/biz/ as anonymous, I will tell the truth. I am a lucky ass foreign

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/biz/ as anonymous, I will tell the truth. I am a lucky ass foreign newbie. For some reasons I am really lucky when it talks about biz and tendencies. I have made lots but I don't know how (the quantity may be irrelevant to you because as I foreignfag the acquisitive value of my currency varies).
I prognosticated cryptocurrency tendency back in 2005, yet didn't invest a single dollar on it. I prognosticated that trump was gonna win as soon as he mentioned about the wall and the changes momentum strategy (have been into USA before for business, really payed off well). Knew that the market was gonna explode , and yet didn't invest in the DowJ (told my Professor about it days before it happened and you can imagine how thankful he's now). Don't want to bore you but I think I proved my point... which is I don't have a single idea, I don't know, how to invest from my PC.
Found a broker, and its fine, but I want to do what you guys do, because now I have plenty time, and large will to learn. Please I require your guide, tell this newbie in the most amateur way possible how to buy and sell in the market, FOREX or DowJ, anything. Thanks for reading. Sorry for shity English.