Can someone give a filthy rookie advice on how to begin investing

Buy bitcoin. Hold. Get on with your life. Dont fall for the shitcoin daytrade meme spending 18 hours a day looking at charts.

Sign up on yobit.net
Buy espers it's gonna moon

>>3359905
This guy doesn't fuck.

What you need to do is read the sentiment on /biz/ and /r/cryptocurrency. You don't need to read whitepapers or anything like that. Here's the easiest way to make money, by far.
> didn't get into an ICO? It's okay
> it gets released onto an exchange
> gets pumped immediately
> then it dips over the next few days
> you buy this dip, because another pump after the initial pump is inevitable
> you make moniezzzzz$$$$$$

Shitcoins will make you a millionaire (or really poor).

>>3359905
Buy 50% Bitcoin, 30% OMG, 20% ETH and come back in a year.

>>3359956
>30% OMG

>>3359945
this didn't work with zrx

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>>3359887
the +2000 member bitpam /biz/ crypto trading discord server has awesome full on step by step guides on how to begin investing in coins, has helped me tremendously desu

discord.gg/VpPrGmF

>>3359986
Yes it did, you're just a brainlet. This happened with both ZRX and DNT.

This is what DNT looked like:

> gets released onto an exchange
> sees an immediate pump
> then it corrects.....
> buy this you retard
> oh my god, another pump, you sell this
> OH MY GOD IT'S SO PREDICTABLE ANOTHER DIPPPP
> BUY THIS
> OH MY FUCKING GOD IT PUMPED AGAIN TO ATH AT $0.25 HOLY SHIT SO PREDICTABLE EZ MOENY

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>>3359905
>>3359956
yea... Only problem is, you'd need a minimum of 10 grand to make it worth. What if I only got 2k? I'd have to wait 45 years to buy a used 2031 honda

>>3359887
Only put in what you're willing to lose entirely. Acquire BTC, as much as possible.

No one will give you advice believe me don't be looking for it on 4chan. Mostly these people are here to talk shit and that's it. Maybe try that bit Pam discord but again don't listen to anybody here it's all speculation every single bit of it

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>>3359887