Literally what the fuck am I supposed to do to get myself a new

If you have lots of spare time, learn to code. I'm not a programmer myself but I see lots of people say it to people in your position. Programming is something you can learn online for free and I'm sure you can find a decently paying position SOMEWHERE with what you learn. Look into it.

Pay denbts you mongrel.

you won't get anywhere if you keep making excuses for yourself

>>3367791
Wtf excuses did I make, I literally don't have a vehicle to become delivery guy and all bar positions have also denied me. I also applied for newspaper writer, butcher's assistant, 5 flier jobs and a fucking industry worker position this summer alone. Don't know if I'm extremely unlucky or have an unlikable face yet.

>>3367844
become a refugee in europe and collect your free prepaid mastercard, cash distributions, food stamps and whatever other social securities they throw your way. you can basically live luxuriously for free by cucking the cuck countries.

>>3367909
Not brown enough tho

>>3367764
>Greece
But that's normal

>>3367844
So you've applied to 10 jobs.
Try 200 my man, when I was 18 thats how many I applied to (around half - walkins too, not online) till I got one, a pretty comfy one too at a furniture store. Lifting kind of sucked, but not too bad.

>>3367764
Wtf I always regret not being a bartender
Learn to make different drinks
You'll have experience to make real money in US or UK when you're older
Some lonely cougar might want to suck it you'll have more confidence and be less faggy

Dont flip shit from China. It's hard, market is very saturated. I would advise you to learn programming if that interests you. Some of my friends are software engineers and they make a killing and can find work everywhere.