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Okay Biz Bros... I got a story for you all...
>be me
> learn about how crypto can overthrow the jews circa december 2016
>migrate from /b and /pol to my new home that is /biz
>join a discord link for crypto
>CTR kicks a bunch of good goys and we create a new server.
>new server spammed with lolis
>fork server to the greatest crypto discord in the universe
>Incredible memes, gains, and friends were made in new server
>tfw we're all chads IRL and and many of us becoming crypto rich over the last 6 months.
>keep saying were all gonna meet one day when vegas opens the first crypto casino
now for todays events
>a few of us have decided to meet in seatle just for shits and giggles and cuz one of us got some meetings with Important crypto ppls in the seattle area
>hmmm i wonder what ICO's, devs, exchanges etc are in Seattle that could help us with insider trading
>Kam, from australia, needs to get a sim card to use his phone in the land of the SEC
>Enter into Tmobile to get sim card
>shirtless ofc because thats how chads dress
>all employees busy with pajeets and fat americunts
>"erm excuse me guys why are you in here"
> "oi, I needa buy a ca'd"
>"y-you guys aren't a-aloud in here without c-clothes"
> " you want me business or not cunt"
> "erm ok... I can get bobbie to help you
>in walks bobbie, asian 22m
>immediately reminisce of my Neo and BNB losses.
>He helps kam while me and fellow whales look at phone cases n sheeeeiiiiit to kill time
>some how end up beside kam to see whats up
>beta employee who told us to get out comes into scene
>kam asks if sim will give him coverage in texas later
>beta gets all excited and says something along the lines "while Ill be damned, Im from the lone star myself. What are you doing in texas?"
> kam: "Im going to [major texas city] to fuck a transexual girl who probably has a bigger cock than you do"
>proceeds too show EVERYONE in the store pictures of his Qt 3.14 trap gf
>Beta makes face of disgust
1/3 cont. in comments
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>>3389921
>pretending to have friends
LARPing really had gone too far
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CONTINUED
2/3
>Kam replies "i mean shes already gorgeous but can you believe the bitch is only 18!!! imagine what she'll look like in 3 years after ive been pumping hormones into her!"
>me and crypto chads are bursting out laughing this entire time
>many keks are had (because texas trap is true not lols)
>probably funnier than when thinking about all you DGB bag holders here
>bobby gets uncomfortable and changes subject
>"oi im a hedgefund manager"
>bobby raises eyebrows
>"i mean i figured i could make money if i dropped out of school like a mad cunt and started investing. ive been doing this for quite a while now.
>bobby looks unsure if being trolled
>Crypto Chad number 2, Biz, interjects
>Biz: "yea im a developer and im bringing on cam for my first round of financing"
> "and this here is W (me), W is a another private investor and proffesional trader."
> suddenly they start kissing our asses
>asking all about our future plans
>we tell them we will throw a private party with deadmaus, DVBBS, Calvin Harris and other comfy tune artists
>bobby is impressed
>bobby redpills us on Hardwell
>we now decide to invite hardwell
>time for kam to pay
>Bobby says $50
>Kam says to stop being a gay cunt cuz $50 is ridiculous
>kam wants $20
>Bobbie says no 45 is cheapest plan with lotsa data
>"well fuck it mate ill just take the 50
>Kam looks at Biz
>"you can never trust these asians cuz these cunts can neva' look you in the eye"
>many keks and bursting laughter
>we walkling away leaving
>"h-hey... w-what is a g-g-good investment right now?"
>"ICO cunt... google ICO
The end
We went out and did fun chad shit and made fun of jews then went to local seattle chad's private studio he lives in to continue partying
shout out to all my biz bros whove done very well for themselves in crypto
most wont believe this story but im very happy to have found out about cryptos and that we've all made gains.
we're all gonna make it
2/3 there is no 3/3
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>>3389921
>>3390083
the fuck is this gay nigger shit
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>>3390083
fantastic story
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lol whats anyone supposed to learn from this, might as well listen to Gucci Mane
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>>3389921
You guys sound like a bunch of losers
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An Australian living up to his stereotype of being an arrogant shirtless bogan moron with a shit accent
Well
I
Fucking
Never
Go back to /b
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>>3389921
/Pol/tard kill yourself.
You're obnoxious online and in real life if this is true.
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>goes into store shirtless
>treats employees like trash
>tries hard to be auscunt
>literally a fucked in the head cock sucking poofta
id smash the cunt if i saw that shit.
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which fucker posted this
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>>3390838
this desu
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Hell Yeah OP, good shit.
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>>3389921
Please kill yourself
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Fuck I feel sick
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