318/
Whoops, you might prefer the english one.
>>2737977
by not answering you're just making people more curious.
For example. I'm from Ottawa. but nobody actually gives a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AERwgNvgMmc
>>2739376
I was born in Ottawa and grew up in Kanata. Moved away when I was 13. :(
>>2739255
>39255▶
>File: 55466756_p0.jpg (527 KB, 752x1020)
Can you give it's name instead? I can't open the link sadly.
>>2739457
It's "True? x True?"
>>2739255
I wish the same would happen with Miyafuji.
>>2739376
>Being from Sweden 2.0.
I'm so sorry. Well that aside, you're right, which is why I prefer not to say to begin with. Maybe some beautiful rainy day.
New bread >>2739551