So I just found out a tropical storm is heading my way. How do

>>3180739
Buy kneepads, $1/per dick, etc, etc

You know the drill.

>>3180739
Buy a million umbrellas of ali express and then sell them for $15 bucks a pop.

>>3180739
Free showers to save on water, maybe?

>>3180739
Buy the entire supply of water bottles within a 100 miles radius.
Set up shop, $20/bottle

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>>3180756
No

>>3180758
pic related is what I found

>>3180771
fucking stupid

>>3180779
I like it

Sell cups of coffee to people in distress for $1

>>3180799

Those Umbrellas are fkn expensive. I was in France recently and Bought an umbrella from a street vendor for five Euros ($6) so they obviously bought it for much less.

>>3180739
is there an evacuation?

just go and loot the houses that people leave. thats what everyone does.

>>3180957
that's what dindus do

>>3180739
Become an insurance adjuster. They can pull in a shit ton of money during disasters.

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>>3180739
Go to the beach to pick up all the ancient atlantis treasure that got washed up.

Remember to do it during the storm so no one else comes and pick up your gainz

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>>3180779
Instead, buy all of the batteries you can.
Literally walk down the street with a megaphone and scream,
"ITS HAPPENING"
and everyone will log off of /pol/ long enough to step out and buy your wares.
Make it happen, OP.