Help me /biz/. In a few days, after taxes and fees are paid,

>>984167
Why do you think the crash is imminent?

Bro do you read the news or live under a rock. Fed rates might increase or have already, as well as a normal economic growth prediction for this year.

>>984167

If you want to go full paranoid-mode, you could take the money to a credit union. Most of them will give you a (very) preferred interest rate, since they very rarely see that kind of money.

You won't get the best ROI, but your money would be safe, and the interest would still easily be enough to live on.

>>984168
Bubbles gotta pop soon.

>>984172
Not true, your money is insured up to $250k if the institution is covered by the Feds

>>984171
>Bro do you read the news or live under a rock. Fed rates might increase or have already, as well as a normal economic growth prediction for this year.
Kek. People actually think this causes crashes.

The world really is full of dummies. Thanks for the chuckle OP.

>>984178
People are too tight nit with there own interests that they forget to see or even learn about what's going on. Yes there may be slight down spikes that we may see, but that's normal. So OP needs to breeze his balls a bit.

>>984176
Which bubbles? Do you have any idea what you're talking about or did you just read it somewhere?

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>>984184
Who's a good baby? Don't you like it when I spoofeed you?
Fuck this I'll just buy bitcoins

Just invest 100K every 3 months.

>>984192
>000. Last

in 15 years it's grown 500 pts.

in 2000 it grew 1000 pts in 5 years

can you tell the difference

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>>984167
THE CRASH IS COMING

>>984192

>World War 1 started 1914
>25 years later (1939) World War 2 started
>Therefore, World War 3 starts 1964
>Therefore, World War 4 starts 1989
>Therefore, World War 5 starts 2014

Technical analysis in a nutshell.

Just short the S&P Bro. Take that 800k and short the S&P with it.

>>984192
Lol bitcoins. I am going to wait for your hilarious update in 6 months when your "investment" has halved. Please be sure to come back and tell us how it went

>>984299

I don't think you know what you mean, the worse part is you are correct because there going to pump before the halving (maybe months in advance) then dump hard.

The halving means how many bitcoins come into existence is cut by 50% less by the miners, which increases the value by a lot.

>>984177
The FDIC only has enough money to cover a tiny fraction of what's insured.

>>984297
i love you man

>>984167
HABBENING
HAB
BEN
NING
JOOSSSSSS

>>984167
Dont use a FA, they are the biggest thieves ever.

Invest yourself through a broker. Either get solid long term stocks, or Vanguard.