It's officially... I hit 1M dollars today off a 35k initial

>>3243545
Which coins?

>>3243545
put it all in a vanguard account and neet with your parents on 33k a year

where did you get investment info?

pull out 50k in short term cap gains and treat yourself. keep hustling.

did you pull out when you made a certain amount or would you hold on and hope for higher

It's officially guys

>>3243545
Proof or I call bullshit.

it's officially alright. officially pajeet

big if true

Nice, Im hoping to get to the million club too. Im on a quarter of a mill after 2 months, initial investment was $175..

>>3243545
you didn't hit shit if you don't realize your profit and have it on your banking account mister shitcoin holder

>>3243596
uhu

>>3243545
put all of it but 15k away and do it again you sick fuck

>>3243545
Buy a lambo

>>3243545

Dang, I've been doing this for 2 years and I'm only at ~375,000 with a 37,000 investment.

I've thought about what I'd do if I hit over a million, and the prospects aren't very good. The stock market has been on a 9 year bull run, so pulling out your crypto and putting it into some vanguard index funds could backfire if the market takes a downturn. Plus crypto could continue it's ridiculous bullrun causing you to lose out on a shitload of potential earnings, and you'd have to pay taxes on it lowering your total networth.

You can go the real estate route which seems like a safer option depending on the area, but it's much more effort to maintain. One if you're gonna rent out the property you're going to have to deal with tenants. If there shit breaks you have to fix it. You could end up overpaying for a property or buying a unit and finding out that it has some catastrophic problem that's gonna cost a small fortune to fix. Lots of unknowns here, but real estate is tangible and will give you guaranteed passive income for as long as you own the property so it's probably the safer bet right now.

Then you could just pull out of crypto and keep it all in the bank, waiting for the stock market to take a huge townturn to buy in. Problem is you never know how long this bullrun is going to continue so you could be sitting around for awhile.

So for me personally, I'm just gonna keep it in crypto for now an reevaluate my position next year.

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>>3243545

Am i gonna make it? In pic is my btc balance.

>>3243548
my first big gain was with XRP. I made about 10x with DGB, then NEO, then I put it all into LTC. I haven't checked in a couple of weeks, and today, boom. How do I cash out? Should I cash out?

>>3243554
I just read and make decisions with my gut. Virtually everything on biz is a retarded shill, but sometimes there is incredible information here.

>>3243555
For sure. I don't do drugs but I'm thinking about going on a fuck-a-thon with high class escorts

>>3243570
Not sure

>>3243654
>My ROI is only 1000%

>>3243674
quality larp

>>3243679

I know, but I've made some obvious fuckups that could have brought me over the edge. The most obvious one was not shifting all my holdings over to BTC before the fork, which would have netted me quite a lot of money out of thin air.

>>3243596
Damn, good job - and here I'm feeling pretty good about taking 100 to 50k in 2 months.

>>3243679
nocoiner spotted.

>>3243674
Larping unless of course u have proof. Which u dont

>>3243654
dont believe everything you read

>>3243674
>XRP.

subtle, i like it.

Pay your taxes

nice! i would quit my day job

>>3243545
Nice one OP. Now comes the real test of cashing out and paying taxes

buy 25 btc and cash out the rest. hodl the btc

>>3243794
kys statist pig

>>3243959
I'm reading up that it's basically going to be about 50% in my state if I cash out all of it. But I will probably only cash out 200k, and taxes will be about 40% :(

Congrats OP. Now all you have to do is hold.

>>3243545
>>3244170


Congrats OP.

50% tax is bullshit. Buy citizen ship in Switzerland for like 7k(?) and use there banking system.

Any chance of small giveaways for /biz/ bros?

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Congrats man. I hope I make it too. hope we all make it.

BTC : 15F6bAJi9zUvEsqjBaxMTUJD6Fei8KYkw9

If your feeling generous. also any tips on my portfolio? also I would take your mil and hire a team to build you a shit coin and turn it in to a bill :)

>>3244943
>>3243545
also how long a day do you spend trading?

