>nb4 what shitcoin is AAPL? that not a crypto fgt! iPhone

what shitcoin is AAPL? that not a crypto fgt!

>>3463814
but i >nb4'd
that comment :(
how were u able to post that, asshole? are you a hacker?!

This is one speed charges in the microwave right?

apart from the weird black bar, this phone is sexy as fuck. I'd buy if I wasn't a poor fag

>>3463935
yeah, but for real this time.

>>3463806
>retail price
>$1000
oh nice that's only $850 I can order it now
>1000 eurobucks for Europes

People still buy phones outright instead of on a plan and upgrade them every two years?

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>>3463806
obligatory

For real though the iPhone X looks like dog shit. Looks like a random Samsung piece of shit. What were they thinking???

>>3463806

It's called iPhone, you had such a good opportunity to just call it gayPhone, and I would have lol'd.

And you fuckin retard call it faggotPhone. Why are you so retarded OP?

>>3463991
ok that post was a little incoherent, but you are saying that you live in europe, and 1 euro is worth more than 1 USD? enjoy. the iPhone features the best camera in an iPhone yet. perfect for recording the hordes of jihadi moslem rape gangs having their fun with your wife/mother/child.

>>3464009
You can't upgrade phones anymore, retard.

>>3463951
are you joking? have you seen the back? its hideous

>>3464011
lol thanks. saved.

>>3464011
looks fake yo

>>3464024
i still think faggot phone is funnier for some reason.

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>>3464107
from wikileaks and no one's ever claimed that it's fake. they just ignore it.

>>3464011
Jobs took LSD and then started taking it in the pooper, don't do drugs kids.

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>mfw apple is ripping off chinks

Oh how the tables have turned..

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>>3464024
ok i added an apple logo so you know it's and iPhone that i am referring to.

>>3463806
Unironically AAPL is a shitcoin though,
Not even crypto related

>>3464272
yep. stocks and bonds were the original shitcoins son, but they just weren't shitty enough for today's brave new modern world. always being tied to products and assets and governments and countries and shit, fuck that.

>>3464174
i'm sorry, but that phone is trash, anon. it has a home button and a headphone jack. probably even uses universal charger. ugh.

>"Biggest leap forward since the original iphone"
The fucking retards at apple have actually said this about this new, more expensive, and modernized iphone 7.
If thats the biggest leap forward they can do, they are fucking done for.

>>3464011
>>3464137
steve jobs was pretty alpha though, but i bet he secretly liked being a bottom fag

>>3463806
apple cancelled their self-driving car, fyi.

>>3464137
signature looks legit. source: I googled steve jobs autograph and am now a handwriting expert

>>3463806
Apple is for normie fags.

Seriously, A company the will fuck your phone up so you are compelled to buy a new one. tracked by apple. Can't repair. Wont work without a sim.

>>3464656
>apple cancelled their self-driving car
big mistake. people just can't get hyped over a new phone anymore, and i think they have pretty much taken the iPhone as far as they can take it. facial scanners oooohhh, who even wants that? people want to have a really big iPhone that they can drive around in.

It does not matter what the phone does people buy it anyway because it is relatively expensive to other phones.

It's a luxery good basically. The higher the price the more prestigious it becomes. So they make it expensive yet affordable. What the phone does or looks like is irrelevant at this point for people.