>go to whorehouse
>fumble with phone trying to send btc to proprietor
>wait 45 minutes, transaction still not verified
>hooker keeps checking her watch and hoping she'll get sent home
>viagra is wearing off
>hear siren outside, it's the police
>place is swarmed by SWAT team
>busted
>lights turned on, realize the hooker is a man
>cant even get my btc back
is this the future of crypto?
>>3168242
Fucking kek
I believe so
>>3168242
Lel for prostitution being illegal in your shithole country
You nailed it, OP.
Shame you couldn't nail that hooker.
>>3168242
>using btc the one time its better to use cash
Just get a credit card and withdraw cash from an ATM and pay off the card in crypto.
>>3168242
if anyone wants to know who this semen demon is, it's Vicki Li.