>Never had any friends >Start posting about crypto on facebook

>>3150693
worse than a whore desu. at least charge commission

>>3150693
>posting on Facebook
>about cryptos
GTFO POS

stop talking to them for a week and see how they react

either they'll try and figure it out themselves or they'll see you as their autist overlord which means you can extort sex from the women

if you don't have any friends why would you talk about crypto on facebook in the first place? and the question still applies even with friends.

>>3150693
Been experiencing this as well. I wanna tell them to fuck off but it's been nice chatting again

>>3150693
>Hate Everyone
>Neet
>Just broke out with GF
>Will find shitty job for low wage just for trading

Get on my level nigga

>>3150711
yeah I just cut them out tonight. I would rather have no friends than just be leeched off

>>3150693
The more normies that are pumping, the better.
But the truth is that even after you tell them 90% will do nothing, 9% might try to setup a coinbase account but never do anything with it, and 1% will jump through the hoops and buy

>>3150693
fucking pump and dump on their asses.

>>3150693
This is me....

>>3150693
Tell them to go all in on Digibyte.

>>3150693

STOP BRINGING NORMIES IN.

Just talk to use faggot.

Nobody even knows that I know crypto. It's a better option to look ignorant about these stuff.

>>3150693
Honestly, become their financial advisor. Say for 0.005 a month you'll manage their accounts on bittrex.

>>3150693
just give them bad advise on purpose
fuckin scumbags

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You know what to do

>>3150693
Have them invest in stuff you're interested in.

>>3151266
seems like a good opportunity for some logger installs.

>>3151266

> I would rather have no friends than just be leeched off

give it a while. if you stay lonely for a few months you will start paying people to keep you company.

>>3150693
Kys faggot

>>3152348
this desu

while buying ATL so that they pump your bags

>not getting rich alone and driving around in your 200k car acting like an selfish asshole to everyone you ever knew

>>3152696

Thats basically my dream.

>>3150693
how are you making them rich you autist

>>3152588
I've been lonely for a year and a half.
Keep myself company with vidya, mountain dew, and porn. And sleep 12 hours a day lucid dreaming.

all my friends that are into crypto buy stupid shit like xrp and i don't have the heart to tell them they're making a mistake

>>3152824
Fuck man thats sad

>>3150693
>2017
>using facebook for anything but advertising to 20-40 y/o women
shiggy

I have been trying to advise retards on fbook since btc was 400 aud. Seems people would rather horde low quality consumer goods over high growth digital assets...

>>3152824
I can be your friend anon : )

>>3150706
This
Either comission or the next time they want to use you they get a ticket to hell and back

>>3152824
You're living the dream dude
Im too poor to quit my job but i hope when i have vacation i can get make enough to live the same life you do

>anime
>porn
>vidiya
>booze
Everything i need

Yep experiencing this at work

Collectively made them about $50k

>>3150693

>he's not his super secret tips on /biz/ where his real friends are

You're not my friend anymore OP. GTFO

>>3150693
Enjoy your vampires, bro.

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>>3150693
SOON

exchange advice for oral sex, male or female. a mouth is a mouth

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>>3152696

>>3153613
THIS

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After my mom got into forex she got lots "friends" like that
She had to cope with depression for years
I suggest you to never talk to your parasite friends again

>>3152824
Literally just start love and kindness meditation, lift weights, run, and you'll be in god mode.

>>3150693
When you kill yourself itll be punishment for what you did

>>3150712
This desu

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STOP TELLING NORMIES ABOUT CRYPTO !!!

>>3152438
0.005 a month? That's like $20 isnt it?

Could really be charging them 0.05-0.1

>>3153665
Jesus is all I need

>>3154550
Why? More bag holders is a bad thing? I dont get it anon

>>3152438
Wow go fuck your self
Who would bother doing anything for that poket change
Straight up 25% of the profit and call it a day

>>3150693
God damn dude, they're using you so use them. Do you know these fags in real life? I take it you're single and have limited friends. Make them some gains and then ask for things in return. You have to hang around people if you want friends or relationships. Maybe they're all fags but they might have good people in their circles.

