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I've got $60,000 in my bank account right now and it's

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I've got $60,000 in my bank account right now and it's not collecting any interest from the fuckheads who run the bank.

I've also got a Vanguard account with $5,000 invested in some medical mutual funds.

Next year I'm going to empty my bank account and stuff all my savings into investments. I'm open to any long-term investment suggestions.

>No bitcoin/litecoin/memecoins
>No silver/gold bullion
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>>987613
>dislike banks and the fuckheads running them
>outright dismisses bitcoin and the ability to be your own bank

top lel
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good lord look at those dudes. i might as well come from different planet from them.
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> I've also got a Vanguard account with $5,000 invested in some medical mutual funds.
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60% stocks index etf (total stock market (VTI not SPY/VOO) or split in sector specific etfs so if one sector takes off, you'd get more returns)
20% total bond market etf
10% international stocks index etf
10% international bond market etf
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Gold backed crypto-currency
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>>987613
I need 2k dollars u.u i need paid bills... And i work for 500 dolars monthly u.u who can give me something? Paypal: [email protected]
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>>987976

try www.suckdick4cash.com
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>>987978
.l.
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>>987945
My dad made a fuckton in a Vg medical fund, it has an avg of 17% gain per year since its inception in like 1984.
What triggered you? That it's just 5k?
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>>987613
You should look in to bitcoins. Pretty much nothing else right now is capable of enormous bubbles. $400 is very cheap.
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>no bitcoin
Do you want to be poor?
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just go all in on bitcoin after the bust and it drops. then after it stabilizes buy and hold until the boom. it's easy money.
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>>988156
You will end up selling at 1K thinking you made a great deal, then it will go to 10K and you will be left out of the game feeling like an idiot that sold instead of holding.
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>>988179
just sell off enough to break even and let the rest ride since it's pure profit at that point
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>>987613
You know better than to ask on /biz/ bro. All you are going to get are these fucking retard answers.
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buy TIPPs
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>>987613
Buy VOO
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>>987976
You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you!
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>>988535
negative? maybe... im sad about it
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>>988774
begging on /biz/ will get you literally nowhere, find a better job or start marketing your own goods
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>>988783
that is a council, thanks.
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>>988788
a council?
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>>987613
invest directly in mother russia
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Hi friends, I need to make money and I have no investment. some ideas that are currently profitable?

translate... plz!
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>>988803
fuuuuuuuuuuuu.....!!!!
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>>988803
investments aren't a very safe option if you're only making $500 per month. what country are you in? what business opportunities are there? what is your current job?
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>>988815
operator fleet of vehicles, chile. I seek a foreign investor (preferably Japanese), I am master in Italian noodles. noodles do many flavors and colors, but unfortunately do not have support from anyone.
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>>988827
that photo, are gnocchis of beetroot
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>>988827
just the first thing that came to mind here but maybe set up an online business on something like etsy.com? make a few batches of noodles and sell them online as "artisan noodles" or something? There are some people on that website that do similar stuff, like make a few batches of 12 cookies and sell them by the batch? It probably wouldn't be something to quit your job for but you could make some extra money without using a huge amount of your time
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>>988846
I say online because I imagine there aren't many people around you that have money to waste on specially made noodles, but there are plenty of stupid, upper middle class americans that will spend ridiculous amounts of money on things they don't need. You could take custom orders too maybe?
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>>988846
thanks for the advice, I will come to see how it is.

I had a client who wanted noodles flavored viagra, never tried it, or give it another try.
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>>988860
heh, that's an interesting idea. if it sells then do it, do whatever it takes for money
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>>988827
one other thing, those noodles don't exist in the USA. if you were able to begin large production in the future you could sell your noodles to supermarket chains. there are plenty of health freaks here that would probably love to buy different kinds of flavored noodles, it's a good idea and you seem to be skilled in it
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>>988869
Now, as I do to reach these markets? so I look for an investor.
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>>988874
does anyone have any angel investor sites for her? any forums or websites where she could make a pitch people looking to fund start ups? I dont know of any personally
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>>988896
make a pitch *to people
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>60k
>not in hedgefunds/stocks/investment

Literal shit
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