>its your grandsons 8th birthday >as soon as you show up

>>3274144
>implying my kids aren't tokenized virtual assets

>>3274144
it was pretty cool.
>mfw I am awful at telling stories

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That I had best imagination ever when I was young. But I never had better than /biz/ pajets and fuds.
And I will have this picture on my wall so I will show him the best scam in the history of mankind.

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>>3274144
>implying I will ever get a girl pregnant

>>3274144
>be me
>be the 90's
>be poor
>learn the value of money
>grow up, family becomes wealthy
>I get free college
>set out on own to strike it rich
> I buy bitcoin in 2011 and sell in 2014
>learn to trade alt coins and margin
>rekd on margin
>rekd again
>be me
>be this year
>20$ left to my name
>FUKKN PASCAL
>saves me
>swear off margin
>In 1 year make 140,000% my portfolio
>gonna make it

Money was hard kids, but once you figured it out, you could get a lot of it.

>>3274144
>grandpa used to be part of an anonymous secret elite organization known as /biz/, we managed to forge today's economy trading exclusive cryptocurrencies, I survived the hardforking wars and saw thoundsands of digimarines die in front of my eyes, the flippening was just the beginning of a new age
>*shows his "buy high sell low" tattoo on his forearm*
>woah grandpa, you are truly amazing
>remember kids, if you want to make it, just HOLD, think about the girl you want and ask yourself "how much ether to fuck a girl like this"

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>>3274497
>"how much ether to fuck a girl like this"

>>3274497
>I want grandpa like you.