The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 DGB to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my Digibyte wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my DGB) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Digibyte wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 DGB to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 DGB to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
>>3504753
shutup faggot
>>3504753
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Phwew. Good one, OP. I needed a laugh.
>>3504753
If people said this about about BTC back in 2009, almost everyone would just laugh at them. And yet here we are. It's 2017 and I'm buying online girlfriends for .02 btc. 2020 is going to be fucking awesome.
>>3504963
>I'm buying online girlfriends for .02 btc.
How does that work
why does /biz/ seem like it's on a loop? I've seen this and many other posts countless times from u faggots
>>3504988
My life is a meme
>>3504988
>It's 2017 and I'm buying online girlfriends for .02 btc.
I thought summer was over.
>>3505109
I'm 23. I have 30k invested in crypto so i'll probably be rich as fuck by 2020.