>>3244170

Wtf? I thought in the us crypto is treated as capital gains which is only 20-25%

Congratulations brah, one tip for u, don't tell anyone about that, not even family srs


BTC: 13EsK72BTXaw4YFYKdNTRhWJfP1scx3C9D
any help appreciated

>>3245014
Only up until 400k, after that its income.

post proof fucking larper

>>3243674

>10x with DGB

Must be driving pink wojaks insane

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>>3244943
>>3243545

i got almost the same portfolio as the other pooranon

If your feeling generous. also any tips on my portfolio?


BTC: 13Sddvphtxpu3i7WvMGmMsHkdBegofGe1T

>>3245043
>>3245014

long term capital gains (held over 1 year) are taxed at a special rate of 15%

short term capital gains are added to normal income

>>3245014
i think it depends on how long you hold it? long term = captial gains, short term = income?

>>3243545
Gotta keep going my man, a million bucks ain't what it used to be, godspeed.

>>3244214
I'm pretty sure you can't do that, because they will target you from the location you invested in, not where you withdraw... if that were the case almost no one would pay taxes.

>Any chance of small giveaways for /biz/ bros?

I'm feeling a bit generous, if someone posts a picture of a spoon in their ass with timestamp and also writes "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will give .5 BTC away

>>3244987
For about a month I would spend 4-5 hours trading a day. It was very exciting in the beginning.

>>3245014
anything investment held less than a year is income tax, more is capital gain.

>>3245060
Yes I sold at 2k sats, not 2.6k... but that's still better than 300 sats.

>>3245234
what happened?

Withdraw and invest in property

>>3245306

Also feeling generous. If someone posts a computer mouse in their ass with a note that says "This mouse found a house" i'll give you 2 ETH.

>>3243545
Is she a bogdanoff?

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>>3245306
I'm desperate

1JqEoWkRBALmpsSPhWS5286AApMQVnMXYa

>>3245401
the madman

>>3245401

The spoon is on placed in between the buttocks not actually penetrating the asshole. In my opinion, this disqualifies the user. Although it will be up to the donor to determine whether they will allow it.

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>>3245401
One of you faggots had better be collecting all of these and make a collage faces of /biz/

>>3245422
i agree with this guy, we need to see the spoon going into the butt hole
you hear me anon? get a fucking quality pick showing your actual ass hole being penetrated
>>3245401

>>3245422
honestly the shame is already fucking me up

>>3245306 i wont put a spoon in my butt but any tips on how you chose what you chose anyway?

>>3245477

You're a whore now, son. You'll get over it, and eventually you won't even be able to get off without doing something degrading.

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>>3244214
you definitely cannot just buy swiss pass with 7k =D much tougher requirements. malta citizenships are on sale for 500k

fuckin lol
OP should give him the .5

>>3245401
>>3245422
>>3245455
>>3245477
Yeah, you can't just do that. There must be penetration. You don't need to put the head of the spoon in your ass, you can put the handle in if that's easier.

Rules are rules sorry.

>>3243674
>How do I cash out?

Good question..

>>3246020

Dear God man. Please, we were only joking. Noone's giving you BTC for shoving things in your ass you degenerate.

>>3246056
>>3246020

Jesus christ

>>3243674
> I don't do drugs but I'm thinking about going on a fuck-a-thon with high class escorts

I recommend developing a drug habit. It would be more fun and much cheaper

hey >>3245306, I can't afford a spoon but I will buy some if you can spare a couple coins 1KMvcBXCvZBzXFAL3DKpN7y5tXEgDQDxSm

>>3246020
take a photo of it inside your asshole.
spread your cheeks so we can clearly see it in and I will send you money.

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>>3245401
>>3246020

mfw this thread

>>3246097
nah i'm done im gonna go kms

>>3246020
See this >>3246097

I'm not OP and didn't make any previous arrangements, but if you do this then I will also send you BTC.

