Where do i even start with cryptocurrency lads? Why doesnt this

Make an account with Coinbase and buy a smallish amount of BTC ($200-$500).
Make an account with Bittrex and transfer the BTC to that wallet.
Lurk for altcoins to invest some of your BTC in to make money.
Exchange those alts for BTC once they make you a good profit.

hints:
>BAT is going to go up in September
>make accounts on other exchanges when you need to
>try to always hold some amount of BTC
>never go all-in on any coin but BTC
>spread out your altcoins, ditch them when you make a good profit or the bags are too heavy and there is another coin to be bought
>taking a small loss is better than holding and taking an even larger loss
>BE CAUTIOUS OF SHILLING

I never had to ask retarded question when i got in crypto

>>3280921
thank you man

>>3280932
thank you for the shitpost