What's the point in hiring a prostitute if you have to wear

if prostitutes fucked random dudes without protection every one of them
would have every single std imaginable

>>3259927
>the point in hiring a prostitute
to get off

>>3259960
I know but that's disheartening because whores are likely the only way I can get laid.

Is there no way to pay for safe bareback sex? Maybe this is why the sex slave industry is so popular.

>you will never be alive during the middle ages where you finish a hard day at work in the fields and go bareback all night in the town whorehouse for half a pence even though every other dude in the town fucked her earlier in the week it doesn't matter because stds don't exist and if you're really lucky you might get to rape some women from the neighboring rival village

why even live

>>3259927
Whores are good for nothing. Stay away

>>3259972
Is sex wearing a condom that much better than masturbation?

>>3260022
>not looking forward to rape brigades in the upcoming Civil War 2.0
General Buttnaked would be ashamed anon

>wearing a condom somehow makes sex not good

>>3260040
ye

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>>3260040

Are you retarded?

>your own hand rubbing against your cock

>the insides of a girl's vagina rubbing against your cock

seriously only virgins complain about wearing a condom. lol

>>3260048
must suck being cut

>>3260022

Think of how much better Western society would be if our ancestors would've sent every last nigger back to Africa.

>>3260022
>stds don' exist
They did but they just dealt with them and died lol you could just blame it on demons or some shit

>>3260066
>a layer of plastic between you and the girl

It's not even really sex if your penis isn't touching the inside of her vagina.

I've fucked 3 hookers without a condom, never gotten an STD

>>3260106
Any tips on selecting the girl?

I fucked a prostitute without a condom a couple weeks ago. They'll let you if they like you.

>>3260115

>>hooker likes you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>3260101
it's not real sex unless your brains directly touch and send signals directly to each others orgasm centers.

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>>3260101

Doesn't matter. The vagina still rubs and grips your dick enough to bring you to blissful sensation and an eventual orgasm

>>3260131
>>3260134
>All this coping

>>3260125
just as with any other job there's customers you like more and customers you like less or dislike, and the customers you like more you're going to give better service.

>>3259927
I know I can always come here to find insightful discussion of the most important business and finance topics.

is this /biz/?

>>3260192
that's disgusting dude

>>3260022
>STDs didn't exist

Syphilis literally was reaching epidemic levels at the time my dude

are you me? You are literally stealing this out of my playbook. And I know I've posted this on a forum or two. You must have read it.

>>3260192
thanks just lost my job 100k starting

>>3260040
yup. condoms fucking suck.

>>3260101
>muh real sex meme
all i know is it feels good and i orgasm. kys

>>3260192
Honestly I don't think I'd be able to get off with some cuck watching me in the corner

>>3260208
Thread is about hiring someone.

>>3260115
like, as in pay them double?

>>3260231
you must be more sensitive then me then. I can't even get it up in a condom.

I've done it. He even took my hand and stuck it in her asshole. They had kids my age lol.

>>3260250
no, like as you hit it off well. Of course a little tip to show your appreciation never hurts either

>>3260077
the only people i know that don't mind condoms are virgins or people who've only had sex once

>>3260254
that tends to happen with beta males

>>3260269

You did the cucking? Story pls

>>3260269
Continue

>>3260192
nice just bought 100k

>>3259927
have you ever fucked a girl?

>>3260236
That's why you gotta talk to shit to the guy as you plow. "You like this shit you fuckin cuck look at dat small as white boy wiener."

Bonus points if you're white and you say this.

>>3260370
Yes, one woman many times a long time ago. Never used a condom because she couldn't have kids.

I bought some condoms about 5 years ago and tried one on and masturbated with it. It felt like sex would be a shit experience with it on.

Condoms are terrible.
Get a long term girlfriend who is on birth control and jizz in her. You'll both be happier.

Only mutilated dicks would say sex with a condom feels good

>>3260388
>Yes, one woman many times a long time ago. Never used a condom because she couldn't have kids.
I will admit that infertile women are great.

>>3260388

80% of the fun of sex is squeezing your dick into a chick and dominating her

the sensation is reduced but you hardly notice it

condoms only bother me because it always gets me out of focus when I have to put one on in the middle of foreplay

>>3260388
... not understand the risk of stds...
natural selection is still real in the human race.

>>3260433
Are you retarded or just circumcised?

