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GUYS!!! BE CAREFUL ABOUT POSTING YOUR BLOCKFOLIOS HERE. A GUY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE, PUT A GUN IN MY FACE AND FORCED ME TO TRANSFER ALL MY DIGIBYTES TO HIM ($500,00 WORTH). I'm RUINED. I ASKED HIM HOW HE KNEW I HAD DIGIBYTES AND HE SAID HE HACKED 4CHAN AND BACKTRACED MY IP. HE CALLED HIMSELF THE DIGIBURGLAR AND HE SAID YOU'RE NEXT.
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>>3152427
You should have grabbed then gun and shot him in the head, you are not a true Digimarine. You deserved this.
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thank you mr burglar, you have the best digibytes
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kek you should thank him for taking your worthless bags.
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>>3152427
Pussy. You should've said "DO IT NIGGER!"
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>>3152427
>$500 worth
thats like every digibyte in existance
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>>3152427
my digibags are too big for him to take them all anyways
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This is probably going to be a realistic scenario in the future
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>>3152427
>digicuck bags
At least he didn't steal your true asset: Bitbeans.
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>>3152563
kek
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>>3152427
This is actually a quite likely scenario faggot.
Not with DGB or $500 though.
Don't brag with your wealth, you will get all the wrong attention
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I only hold CACA
Will move all my cacas and put on coldwallet right now, no one will steal my CACA
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>>3152427
It was Jared Tate
>Only guy who really really really loves Digibytes
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>>3152798
>>"gimm all the muny"<<
>okay don't shoot!
>*goes to computer
>*turns on computer
>awkward 3minutes
>*types password
>"password incorrect"
>*retypes password
>"password incorrect"
>"caps lock... FML am I right!?
>retypes password
>logon sound plays
>*navigates to qt wallet
>" 3days behind
>synking...
>10minutes later
>"so umm.. what's your wallet address?"
>*starts reading it out
>"just email it to me, it'll be easier"
>*opens up firefox, goes to Gmail
>*types password
>"password incorrect"
>retypes password
>"2FA"
>*confirms on phone
>TFW it takes 40minutes to rob someone
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>>3153813
lmao
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>>3153813
> Just email it to me
> Robber has to make new email
> Goes to gmail
> First name, last name, bday
> Please verify your phone number
> We're sorry, that phone number is already in use
> *phone service text message pops up*
> We're sorry your 4G LTE is at 0%
> Robber goes to Yahoo to make an account
> Takes 3 mins to load each page
> Finally click submit to make account
> We're sorry your password must containe one capital letter, 3 numbers, 2 special characters
> Tmw it takes an hour to rob someone
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>>3153977
> Robber's email gets hacked cause Yahoo
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