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>>3350033
>this thread again

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>buy tulips in bulk
>sell at farmers and say they are organic vegan fed bulbs imported from africa to raise money for the homeless veterans
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>>3350082
would this work?

How to Plant Tulip Bulbs
1. Plan to plant the bulbs in the fall when the soil is at least 60 °F (16 °C).
2. Choose bulbs that are firm, with a light brown papery skin.
3. Dig holes 8 inches (20.30 centimeters) deep and 4 to 6 inches (10.2 to 15.2 cm) apart.
4. Insert the bulbs into the holes, pointy-side-up.
5. Cover the bulbs with soil and water lightly.
6. Water the bulbs when the soil becomes dry. Do not over water.

>>3350033
why do such small useless flowers have that huge bulbs fucking waste of space

plant something useful instead like actual fucking onions

this shit triggers me

>>3350178
you can sell anything to someone guillible enough.

See ICOs.

Also, just in case you're not sure what is going on here, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

>>3350983
The bulbs provide nutrients to the plant as it grows, before it has a root system and leaves to photosynthesize.

>Plant onions instead
Onions have no floral display to attract pollinators. Attracting pollinators is important for maintaining ecosystem structure, cause you know, they pollinate things.