>>3260101
>>3260066
>>3260040
you wear those short shaft condoms and feel the pussy grips at the base of your dick as well as her ass cheeks against you. you get hugs back and get a face full of ass if you want and kisses and moans.

>>3260040
depends on whether you are short fused or uncircumsized, I'm neither

feels bad man

>>3260192
when those aren't just creepy as fuck they're some kind of scam or mugging, who's going to report to the cops that they got robbed while meeting up for some contractual sex with another dude's wife?

>>3260192

blue board

>>3260447

What are you talking about faggot

>>3260447
/biz/ brought to you by Big Ashkenazi Brain

>>3260453
>short shaft condoms

How does that not expose you to STDs?

>>3260503
no.
having mucus on your skin doesnt expose you to stds. herpies doesnt work the way people claim. its works by blood transmission or bodily fluids to bodily fluids. like if you pop inside a girl, herpies can go into your pee pee hole. or if she swallows your cum, then she can contract it.

i went to a strip club during a slow weekday afternoon and got a quickie from some petite black girl. i sat in a corner, back turned towards a wall, the chair arm rests were high enough to cover us so from a distance it looked like she was just giving me a lapdance with her panties to the side. she slipped a tight condom on me since my dick is like 5.5 inches long and rode me cowgirl then swiched over and rode me with her tits in my face. lasted like 2 minutes. tied the condom off and stuck it in my pocket and threw it out when i went to take a piss. best 100 i spent.

>>3259990

Watch PUA videos on Youtube, Tom Torero is my guy, shit has improved my game a lot

>>3259927
Sex without love is as meaningless as love without sex

>>3260400

Wish that was true

I somehow got this hoe pregnant twice in 3 months

was pulling out diligently the second time around too

>>3259927
>hiring prostitutes
kek

>>3260602
the other guys probably weren't pulling out bro...

>>3259927
My experience is the foreplay is terrible as well because you dont want to exchange fluids.

Having sex with hookers is pretty shit if you want to minimise the risk of getting ill.

>>3260602
She wasn't on effective birth control then.

>>3260570

t. guy with lots of stds

>>3260570
>its works by blood transmission or bodily fluids to bodily fluids. like if you pop inside a girl, herpies can go into your pee pee hole. or if she swallows your cum, then she can contract it.

I'm pretty sure 95%+ of STD transmission is due to the little cuts that occur on the penis and vaginal walls due to the vigorous rubbing and the tiny capillaries exchanging blood, or other bodily fluids getting into these cuts.

>>3260594
the first one feels good. the second one doesnt.

>>3260618

the thought occurred to me but she's already too busy trying to make time for me as it is

my guess is she didn't actually take her birth control regularly after the abortion and thought she was safe for a while

>>3260594
What he said.
Sex with your loving wife is much better and satisfying than sex with a hooker or random slut.

LMAO at all the PUA wannabes.

>>3260622
>you dont want to exchange fluids.

What do you mean? I would assume kissing a whore or having her give you a blowjob is fine as long as you check her mouth for sores.

>>3259927
You can still get STDS from blowjobs. I just get footjobs/handjobs/sniff her armpits/make her suck my toes. Seems pretty safe.

>>3260570
Mate, herpes comes from skin contact with an infected body part. And if you touch it with your finger you can infect everything you touch with it.

>>3259990
You're not entitled to sex. Consider yourself lucky to at least have the opportunity to hire a prostitute.

>>3260677
this, its passed on by contact through the skin by the active sores. When they aren't there you can't catch hpv
t.ex girlfriend had it and i never caught it

>>3260677
Thats true. Kissing is relatively safe in general and even safer if you check her mouth. But you can never be entirely sure if she has nothing odd in her throat for example. Or a small wound in her mouth. But it is indeed low risk.

Also Tinder exists now

2/10's can literally scrape the bucket for other 2/10's, the dating market has become unbelievably liquid

>>3260101
wew, so it wasn't real sex when I fucked that tranny in the ass?

>>3260721
That's not true. People's body reacts differently to herpes. You can have herpes where you never get sores and pass it on to someone and they'll get sores. You could have herpes and genuinely have no idea.

>>3260748
Do you think Tinder sluts are less or more risky than regulated prostitution (ie Germany)?

women who have only engaged in safe sex are still virgins
t. the geniuses of /biz/

>>3260748
The market will reach max efficiency when you'll be able to connect yourself to a computer a have sex with another person in a virtual world. Matches will be calculated instantly like if you were playing an online FPS.