It's not a zero sum game. Figure out what you want from them and then get it.

>>3154584

Preach

Tell them to all in on some pajeet poo rocket pnd

>>3150711
>thinks normie women can into crypto, even with instructions

Delete facebook right this fuckin second. Or be a normie who is not welcome here.

>>3150693
I have a 3 or 4 friends ive tried getting into crypto that gave me the usual normie faggot responses, one of them actually respects it and knows fiat is a scam and I help him as much as he needs for free, if the others come crying for help im sending them to poloniex to buy sia and dgb

>>3150707
This

That's cringe tier Op

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>>3150693

sirs please burn it all down

your relationships like a phoenix my dear

tell them to life savings into E$PER$ exclusively on YOBIT exchange

>>3154634

>pajeet poo rocket

You made my day anon

10/10 would upboat

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Tell them to buy LTC anon. My bags are getting heavy

>>3150693
Thats how the world works dude. Everyone has something to bring to the table. Some good looks....

some crypto advice. Etc.

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>>3150693
Yeah, I had TWO (count 'em!) TWO ex girlfriends try to get me to sit them down to teach them lmfao.

One loses money all the time doing options and the other, I fucking kid you not, wants to specialize in bonds... BWAHHAHAHAHA. When the bonds one asked me about Bitcoin I told her, "If your boss wants to know about Bitcoin, tell him to give me a call and I will talk to him personally." She never texted back hue.

>>3150693
Charge a fee you beta cuck.

>>3152824

>being so financially free you could sleep 12 hours a day.

Working towards this senpai

Facebook is for high school mates to peddle you pyramid schemes. Leave it all behind OP

>>3150693
>Start posting about crypto on facebook
WEW

>>3152465
Wtf am I looking at

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>Turbed 3k into 45kgbp in 3 months with ETH

>Talking about blockchain, Eth, btc, bch, omg etc. Etc. A lot at work

>People respected me already because I'm the youngest person in the department and I left school at 16 whereas they all have degrees

>Heard two people from another department in the corridor talking about a 'genius kid making loads of money on bitcoin'

>Girls on my team kept saying how smart I am

>Got promoted and moved to another team full of chads

>Chads keep inviting me to other chads and Stacies who all invite me on nights out now

I guess this is how you turn from a NEET to a Chad

Noticed a lot of jealousy at work over people who were born with lots of money or have a lot of money. People always going on about such and such's bonus. So cringe and bitter.

So I don't talk for shit about my crypto, no one at work knows how much I have and how fast I made it. Just carry on with my normal career climbing hard work.

Cringed when I started hearing people in the office talk about it. Poor woman in her 40s talking about how she bought one ether and it had gone up by 20 in a day. Then it plummeted 50 the next day and she panic sold. She's well paid but spends all her money on stupid shit, I noticed a lot of people do this, like 50 a work week on lunch instead of making your own. New clothes and going out to eat dinner all the time.

Then they wonder how they are 35-45 making good money and still have fuck all savings or plans for the future. Really painful, one part of me wants to try and help, the other part makes me just keep to myself because I know how petty and jealous people get over money.

My friends on the other hand, I give them financial planning help regularly and don't ask for anything in return. All are very thankful for the help and I'm happy to see them getting into more financially stable positions.

>>3156229
>this is what neets actually believe

>>3155198
lol, a guy from highschool does exactly this

guide them to espers

>>3156334
Wow, very true. I actually respect what you wrote and sincerely agree. You should write more often so that it doesn't go unnoticed for forgotten. What's your reddit sn?

>>3157062
Thnx, appreciate the time you took to reply.

Send me your twitter handle so we connect.

>>3156926
It actually happened not even jonesing you

>>3150693
I'll gladly be your friend before during and after you help me get into this and make money.i have no friends...only a cat.

>>3150693
how much gains have you made?

>>3150711
>women
>crypto
pick one

>>3154123
Add nofap to increase your natural urge to get pussy and focus on self improvement and you'll be good. Also cut drugs and alcohol.

>>3156229
>op is taylor from billions

kek