I AM the early adopter
I
AM
CRYPTO MAN
>the year is 2017, and a young man is trading regular old stocks trying to make a profit
>he decides to start an experiment
where he tries trading these strange phenomena known as cryptocurrencies
>the experiment goes horribly wrong
>a horrific accident causes him to merge with the WILL OF THE CRYPTOS
>cursing him with infinite gains and countless moon missions
>now he will never be able to live the dream of buying high and selling low like the rest of /biz/
comfort me guys :(