I know it's mostly satire but why the fuck are people freaking

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>>3480769
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>>3480769
Two anwser
Troll
Or
Some idiot who took a loan

I cant fathom why somebody would get in debt to gamble crypto over a short time. This is the new natural selection, those people are worst than those who dont know that bitcoin even exists

>>3480803

Why is this shit so funny? It's legitimately the only meme that makes me laugh

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>>3480769
just ignore the idiots who panic :)

>>3480907
because its relatable no matter how much we tell ourselves it isnt

>>3480769
>open catalog
>count the threads with pink wojacks
>if the number is over 10, buy
as you can see, right now is the perfect time

>>3480907
I lost like %30 like too. But I am laughing my ass off right now.

Just relax guys. Invest the dip. Whenever it is it will be visible and lower the better.

>>3480769
Bitcoin has no where to go but down from here. It has hit all of the major developed markets, hit the major developing market. There is no one left to buy the bags

>>3480769
its fun. you wouldnt understand, normie

>>3480976
>>3480976
Nice tip

For altcoin, my rule is to make sure there is no thread shilling it on the catalog

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>>3480944
patrick, you're sweating

>>3481015
You dumb nigger I fucking love the pink wojaks and partake in posting them myself.

>>3481012
Mhm.
Even though about 2% of the worlds population hold crypto.

>>3480769
the best part of the dip isn't buying the dip, it's the pink wojacks you can collect during it

I bought ltc @75. btc@4500 and ETH @323. These pink wojak larpers crack me up.

t. going down with the ship

>>3481071
sauce?

>>3480769
Spoiler Alert: They're new.

>>3481071
Thats not how it works lad. Less than 10% of the world owns iphones, so the potential market size is massive. retard

>>3480769
china is threadting to shut down exchanges and ban cryptotrading.

i havent found the source of this news. but its likely a pull out method to get more for a lower price or they really are gonna end it over there. so people in china are pulling out.

>>3481071
that's like 150 million people. which is about 5 times more than all existing wallets (and most people have 2+).

so no.

>>3480769
What you need to understand is that there is a constant flow of /biz/ readers who have just got into crypto. Thus, whenever there is a major contraction there is a set of readers who are below their initial investment.

>>3481071
maybe 0.001% of the world's population hold crypto

>>3480976
buy the pink wojaks
sell the smug pepes
Profit

>>3481210
much less than that

98% of the world don't even have more than equivalent of $2k USD, so I can't imagine anymore than a huge fraction of a percent owning crypto..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8

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>>3480803
>>3480907
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>>3481292
Less than 70,000 people? (My math could be off. Pretty tired)