>you wake up tomorrow >BTC Worth $250 >ETH worth

>>3484635
sell all I have, take every loan I can get and buy BTC

>>3484654
this

>>3484654
this, also eth

>>3484635
Close shorts, open longs.

>>3484635
i hope so !i just sold everything major other than 'thanks for coming' shitcoins worth less than 4 BTC

sell nothing.buy more. I dont investing anything I can loose so this is all lunch money anyways.

buy in with as much fiat as I can afford

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BUY THE DIP
WHALES ARE ACCUMULATING

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>>3484635
i would incorrectly blame the chinese

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put all my student loans into BTC

nah i'm just joking i'm not a fucking amerilard who has to pay a quarter million to fucking go to school

seriously how jewed are you

>>3484763
I'm not sure this is what accumulating looks like. Maybe.

>>3484635
sell all my crypto and buy again when it goes back up to $5k
>duh

>>3485028
You're right you just pay for it with taxes your entire life.

Uh ... I mean for free. *rubs hands*

Buy a fuck load if Kraken ever updates my balance. ffs

I buy 200 BTC and 5000 ETH if that's the case.

>>3484635
Didnt sell at 5k 4k 3k 2k 1k and you think im going to sell at 250$ I'd rather set my balls on fire while i jump of a 120th floor building naked while screaming kill all the jews

>>3485123
>he pays taxes
hahahahaha americuck

>>3485184
We're talking about you Ahmed and your (((free))) stuff.

>yurostan reading comprehension

buy 3000 ETH

Actually the roof for BTC is like $800 and for ETH $50.

>>3485194
We don't pay taxes here *rubs hands*

Go to /biz/ and laugh at retards.

nice, just bought 100k

>buy 100k eth

>>3484635
tears of joy since i have open short orders

Eth double top, ETH really going to be at 50$ I'm glad I sold all my ETHs at 390$

>>3484654
Mein bizbro :) same with both

buy

cry because I have no fiat left
I spent it all on >$4000 btc

>>3484635
Buy buy buy! ETH ETH ETH

>>3485350
How am I supposed to invest in ethbet by Sunday if all the markets are shot?

BUY

>>3484716
this.
For anyone that's got a brain.

>>3484635
I've been awake for 48 hours and need to sleep. How far can it crash in 3.5 hours?