>put "masturbating to lolicon" on resume so I don't

Congrats on your new job at ARK.

Great, maybe you get to fap together with your boss.

>>3249307
prove it for me please, i genuinely want to believe you aren't larping

>>3249307
Bull-fucking-shit.

Provide proof, not sure how though.

>>3249307
Small if false

>>3249307
I guess they admire your honesty.

>>3249307
they hired you to meet a quota for employing retards

Really makes me think. Why aren't there pedophile diversity programs like they have for gay people?

If this isn't a LARP the boss probably has a hard on for making NEETs like yourself suffer and hired you just to bring you pain.

>the out of touch with reality retards in this thread think the OP isnt 100% larping

grats on the mcd's job

>>3249892
I'm honestly shocked at the degeneracy of people on this site and their lack of having simple ironic sense of humor. Is it autism?

>>3249952
Yes

>>3249797
bruh...

>>3249307
>masturbating to lolicon

You...you masturbate to people who like loli?
Your fetish is fat old men who are attracted to kids?

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>>3249307
>don't put "masturbating to lolicon" on resume
>I don't get the job

>NEET for 4 years
>write fake jobs for that duration
>get job
>no reference checks
>going to wageslave now

seeyou at 5, lads