>>3260773

If you're trying to have condomless sex and you're ugly as fuck you don't have any other choice

legally

I doubt ugly chicks are getting enough action to be serious STD risks

>>3260673
>Sex with your loving wife is much better

t.stay-at-home-wife

Maybe we should start an online STD free register where people can sign up and share their test results. In return they get a STD free seal of approval. Which lasts 45 days.

>>3260768
well i dunno, she had face herpes so i avoided kissing and stuff when she had a visible sore
i was pretty careful so i dont think i got it

>>3260748
hahaha
No, that's not how it works. There aren't 2/10 women because some beta loser will always give them more value than what they're actually worth. But no woman will ever give a 2/10 male more value.

Also, as long as your confident/nonchalant you'll be surprised how easy is to pay a regular woman acquaintance for sex.

>>3260833
State-regulated prostitution requires regular STD checks.

The problem is I think STDs sometimes don't show up immediately, and of course, she can contract it and give it to you between the tests.

What would be great is daily tests, but we'll probably have to wait a decade or more until they invent super fast and cheap handheld testing devices.

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>>3260833
They also need to pay to use our services.

>>3260886

Women will trade up or down, the split is 50/50 population wise so it is how it works

unless you are so genetically and socially bereft that you can't get one of the ugly fatties desperate for attention on there

Found them on craigslist on a wm4m ad. I was really horny and hadn't gotten laid in well over a year. I drove about an hour to their place, some swanky million dollar cabin tucked in the woods. Told a friend where I was and had my pocket knife ready in preparation for some craigslist killer bullshit.

Husband opens the door. I'm a big dude (6'5 240) but this guy was a John Goodman looking motherfucker. Wide as the door. Didn't help calm my nerves. Wife comes to the door we hug then go to their room. She's high af, smokes me up a bit. Husband just standing in the corner petting the cat. This chick was red haired with massive 38DD tits, probably 5'0 tall. She takes her shirt off, gets on her knees, pulls my pants down and starts titty fucking herself with my dick. Then we hop on the bed and start fucking.

Pussy was loose as fuck. Hotdog down a hallway tier. Couldn't feel anything. She gave good head. But she had a serious fupa and double chin at the right angles. I was having trouble getting off. Husband kept walking in and out of room which made it hard for me to relax.

Then he start fingering her and I think she sucked his dick at one point which was pissing me off because of all the fluid transfer. I didn't want some old cuck's DNA on my body.

She wants me to cum in her but it was just too loose. Towards the end the husband grabs my hand and guides my finger into her butthole. We finish up shortly afterwards. Say our goodbyes. They were very chill.

As I stop at a gas station on the way home I'm pumping gas and see that my thumbnail is damn near completely brown.

Stupid me fucked her raw too, when she is probably soliciting sex with 12" BBCs on a weekly basis.

They've been texting me for the last 6 months and I haven't wrote back.

>>3260966
what the fuck man that's disgusting

>>3260966
I threw up a little in my mouth reading that. If you're that hard up for sex, why not bang a hooker. Sure they take cock for a living, but they'll treat you right and show you a great time, and are usually 8/10 or more unlike the snorlax you described. Plus you won't have some weird pervert watching you the whole time. Hookers are the way to go if you need some emergency relief.

>>3259927
this is why you go with semi-pro girls who let you nut in them.

just message hot girls on dating sites and ask them point blank

Last week I fucked a working girl

I spent 10 minutes talking to here about cryptos and how she get transfer money back to her home country.

>>3260216
Syphallis came from the New World post Contact. Not Medieval. And yes the virgin soil syphallis epidemic was fucking brutal. The worst strains actually burned themselves out.

>>3260966

mother of god

that is fucking groce

but hats off to you for going through with that shit

how did you feel afterwards? shameful? disgusted?

>>3259927
if you want to die of aids like the dumb nigger you are then just slip the condom off.

>>3261698
How did the sex go down?

That is why those of us with money go to SeekingArrangments, get the pick of the litter, and raw dog these girls you jack off about on Instagram.