19gS9NBQ1vmdD8UcbZxk23V2nPBFDEmNCa
would be nice if i have a 1000usd

>>3243545
buy land, build your own house and farm do NOT put any money with banks. Dont fall for jewish traps and put money into random consumer trash

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Help a poorfag out, any amount of BTC is appreciated.

If I ever make it big I promise to give you back whatever you send tenfold.

1D1ZLJjV7X37Fs6cK723B5sYaGWckNerBS

>>3245401
>>3246020

>/biz/ - Business and Finance

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>>3245401

>>3246202

M8. You know the rules. You have to place a spoon in your ass while holding up a note that says "there is no spoon" timestamped, with enough visual information to ascertain that the spoon has penetrated your rectal cavity.

>>3246301
I mean I'm desperate but I'm not that desperate.

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>>3246202
oh oh its coming the beggars are here

PLEASE PELASE PLEASE GIVE MEH BTC OH OH I WILL SUCK LICK FUCK ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST GIB MEEE SOMEE BTC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1Li2RJwtKEZ6wag9W37omxsuPsMAYKrENK

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>>3245306

3Po41hHW31bxcZXkGJacLm3YwcfvXf2F9n

>>3246301
fucking kek

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>>3246549
someone please give him something to stop putting shit in his ass because i actually feel bad for this person

>>3246603
then why are you smiling?

>>3244943
sent ;)

>>3245066
check your wallet ;)

sent 1k worth of ARK, enjoy and I hope you guys can become whales like me

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>this thread

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>>3246632
hey friendly millionaire guy
any chance you could give a poor peasant something? thank you very much :)
BTC: 13ZGuJynNZWy51X6HgWVN8ttmp5UV5VgiX

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This was very difficult, logistically speaking. Especially since I'm out to dinner with my family. Hippie a plastic spoon qualifies. Spoon side in cause fuck yeah.

13cz4u7HxTbuVk4GE3UNVDPFqUExEEb2rd

>>3246603
Yes, please....

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>>3246695

>>3246695
Anon wtf. It was a joke. No one give you shit man.

>>3246695
God damnit.

>>3246695
rofl

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>>3246695

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Start a porn career. You have so much money now who cares what anyone thinks.

>>3246763
>>3246804
>>3246812
The best-worst-best again part was calmly excusing myself from my family at the table in the restaurant, going up to the counter and asking for a spoon, then spending 10 minutes in the bathroom trying to figure out how the fuck to get this shot.

Try it. It is NOT EASY TO DO.

>>3246868
I can second this.

>>3246868
My dad asked me what took so long... in front of everyone. I was tempted to say "becoming a millionaire" lol but I just said they're wad a wait for the john.

Also, I'm 47 years old.
Never forget: you are here forever.

>>3246908

When I grow up I want to be you.

>>3244170
just cash it out in another country if you have anyone willing to help you ffs. it's 0% here and i think there are a lot of countries like that.

>>3243545
Amazing job mein negger.
The way I see it - either cash it all out, and pump it into "safe" investments like rental properties, or go all the way to 10M at which point youd never have to move a finger again, unless youre a consumerist bitch.

>>3243596
How? Even if July wasn't a bear market?
Fuck off

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Very envious.

How were you able to discern the shitcoin pumps from those with actual potential?

Do you day trade?

>>3246549
No you need to write "there is no spoon" not "there is no spoon in my ass"

>>3246683
sent 10 eth, good luck ;)

In your place I'd probably keep investing half of it in crypto and trade stocks with the other half with fairly low risk strategy, aiming for 1-3% monthly return.

>>3247102
so that's how it is....

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>>3247109
send me just 0.1 and ill be in heavens for days....poor eastern eu slave here

actually my pulse would rip out my veins but going to risk it maybe you really do that

0x675F0529dc5A4aF83B474893D47E983e7517f37d

Poorfag here

Send me 1 LTC please?

LPACFqeVYCZxen5HE1iPoB5PFhXpSca95P

>>3247087
I did for a certain time, but it's not worth it really. You stress yourself out riding tiny waves, which mean you'll either miss a huge moon and be unable to buy back in, or just have a coin begin to tank as you hold it forcing you to panic sell. Missing one moon will wipe out all the profits you made from day trading therefore I don't suggest it.

