>tfw Heir to the vending machine fortune >dont get a dime,

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>>3402516
>tfw my drunken 5x great grandfather lost his wool mill in a sporting bet

JUST

grandfather owns millions of dollars worth of real estate hates me cause I didn't work at his tire shop

Its amazing how even if your grandfather was a massive poorfag in his day his house is probably worth millions now

>>3402516
>my great x10 grandfather invented the hammer
>never patented it
>fuck his dead soul

Also
>my great x10 grandmother invented the first writing implement commonly known as a pencil
>may her eternal ghostly ether rot in the seventh circle of hell for not patenting it

Fuck the baby boomers

>>3402738
no larp, my gg grandfather also invented the fridgerator

didnt patent, design got leaked and stolen

>>3402516
My great grandfather lived on an island in northern Norway his entire life, fishing and selling halibut. He didn't see a city before he was 80 and lost his mind a couple of days later. I need to get enough crypto so I can buy his island back. Some people built two summer homes there in the 80s, but they have stood unused for decades.

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>>3402754
Funny story
>my gg was super rich
>apparently he heard of some faggot who was trying to make stuff cold
>sounded pretty retarded but figured there could be a use case for chilly bois
>ended up offering one of the faggot's employees some beer if he handed over some designs
>he got the designs and saw it was named "fridgerator"
>pffft, what a gay faggot name for a gay faggot retard
>in fact it's so retarded, a better name is the "re-fridgerator"
>refridgerator it is
>he completely copied exactly what was on the design
>went to market
>4 billion units later, our family bloodline still laughs at the faggot retard who thought of the idea of a "fridgerator"

Might be connected with your story, but eh who gives a shit