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2020 >Hello! Here's the pizza you ordered sir! How would

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2020

>Hello! Here's the pizza you ordered sir! How would you like to pay this sir?
>Bitcoin? Alright uh... That'll be 0.000056684 plus tip...Wait no excuse me sir new price is going to be 0.000058995 plus tip.
>Please send it to this address 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xBb
>Again? It's 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xBb
>Done? Sorry sir but our company requires 20 confirmations before giving you the pizza.
>...
>...
>Uh... Mind if I stay in for a while?

40 minutes later...

>Alright sir thank you very much have a nice day! *closes door*
>Only 2 satoshis? Motherfucker...
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>>3332908
>not using litecoin
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I assume there'll be an app or something making transactions faster, though the volatility of the coin is a genuine concern. hmmmmm
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>>3332908
>40 minutes later
More like 4 days later and with a $20 transaction fee
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>>3332908
>hit button on phone
>1 satoshi sent to Papa John's
>drone arrives 15 later with my saucy za
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>>3332908
I sent myself .02 BTC today and received it in less than 30min for a 5 sat fee.
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>>3332908
Pizza delivery is already starting to get automated. also
>bitcoin becomes dominant form of currency 3 years from now
>there still hasn't been a faster way of direct payment created
I mean fuck dude, we already have QR codes. get some better criticisms.
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>>3332995
>saucy
>not getting light sauce, extra cheese, pineapple pepperoni, and stuffed crust
why even order pizza.
[spoiler]that shit sounds like so many calories when i fucking type it[/spoiler]
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That's not the purpose of BTC silly billy.
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>>3333066
What *is* the purpose then?
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>introducing PizzaCoin
>the first shitcoin that can be used to buy pizza without waiting coinfirmations and automatically tip the delivery guy the minimun pizzoshi possible.

I would invest all my money, I'm surprised that with all these ICOs of shitcoins with no future nobody thinked about something like that, would go to the moon.
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>>3333078
As a digital store of wealth you fucking idiot. Do you also pay for your burgers with gold?
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>>3333078
Prove that we don't need gobmint to have money. BTC is a proof of concept
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>>3333049
I WANT MY PIZZA LOOKING LIKE A HEAVY FLOW DAY
STUFF YOUR STUFFED CRUST UP YOUR STUFFED ASS, FAGGOT
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2025

>Delivery driver is now driving a lambo
>still expects a tip
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>tfw can buy magic mushi mushis grow kits using bitcoin
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>>3332936
kek
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>>3332908
I love posts like these.
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>>3333088
Lmao
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>>3333088
Top kek

I'm imagining someone pay for a whopper with a grain of gold
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>>3333088
fuckin lol
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>Not using BitBean's light-speed transaction
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dash can already do this op
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Hold & Use DGB !
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>>3332908
Literally why alias's will be so important.
DIONS bro
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>>3333273
>Man, here's your pizza, your note made no sense but whatever bro we put some bits of beans on it. Customer is always right an shit, huh huh. That'll be 1 shitoshi my dude.
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>BTC? i i-i've only got a few dibibytes..
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>>3333439
>great, digimarines veterans get a 2% yearly discount
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>>3332908
>2020
>order pizza on app
>click pay via bitcoin
>pizza is made by automated production line on 130th floor
>end of the line reaches delivery "chute"
>pizza delivery drone picks it up and drops it to your "delivery chute" on the 110th floor of your apartment
>phone notifies you of delivery
>???
>profit
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if I ever make it with any of these ICOs I'm going to spend my weeknights browsing biz to tip the OPs of these threads. Kek so fucking hard every time
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>>3332932
The lightning network functionality coming soon means instant confirmations and lower fees while still staying decentralized. I'm hyped.
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>plus tip
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>>3333397
lul
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>>3333088

With my gold money debit card I do.

Why are you guys this dense?

In 2017 I'd expect more.
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>>3332908
Haha epic! Just like the dollar!
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>>3332908
lol! good one bro made my night
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>>3333087
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>>3333120
still fucks yo waif before leaving
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>2072
>Living in space colony
>Telepathically connect to food replicator
>Telepathically select pizza icon
>Food replication complete

>Time to pay your annual food replicator fee
>1 iota has been debited from your account
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>>3333701
>implying that shitcoin will last more than a couple years
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>>3332908
sad you dont know how many 20 confi takes. thats 2 hours not 40 mins
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>>3333701
You idiota! Pizza will be decentralized at that point in time
> meaning you will be eating separated ingredients.
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