Look for good coins and hold. The next huge one will be Aeternity.

>>3247522
forgot adress

btc : 1Li2RJwtKEZ6wag9W37omxsuPsMAYKrENK

>>3247522
nigga that's barely between the cheeks
INSIDE the asshole, and spread the cheeks to show it

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1Fb9UAA8sxtsUTJ6naJMMwAArTMJ2bSzK5
If you give me 1 BTC i will be making this thread next year

>>3247522
Now gimme one spoon end in

>>3247575
believe me it was in it hurt and it was cold....also this needs practice because it was hard to get into position this was not first try

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>>3246804
life is a gamble. Sometimes you have to take a chance. I took a chance this time. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. At least I tried.

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>>3247681

Help me out man

BTC: 18pPbSJQNXpFfZKgCWjzoRKqV6AEpJFkrJ

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gibs plz 1897rvqiv8SB3JawjXw9MyYinxUfjrkiJi

only made 6k after 1 month
should i kms?

>>3248003
Still a lot better than you would have done with traditional investments unless you put a large amount in.

Spread the wealth man 1AnAfbxHu4z3UtTY472dHJ2ai9ftwNq6L

>>3243545
Fuck the beggars m8. Cash out 10% keep the rest in crypto. Invest 80% of the cash and spend the rest on fun. Look into buying a property to live in if you don't have one.

>>3247474
Congrats on the Mil.

Care to shill me on Aeternity?

Good Lord this thread

>>3243545
Sell half. Money invested isn't the same as money in the bank.

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All of you fucking faggit whores showing

>>3248287
If you ever wonder why the world is the way it is just remember the spoons in assholes.

>>3248377
drop it into gold bruh, cash cash cash out

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>>3244943
How am i doing? SIGT was my biggest mistake i think.
Want to buy some OMG and NEO too. What else should i consider?
BTC: 1Fj57h9Lv35HW85SaMwTZuWB7uQpFbDeZj

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>>3243545
Congrats! Pic of ride i'm gonna get thanks to crypto..

>>3248203
They're getting a lot of hate because of the parity multisig hack, but that wasn't their fault. Their team is incredible, I invest in people.

>>3249338
Nice, I'm thinking about getting the R8 coupe. Idk though, I'd feel kind of stupid driving a sports car around after driving a honda CRV for so long..

>>3249409

move to a new big city, delete your facebook and hit the gym. then after 6 months go clothes shopping and buy the audi.

>4 time stamped pictures of people sticking spoons in their ass while holding paper that says "there is no spoon"

This thread is a great example of why humanity doesn't have a chance.

Crap

I did a $30k investment 5 month ago.

I'm only at half a million. I thought I was at the top of the game...

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>>3247109

any chance you could hook a broke friend up? i have a few hundred in eth and ltc but it feels like I'm climbing mount improbable right now. stories like your are inspirational but man does it require patience and balls.

btc address if you're still feeling generous:

1HmcN3bFNP8t5uv5VuTRSeEeh5rALodLfH

>OP is a larping retard
>hasn't posted any proof
>5 threads in the catalogue with people claiming they're millionaires

Kys

Sage

>>3249821
Look at the returns on the crypto market ffs.

I couldn't believe myself what I earned lately.

>>3249826
Post proof of your "half million" you street shitting dirt eating pajeet

Sage

Inb4 portfolio screenshot

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Did anyone who stuck a spoon up their ass get anything? I'm fucking dying right now. There's even some pajeet cheeks ahahaha

>>3249876
I don't need to prove it.

But for the record the fact that some much people don't even believe it makes me feel good.

>>3249891
End your life

>>3249896
people with money don't need to prove things to peasants.

>>3243596

can't spell larp without lies lies from tiny eyes

>>3243604

underrated

>>3243654
buy land

>>3243545
Nice work.

I invested into bitcoin right after the massive pop during May and am only up 20%.

