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>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing 4chan
>see "/biz/", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, am nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>lose $300 immediately
>"I'll always be a loser"
>lie awake at night crying, want to kill myself
>"no.... no, not this time anon"
>come back to /biz/
>"you... you can do this"
>hail mary with last $400
>hit first XRP spike
>back in the game
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future
thank you /biz/, wish me luck
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YES!
THANK YOU!
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To everyone in this thread, most of you won't be like OP. Most of you will lose your money. OP got lucky.
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>>3465759
OP is extending the truth
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Just wait till the tax man comes looking for $2500.
>tax man asks where's muh money
>lost everything going all in
>handcuffed and led out of house in front of all the neighbors
>mom cries blubbering tears
>dad caresses her
>you get to jail and a mandingo asks what you're in for
>didn't pay muh crypto tax
>gets raped
>mom kills herself
>dad disowns you for being a fag
>you hangself by toilet
All because you got into Cryptocoin.
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>>3465732
>suddenly crypto market crashes
>you kill yourself
>I fuck your mom on your dead body
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>>3465732
BASED
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>>3465759
I know this. That's why I only want to make enough in crypto to help me get through college.
I don't mind not being rich. I just don't want to depend on my parents to get through college.
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>>3465732
>crypto markets crash because some fag said bad words about it in an interview
>lose everything
>try to kill myself
>fail
>Addicted to the feeling of pleasing my parents
>Live for it
>put ads on Gumtree for furry sex slave for some money
>sitting in grimy motel room, waiting for man, ass in the air and furry tail buttblug in ass
>one enters, pins me to the bed and ties up my hands
>hear noises, men talking and laughing
>light switches off, i'm gagged
>men pour through the door and slams shut
>ass plug pulled out hard, pulls out my colon, have rosebutt
>get gangraped, can't scream
>wake up 8 hours later covered in my own blood and shit
>missing phone and wallet
At least I didn't fail in contracting aids
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>>3465732
tl;dr
>am loser
>try trading and suck at that too
>decide to straight up bet my last funds on a shitcoin
>by pure luck it happened to moon
>congratulate me
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>>3465821
Well at least you acknowledge it. What's your typical daytrading strategy?
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I'm so proud of you NEETs. Crypto really is making us all better people :^)
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>>3465821
get european or Australian, or New Zealand or Canadian citizenship then you won't have to be a stupid americuck paying 100k for a student loan that you pay interest for.
topkek, being this cucked
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>>3465855
Non-existent.
Just bought a few I thought had potential with the change I had over the Summer.
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>>3465898
son of a bitch.
I put a thousand in three weeks ago, just in time for this bear market. fuck me.
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Lmao anyone else actually cue the music?
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when did u start investing?
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WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL MY FRIENDS!
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>>3465732
Nice, now go out and get a job, join some clubs, clean your room and become a functioning member of society
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>>3465732
Way to go, faggot. Gratz.
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>>3465759
Ill get rich or die trying to rob a bank
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>>3465732
she's not asian
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>>3467138
Yes it was perfect lol
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>>3465732
>the movie plot to the greatest blockbuster film of 2018
The Crypto Autist
Starring: Brad Pitt
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>>3465836
Jesus christ did you get a rape kit done?
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What is the Chicago bulls theme song? I'm not clicking that shit.
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