>mom is very sick and dying >need to buy her medication

Suck 10 thousand dicks for one dollar each

if it was easy then everyone would be doing it

but you can also donate blood/plasma/sperm, sell some junk on ebay/craigslist

or simply rob a bank

>>3131973
Let her die

>>3131986

where can i sell blood? i have nothing worthy of selling at this point but my blood.

>>3131986
Robbing a bank isn't amateur hour
Easiest thing to do is rob drug dealers
Fuckers carry so much cash on them
Just make sure you're robbing small time white kids not spics or Niggers with ties to big gangs and cartels

>>3131973
no quick way, just say goodbye to mom

>>3131983

No he should make his mom suck 10k dicks, it's her life on the line.

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>>3131973
i feel you anon, go all in on zrx right now

i shall see you in lambo land

>>3132012
You'd make an ill woman suck 10k dicks shame on you anon i thought you knew better

>>3131994
>tries to sell blood
>has AIDS

>>3132077
Pools closed

pimp your mom

Surprised there are no btc adresses posted yet

How much

>>3131973
fuck yo mama
literally
then sell the sex tape

>>3132193

around 5000 dollars. i need to take her to a hospital but cant afford it.

make a go fund me and post it on facebook to your friends

>>3132231

i have zero friends. does go fund me need audience? i have no one.

kneepads, OP

>>3132230

Take her to the ER or free clinic and just don't pay it off. If you're poor already, who cares about more debt if your mom is alive. Tell me when you get the price of meds themselves.

>>3132246
well youll need some way to spread it around and get strangers to donate then

>>3132255

they dont accept her i tried it. they ask for the money first.

>>3132260

how can i do that?

>>3131973
After you get the money, let her die and buy signatum instead. Bittrex soon.

>>3132270
idk

put up flyers in your neighborhood maybe

>>3132300
get some high school kids to do a car wash or bake drive or something

>>3132180

i dont want your money i just asked how can i make quick money since this is /biz/ board

>>3132262

Break her leg then or say she has extreme pain, can't refuse her then

>>3132441

let me guess. youre not american?

>>3131973
Can she travel? Are you able to round up enough money for a plane tickets?
Fly her to Britain, we have health tourism. I'm sure the tax payer won't mind, every other fucker does it.

>>3132574

unfortunately i cant afford that kind of travel

>>3131973
Sell half of your crypto portfolio

Accept her death and meaningless of existance.

>>3131973
Crowdfund her medication. There are many websites where you can post the story and try to get people to donate.

There was also an OP on here talking about donating bitcoins. Go to him. Get your mom her meds.

>>3132728

read

>>3132246

>>3131973
Make an indie gogo like the ones that have succeeded people love throwing their cash away on there

>>3131998
rob food delivery people. they carry lot's of cash and are usually illegal immigrants.

>>3132800

read

>>3132246

>>3132758
You don't need IRL friends to get crowd funding going.

>>3132848

it too late to find people for me

>>3131973
Have mom commit felony; say pretend to have a bomb to rob a bank. Walk out of bank and sit on pavement to wait for police.

>mfw Prisoners get free health care

>>3132909

cant move her

>>3131973
Sperm donor

>>3131973
sent ;)