>People genuinely thought they would get BTC for sticking a spoon up their ass and taking a photo

>>3243545
>I hit 1M dollars today off a 35k initial investment after 5 months....

>investment

you're not better than a gambler. You didn't invest; you speculated. You gambled and got lucky. I'd say bail out now or start actually investing.

>>3250408
no better than a gambler*

>>3250408
5 month ago it was obvious it was about to explode.

Of course there was a risk of losing everything but the risk/return ration was so in favor of investing that it was close to an arbitrage.

>>3243654
Would buy two properties and hire house agency to manage it for you. This will probably cost you 2-5% of the monthly rent.

If all is good you should still have at least 500K left. Would use 100K of that to reinvest in crypto ICOs.

Would shit down with friends, family, potential entrepreneurs and use a 100K as start up budget.

300K left...maybe another 100K for reinvestment crypto.

200K as buffer.

This is basically my plan when reaching 1M. On 150K now with 10K investment/speculation.

>>3250874
you lose half to taxes.

>>3243674
>XRP
Fucking kek. Got me

>>3250874
>>3250901
yeah fuck I wasn't aware of the situation in the US.

Sooooo in the Netherlands there is no tax on investments and speculations...perfect for me but goddamn the US situation is fucked up.

congrats OP, what's your original investment?

Crypto noob here, anyone feeling generous? Would like to start daytrading but as a poor student i can't afford it

BTC: 15q7vj3EkYbZy2wDYJXn3TfctQbbPEYCEC

>>3247661
please tell me you saved the pic

>>3250927
Then move to Switzerland or Netherlands and just say you found your old bitcoin wallet or something.

>>3246549
this is a pretty cute ass

>>3251294
He literally said it was 35k in his initial post you mongoloid

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>>3250927
also in USA sitting on 800k - what should we do? Coinbase knows I put in like 90k over the past 2 years.

how the fuck do we not get buttraped by this stupid fucking country?

make money? give us half

Lose everything? no tax deduction for you!

want an education? give us tons of money and go into debt

want protection from being financially raped by hospitals? pay 400 a month as a healthy 20 something

broke your foot? pay a shitload of money because of muh deductible

is everything in americuck a fucking money making scam?? fuck man im raging right now


feels like the fall of ancient rome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7rdCYCQ_U

>>3251548
just transfer it to another wallet, leave the country, renounce your shittizenship

>>3251548
Salt Lending

>>3251574
yeah i looked into SALT but they cap out at 100k and have some enterprise level but when I emailed the dude said it was pending...

guess I'm waiting for a while, hope the market doesn't crash in the meantime. As long as it doesn't get cut in half I guess we're still coming out ahead??

>>3243545
Well done, man. I actually hit $1M myself today as well, although I've been in crypto since 2013.

>>3251659
odelay essay!

>>3243545
if you happen to see this I would be ever so grateful help me get to lamboland as well
BTC 1Q6rrkNdTEE2KXLg2rRLpdEqKYhSEumAYs

>>3252239
spoon in ass, time stamped and "there is no spoon" written. you know the drill. I actually did send out btc.

>>3243545
we dont trust, we verifiy. pics or it didnt happen

>>3252266
hold up brb

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>>3252266
1Q6rrkNdTEE2KXLg2rRLpdEqKYhSEumAYs

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>>3246695

JESUS CHRIST: GIVE THIS GUY WHATEVER HE WANTS.

>>3245066
sell neo

>>3252266
I'm about to be kicked out of my home, is the offer still up? You'd probably save my life.

>>3245401
This is what a wageslave irl looks like.

I'm at 70k from 35k investment in early June. Getting there, can't wait to get to 6 figures.

>>3243545
proof or gtfo

BTC 1EsRc7ts47pTrXQ8RxkZ35sZuJCdb3ALKD

Good for you, let's make it good for us shall we? -wink wink-

>>3243596
I made 20 billion off an initial investment of 5 bucks I was going to spend on coffee yesterday. Boy, am I glad I made that decision.