>take out loan
>buy barber shop
>take portion of the profits for yourself
>get another loan
>buy more barber shops
>take portion of profits for yourself
>repeat ad infinitum
Why would this not work?
>>3358954
because it will take ages before you get your money back as there is a lot of competition..
It might take years before you earned your loan back.
Where I live in London the Pajeets do haircuts for 7 bucks..
>>3358985
aaaand you end up looking like a pajeet gave you a haircut for 7 bucks.
>>3358954
Bloody hell if you get one of those quartets in there singing I'd come to your barber shop pal
>>3358985
First, you forget that normies pride themselves on consumption and style. The faggots on /fa/ pay $500 for shoes kek. I upgraded from paying $10 to $20 for haircuts because I go to this "classic" barbershop. They do clean, hot butter shaves, behind the ears, on the neck, only do men's haircuts, etc. I think if you can find that niche, market yourself accordingly, actually have the skill to do so, you can do well. I know the guy who owns the shop I go leases out his additional chairs for a fee to training barbers, regular barbers, barbers in the area for awhile, etc. It's pretty sweet actually.
>>3358985
Just dropped $40 on a fade and shave today
>>3358954
Haha, fuck you OP i'm stealing this idea. I'm buying a barbershop RIGHT NOW
>>3359047
I already bought 4 in the NDSE area, too late faggot ahahaha
>>3359081
> barbershopcoin hard forks and drops 92%
> litebarbershopcoin moons the days after
enjoy your life as a wagecuck
40 for a fade. Quit lying tyrone. Your cousins babydady fresh out of prison gave you that haircut. Free but he fondled you a little.
what self respecting male gets another person to cut their hair these days
buy a clipper for $20 and be done with it forever
>>3360427
this is an excellent investment.
>>3358954
this thread is irrelevant for me as I have lost my hair starting at 17, patrick stewart style.
Being bald sucks, I wish I had my hair back.
>>3360427
>take out a loan
>sell 1 million clippers
>retire
Why would this not work?
the barber shop I go to is one of those "regular spots" where everyone that goes there has been going there for years. They only accept cash and are a laundering machine for H money. Great cuts, cool barber who talks with you
>>3359046
costs me a lot more to get faded. $70 a point
>>3360427
Sorry guys this is a /frugal/ thread?
>>3358985
>take out loan
>buy every single barber shop
>take 100% of the profits
why would this not work?
>>3360582
H money? As in Heroin money? Lulz
>>3360427
>Spending $20 on clippers when you could spend $5 on a pair of scissors
You're never going to make it