who knows a way of getting me to america?(not ilegally) visa

>>3409653
dont go to USA, it.s a shitty place

>>3409653
EB5 visa

>>3409663
i just wanna work decently i love america.my dream is to live in california tho

>>3409683
Next big earthquake imminent in California, you will die there , the whole state will vanish in the ocean

>>3409672
why would i even come to america if i had that much money

>>3409699
California? out of all the places in America, you would go to a socialist/communist piece of shit state like that? You will work, but get taxed to hell

>>3409693
i dont care lol
i've heard something about vocational schools
i have a person in michigan who will give me home

>>3409693
one can only hope

>>3409699
you can only stay for 6 months legally with a tourist visa.

>>3409699
moving to america won't make you rich bro
there are still a lot of poorfags

>>3409653

I can help. It costs $295. I can get you a K1 Visa without any trouble (all legit through the system).

$125 down payment plus $170 upon delivery..

>>3409653
>not ilegally
Buy a plane ticket
>ilegally
You'll fit right in

where are you from and what skills do you have?

>>3409743
sneak across border from mexico. duh

>>3409748
i cant just buy a plane ticket i am from albania....

>>3409747
are you serious? it would be the most amazing this that ever happend.i would give you 1000$ as a thank you
how can we contact each other

>>3409752
i am from albania...(dont stereotype me) i just wanna work there and have a normal life.

>>3409653
go to canada and walk over

>>3409757
i knew an african guy who paid a guy to boat him out in the dead of night to an anchored ship where he became a stowaway, hiding where the anchor in the ship winds up into. he had enough food for a week but had no idea when the anchored ship was going to leave for north america. the anchored ship sat there for a month, and he hid in his little nook for a month, sneaking out at night to raid the ship's pantries. eventually he was caught and the ship's crew was furious and decided to drop him off immediately in france where they would dock first. turns out france wouldn't take him, so they eventually dropped him off in america.

>>3409747
plus i am a man.but i dont mind.are you sure if it works? and if yes can i work with a k1 visa?

>>3409683
>my dream is to live in california tho
AKA the state that singlehandedly ruined the morals of the west.
Move to the midwest or new england.

California is a nice place to visit - sucks to live there. you spend 15 hours in traffic a week working 45 hours a week to pay for a meager apartment.

Try factory work in a less overpopulated area mate. Be better to find a place that is like your home country anyways.

how is austin?

By a fucking plane ticket? Tourist visas are a thing you know. If you're from a non-terrorist country you don't even need a visa.

can anyone make me a visa or smth that can actually get me there? like the guy who said a k1 visa (i am a male) i dont care i just need to get there and work

>>3409769
Send $125 through bitcoin to:

19kerPNDeuu8dKZwRGFEh5JgYMjAtEty9W

In the transaction notes section, put your email address. I'll email you within 48 hours. I don't want the extra $1,000. I only do this once every 3 months so that nobody notices. I haven't done one since May, so it's time to do one again.

>>3409821
i am from albania dude.i cant just get a plane ticket.

>>3409834
lmao first i dont have bitcoin.and second how do i know im not getting ripped off? seems to perfect to be true

nice trick offer op. offer to pay a MAX of $5000 but will pay the minimum of $0 hehe...

>>3409857
>dont have bitcoin

dafuck are u doing in /biz?

>>3409865
i pay 5000 after getting there my friends paid up to 30k$ getting there

>>3409868
its business and finance here sooo...i know 4chans are good at stuff

come on anyone

>>3409834
i will pay you after i get there.i dont trust you

>>3409800
What's the difference between New England and old England

>>3409906
>business and finance
that's our way of spelling bitcoin

>>3409757
Go to American Embassy and get Visa first, then yes you can. You wanted it legally.

>>3409966

If you're going to let $125 stand in the way of you and a better life, then so be it.

>>3410358
this is something what someone that wants to rip you off would say

>>3410382
he's totally ripping you off. I on the other hand can help you, it costs $295. I can get you a K1 Visa without any trouble (all legit through the system).

$125 down payment plus $170 upon delivery..

don't listen to these fucking scammers. i can get you a k1 visa for only $5k.

>>3410405
then help me.ill pay once i get there

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>>3409843
>be Albanian
>have to ask random people how to sneak into country

I'm sorry but are you an Albanian outcast or something lol, you guys are usually masters of human trafficking stereotype

Orthodox or muslim?

>>3410415
are u serious?

>>3410427
i am a christian actually lmao
i know dude do you think some human traficking/drug dealers would ask on 4chan lmao