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>start trading cryptocurrency
>tell mom about my gains
>She wants me to trade with her money too
>I get to live in her house as long as i trade
>makes meals for me because daytrading can get really intense
>Use her money to buy BTC and ETH
>dont trade at all, just play dwarf fortress all day
>when she comes to bring me tendies I make up TA patterns on the dwarf fortress screen and talk really fast
>Receive praise/compliments for how smart I am for making her 100% profits
>tfw my mom is more proud of me than ever
This is the life
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>>3260123
But how much cum can you hold in your body?
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>>3260123
This spells crisis when the bubble will plop.
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>>3260123
I unironically do this too, OP.
Please don't fail me BTC....
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you are gonna get rekt hard soon and mom will be rather angry...
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my family makes enough money that they don't need to desperately give some to their son to make money in crypto
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>>3260157
You will send my congrats to you dad.
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>>3260123
>be me
>29
>make 80k
>move in with parents
>shoving 3k into crypto a month
>ride or die
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>>3260123
op give me .5btc or i email your mom a link to coinmarketcap and a calculator
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>>3260123
kek'd, thanks
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>>3260188
>>29
>>make 80k
>>move in with parents
bad breakup, anon?
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>>3260123
this except i haven't made any gains at all after 2 months, i have no idea what im doing
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