anons how the fuck do i get a girlfriend with my fucking money?

>>3417167
become a plumber.

>>3417167
That's called prostitution, Anon-kun. Also your text game makes you look like a serial killer. Send some more, for further evaluation.

>>3417167

If you're not a Larp, you can instead give me the money and you will get the best wingman you ever got. lol
And no that's a bad idea. They won't obey anyways, if you don't lock them up. You could as well just pay a prostitute with this method.
You could get easily some good girls with this income without paying them. Just for safety reasons.

here you go op
https://www.spectrumsingles.com/

>>3417167
If u have that much money just take a girl for a fun night out, ask her about shit she is interested in and let her talk, shower with gifts and pay for everything, still cheaper than fucking 36k a year and less creepy.

don't act desperate just act like you want to have fun and u rich af and don't give a fuck, if you're confident austism is not that bad.

start hanging out with escorts + make sure you get multiple ones so you don't get attached

meditate

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>>3417204
here
>>3417208
i dont know if i can i keep spazzing out

>>3417225
honestly a waste of meditations benefits to spend it all chasing pussy lol

>>3417235
Might as well announce that you have autism beforehand, that way you won't risk them notifying local police department.

>>3417235
based and white

>these convos
top lel anon you just don't give a fuck do you

so you are a troll

>>3417235
just get a prostitute, if you are in germany i can help you.

>>3417235

You can. Everyone can. It's just a matter of will and patience. If people without legs and arms can get girls, you won't have any problems either as long as you try and don't give up. You just have to work more for it.

>>3417263
by offering him your boipucci?

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>>3417235
kek

>AGAIN with the crazy texting george?

>I think money is my only option

Iktf brah, it sucks being a short beta who can't get girls to save my life

Literally the only way I'll ever get a gf is if I become extremely rich, I have no other attractive qualities

>>3417214
i already have one

women are a meme, they max out and fully develop at 18yrs of age and literally do not change for the rest of their lives

>>3417167
>being the manager of my dad's

That's your problem. You are a man child because you never left and went out on your own.

As long as you work for your dad, you will never get laid.

>>3417536
Believe it or not. There are dudes well into their thirties fucking chicks while still living at their parents.

>>3417235
Do you got aspergers or autism?

>>3417167
Women are most interested in guys who ignore them. Works best on attractive women who know they are attractive.

Desperation and self depreciation are not sexy.

Remember getting your dick wet isn't really all that important. You just think it is because nature.

Stop looking. Focus on your career and interests. Try to make friends using a site like meetup.com.

Based autist op straight dont give af.

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>>3417167
>>3417235
You fucking sperg

>>3417167
Lol
This is how it usually goes for me
Go to some club where a bunch of young girls with daddy issues give themselves up
Wait for a fish to bite my bait
Tell her something like"you're very pretty, it almost makes me wanna give you some money. It's a shame you don't do anything for me though"

Start acting like Razor Ramon.

You are halfway there with your texting.. Just need to demonstrate your value.

https://youtu.be/vWEOxIJsxws

>>3417734
lol nice LARP fag

fuck, you are talking to them like maniac

find a qute hooker, ask her if she is going to be only with you, if you pay her enough

that's just it

in my country there are a lot of girls, who are willing to live with a man, who support them.

i have no idea how these ladies are called in english. they are just like whores, but on salary

>>3417785
sugar babies

>>3417235
I bet that autism nuke dried out every snatch in a 5 mile radius.

Post more texts please

Can we do a 6 month or 1 year contract? What city are you in? I never use emoticons and have excellent punctuation.

>legal repercussions

Yes. That's why you don't go mailing the IRS about it.

>>3417785
I'd go with whores, it's the most accurate word.

>>3417875
we need to know if you are pretty or not

show us some parts of your body, por favor

>>3417570

It's not about where you live, it's about where you work. You never made a living on your own.

Nothing dries up a girl's vagina faster than a guy who can't get a job on his own, without help from anyone.

>>3417956
Yet plenty girls fuck those same dudes. Really makes you think.

>>3417167
autism: the post

>>3417167
>ctrl+f asian
>"Phrase not found"
This is fake /biz/. Give me back my /biz/

>>3417956

If they do, then why aren't they fucking you?

>>3418024
lol it's not about whether they're fucking me or not, I'm saying they exist. You're acting like women are some special unicorns with impeccable taste but anyone with experience with them knows thats simply not true.

>>3417785
It's called a wife.

>>3417235
You misspelt enough. Time to an hero yourself, careless fool.

you don;t have enough money.

need to buy SIFT, this will 20x

https://smartift.com