>>3260758
nah you're straight

>>3262513
>how to get into wedlock

>>3262513
How much do girls like that cost? I want to fuck a clean 18 year old but i'm not trying to blow too much when i could be buying crypto

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>>3260040
>>3260066

>tfw wife has to go off of birth control for 3 months for a blood test

>>3262551
>implying these girls who get an allowance of high four digits to five want to get married to anyone below a centi-millionaire

>>3260040
no condom sex > fleshlight > condom sex > jerking off

>>3262578
If they are naive and you are in a big city usually the rate is $500 PPM but you can negotiate that down.

Some will ask for an allowance and shit, usually when I set up an arrangement I pay for their blood test to make sure they are clean and shit.

putting your dick inside of a pussy raw is easily one of the best feelings ever, it's all ribbed and the way it grips your cock is just a surreal experience. If I have to wear a condom I don't even want to fuck, just let me eat her out and have her blow me.

>>3262591
my gf refuses to go on birth control. I should get a vasectomy but I think I'll "regret it" (I won't). Pull out, don't push and pray.

Business idea

It's an app that works like tinder only with hookers instead

>>3262726
There is already one called PinkApp that is being made as an ICO

>>3262734
You're bullshitting me

>>3262738
https://pinkapp.io/

Gotta keep your eyes open anon, there is gold in them hills of dogshit ICOs.

>>3262747
This looks very tempting. Nice layout, clear plans and apparently they're hoping to go live by December. However I'm worried about the legality of all this, escorts are already skirting right on the edge of the law and this may be too big a red flag. Also 1$/token seems kinda steep.

>>3262654
What does PPM mean?

>>3262832
It is a legal grey area, just like ICOs are kind of a legal grey area, just like how a well placed disclaimer makes it legal.

There is always money in sex anon.

>>3262832
So with escorts, you're officially just paying for their time alone and not with sex attached, right? But they almost always have sex with you because they know that's the real reason you're paying them? Is that right?

I wonder how often an escort will not have sex with the guy.

>>3262833
Pay Per Meet.

Some of the girls on SeekingArrangments prefer that over a monthly allowance, or prefer it for the first couple of meetings before you move on to monthly.

I usually do PPM into Monthly into finding me a younger, slimmer model.

No lie, I've fucked very good looking traps/trans and they are usually for some reason a lot cheaper then the IG model kind of girls. I also happen to live in one of the largest and most expensive cities in the US so it makes it much easier to use seeking arrangement to rail out 18-24 year old girls who got retarded degrees or going to college.

>>3262879
$500? Fuck that i would rather just go to colombia and fuck 10s for $90

>>3262879
you're a disgusting faggot

>>3260673
sex with someone else's loving wife is even better

>>3260677
>a blowjob is fine as long as you check her mouth for sores
He said before catching herpes

>>3262879
>> trap/trans
>> for some reason

>>3262979
You do you anon
>>3262999
A hole is a hole anon
>>3263092
>not gay

>>3262868
Escorts are literally just prostitutes unless you're looking at the AAA high-class ones that millionaires take to fancy events and shit. Even then I'm sure they suck some dick for a little extra at the end.

But yes, escorts are officially selling their time and a nice night out. What happens afterwards is circumstance and unrelated to the original deal.

>>3260585

you mean the literal exposed scam artist tom torero? That tom torero?

and I'll be he improved your game, from not getting laid to not get laid, except now you're actually talking to women so kudos i guess

>>3260297
That's because you're an American millenial with a Jewish dick. Men with proper sensitivity get so much stimulation the condom/bareback stimulation is barely noticeable, more of a mental thing about cumming raw and convenience switching back and forth with blowjobs etc.

>>3262698
>my gf refuses to go on birth control.
Smart woman, birth control fucks women up.

Friendly reminder 50% of the posters ITT use rubbers too small for their dicks, and this is why it feels so sucky. Most "XL" condoms in mainstream shops will grip non-pencil dicks way too hard, topping out at 54 or 56cm width (whatever that is in burgerinches, it's the same deal). Buy 58cm, 60cm, 64cm, 69cm condoms over the internet and rubber sex becomes as pleasurable as rawdog.

>>3260426
yep great... until they get pregnant
90% of girls that say they are barren aren't and are just dumb and unlucky, 2 of my friends knocked up girls that said they couldn't have kids.... cocaine is a hell of a drug

>>3265007
21 yo virgin here. I was reading charts on condom sizes and measured girth/length... I thought I was only a little above average, certainly not a monster dong, but it looks like I need at least a Magnum due to girth, which I still can't believe.

Are all the regular sized condoms really for pencil dicks, and not average white non-manlet dicks?