>Made a bunch of my coworkers buy bitcoin at 4800 lol I haven't

artifical woman = BLEEEEEEEE

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>>3423785
pretty sure thats a real woman

>>3423768
:(

>>3423768
Nice. I really hope you're not larping.

>>3423768
They're adults and made their own decision.

>>3423768
theyll be thanking you next year

>>3423768
This girl isn't asian.

they will probably make you sell for a loss and then it will continue its rise

>>3423768

Sold $1000 at $2920

He still considers me a friend I think...

>>3423768
>Shitting where you eat:the thread

I hope you gave them the "I'm not a professional financial advisor I'm just giving my opinion and you should always only invest what you can afford to lose" disclaimer.

Convinced my friends to buy BTC at 4200
Still friends

kek I bet they panic sold at a loss

>>3423912
Came here to post this.

convinced my weed dealer to take btc at 4500 too

he didnt offer me a dab last time i went over there, like he usually does :(

>>3425170
Enjoy your fentanyl laced weed
t. your dealer

>>3423768
>friend tries to convince me to buy ETH when it was 20ish$
>tell him to fuck off
>he bought a brand new 4 series last week with his gains

I still haven't recovered

>>3423768
Lmfao

>>3423768
>told my mom and dad to buy eth at $15
>told my mom/dad, gf, friend, boss to buy btc at $400
>told my gf to buy siacoin at 100 sats back when btc was $600
>even made a $50 bet with her and she lost and I told her to buy siacoin with it
>she would've made $1k

I tell them all constantly the exact amounts of money they could've made if they invested $100, $1k, and $10k when I told them. They don't even care at all. I finally got one friend by gifting him $50 in btc and telling him what trades to make. He turned $50 into $800 in 2 months and he just stopped trading. I tell him trades to make and he says, "nah I'm just gonna keep holding my 2+ eth for a while". I explain to him that if he made 1600% returns in 2 months, imagine if he started with $800.... It's so difficult to make other people money that you just shouldn't even try.

>>3425894
how bout givin ur hot picks to me instead of your stupid family members who dont even appreciate. I want to be a whale but unfortunately am a sardine

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>>3425894
>>3425974
Me too goy, wana team up and kill some currencies?

>>3425894
same help a nigga out

>>3425894
yeah I don't bother with family and normie friends when it comes to making money. Especially my Dad. He buys and brings back the stupidest shit.
Always blames bad luck why his in a shitty financial situation.

Not all humans are meant to be successful.

>>3425894
Wow I didn't know Captain Hindsight browsed /biz/!

>>3423768
is that girl's initials MV? I swear I know her.

Well coworkers are shit anyway they deserve to get scammed

>>3426429

do you work at a battered women's shelter?

>>3423768
They're gonna kill u

>>3425894
>go to friend's place who knows I'm into crypto and is interested in starting
>write down the exact portfolio he should buy on his notepad
>two weeks later the proposed portfolio is already up a shitload (I suggested ARK the most)
>ask how he likes dem gains
>"uhh I didn't buy yet I'm gonna do it some other day"