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>got news today that dad quit his job to "follow his dream" of being a penny stock trader
>he has very little savings (a few thousand inherited which is now in his investments)
>mom makes $20k a year but works at a small company which has been bleeding money and has been laying people off massively, her hours have also been cut
>I'm a NEET
I NEED A FUCKING COIN TO MOON BEFORE I END UP HOMELESS. WTF DO I INVEST IN. HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME, I WAS SUPPOSED TO JOIN MY FELLOW /BIZ/MERCHANTS IN BECOMING CRYPTOMILLIONAIRES
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>dad quit his job to follow his dream of being a penny stock trader
>how could this happen, I was following my dream of being a memecoin trader
Shill cryptos to your dad, show him the gains. Don't fuck up and load him up with heavy bags though.
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>>3213748
Teach dad about cryptos.
Compare to penny stocks
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>>3213748
Your dad is not only retarded, but he's an asshole for quitting his job and now potentially risking his family's well being. You on the other hand, need to go back to /pol/
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>>3213748
So your stupidity is genetic then?
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Buy 3 sets of knee pads for the whole family
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>>3214063
I think they could all use the same pair, if they scheduled beforehand. Remember they need to be frugal now.
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I feel bad for your mom.
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