In 3 days 1 million people will visit my hometown to celebrate something like the Oktoberfest. There must be a way to make some cash.
>inb4 suck their dicks
>>3355717
suck their feet
>>3355717
Sell them silly German pants made out of "cowhide" that you ordered from China at a 500% mark-up.
>>3355717
suck their bratwurst
blow them up, say bitcoin did it, short
sell traditional german clothing to the degenerates wearing faggot fashion
>>3355717
Sell halal food to the merkel-new-(((germans))).
And bullet proof vests to the real germans.
>>3355760
>Op probably cant do anything tho
This sadly. I might get arrested for selling stuff on the sreet without a license.
>>3355717
Wohnst du in der Nähe von München? Ich habe tatsächlich eine Idee
>>3355815
> München
Ne. RLP.
>Ich habe tatsächlich eine Idee
lass hören
>>3355793
>needs a license to sell pants on the sidewalk
wew laddy
>>3355717
Prostitutes will be busy that week.
>>3355832
Hey ich will auch mitmachen!!!111elf
inb4: suck their feet
>>3355832
Solange du nicht in München bist, sind wir uns gegenseitig keine Hilfe. Sorry
>oktoberfest
you mean rapefest.
>>3355875
Aber erzähl mal bitte was du vorhast
>>3355848
This. The 6th army didn't freeze their arses off, in that Soviet shithole, just so that one day you wouldn't be able to have the freedom to do this.
>>3355717
Sell kneepads?
Sell traditional german hajibs.
Lol.
>>3355889
Dieses
>>3355918
auf facebook du hurensohn, jetzt sag schon.
>>3355918
Discord oder EMail ?
>>3355717
mix arab jizz with beer
german women and even men will like it
>>3355934
Lmao, so kannst du dich in dein Knie ficken
>>3355918
Schreib mir ne Mail
[email protected] (kein Scheiß, ist meine)
>>3355958
[email protected] (ebenfalls kein joke)
oder Discord
https://discord.gg/5w34Kg
>>3355717
Stuttgart Volksfest is already closed out dude.. just rent your flat out on AirBnB and profit
unless your are a living in your parent's basement, that sucks...
>>3355962
Kontaktiert
>>3356021
Keine Sorge, dir habe ich auch geschrieben
Lol they hate Jews so much that they imported packs of rabid jew haters to slap their shit around. Germans are ruthless hahahaa
>>3355815
>Wohnst du in der Nähe von München? Ich habe tatsächlich eine Idee
not a german anon but actually live in Munich. what up bro?
>>3356056
how did you learn German anon
need tips f-for a friend...
>>3356063
Duolingo is a good start. At least their french courses are excellent.
sell the silly hats to drunk people
>>3355717
https://discord.gg/zC8nJdb
Deutscher Krypto Discord
Lay down on your side outside in raggy clothing with a jar in your hands and your eyes shut. Collect money
airbnb
sell whipit balloons
sell hangover pills
dust off your old knee pads and get to work.
>>3356063
i actually know it really bad, cant speak it. been living here for 5 years :( but i think the standard "school, movies, communicating" should work. too bad i dont go outside much
Watch out for the trucks of peace.
Be safe anon.
>>3356239
kindergarten. Pretty easy.
There will be a lot of cocks though
Scam a really drunk couple into timeshares at your 'once in a lifetime' resort. Develop brochures, pictures, website and brand logo. Wear shirt, develop documents and credit card processor. Use their credit card to buy bitcoin and then vanish.