Alright /biz/ You have 5k to start a business that needs to

>>3467198
all in BAT, cash out 7k next week and hodl the rest

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>>3467198
Buy 5k worth of bitcoin at the bottom of this dip, sell when it bounces back up.

2k profit and drug dealing is an option?

literally buy any drug and flip it

you could probably resell advil for 2k profit

>>3467198
A million dollar business idea that I'm not degenerated enough to pursue

>Create fake female accounts on OKCupid/POF
>Put that you're interested in hookups/NSA
>Wait for your inbox to flood
>tell desperate Betas that you run a men's underwear company with your gay best friend
>tell them that if they send a pic of them in the merchandise, the (cutest/ugliest/shortest/tallest etc.) gets to go on a private date and hook up with them.
>Eventually get IG thots/IG models/prostitutes in on this and repeat it
>Get B list or A list celebs
>Do something similar with women's clothing
By this point you should have an established brand and msm will have picked up on this. You're now the playboy of the 21st century and operate a borderline escorting agency

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