Why won't anyone buy my beaded lizards /biz/? Made around

>>3096586
That's cute, but lame as hell

Write little personalised stories for the lizards. E.g. This is bluey, he likes jazz and walking on the beach with a daiquiri in hand. Personalise them, people like that kind of thing. Call them good luck lizards or something. It's all in the marketing

>>3096586
Are you the guy who also couldn't get anyone to buy his cucumbers?

>>3096586

SELL THEM AT ART SHOWS

Get more shit and do the flea/gypsy market circuit.

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Use it for keychains, rear view mirror hangs, zipper pulls, fidgets, dungeons and dragons miniatures, geocaching swag, Christmas tree ornaments, shit I don't care anymore

>>3096586

How much does it cost you to produce a single unit? and how long?

>>3096613

This, call them luck lizards or some lame shit and tell people rolling the beads between their fingers brings peace and prosperity

>>3096586
Did you set up some ads on facebook?

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Made a zombie, maybe those will be popular around Halloween

I'll give you 10BTC for each one.

>>3096586

in for 100k

Make an alt coin that tethers 1 coin to 1 beaded lizard

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>>3096586
You made 500 pieces of shit when the demand for shit was 5 pieces. How much time did you waste on this venture? How much money?

weave drugs into them and sell that way

>>3096630
Like less than 25 cents, and less than 5 minutes, got really fucking good at it and I'll pump like 20 out taking my time binging TV shows.

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>he fell for the beaded dragon meme

>>3096661

I would put a label, a UPC code on that shit and sell it at outdoors places such visitor centers.

When will they hit bittrex?

>>3096586
Just HODL. They'll be $100 be December. Don't be a weak hands faggot.

>>3096586

Could you use them as anal beads?

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>>3096586
Nigga add horoscopes product tags to them, clover for those looking for luck, heart for love, gold bar for money, tree for growth etc

Bitches love those

do you have a website?

visit more shops and offer them there.

give out some to internet celebrities.

make some super high quality ones using the finest quality crystal beads and offer them as a limited edition collectors item

Best advice I can give you is to wait until the chinese wake up

>>3096644
Looks a nig

Maybe sell them at the nazi riots

Make swastika ones too as souvenirs, nazis love those

Maybe hire a black guy to sell some antifa ones too, diversify nigga

They look cool, I admit.

>>3096751
/thread

>>3096644
Zombie with a benis?

Market them as Anti-hate Lizards

>>3096755
This if you happen to be a minority, pressure liberals to succumb to their guilt.

Another idea, lie and say that a portion of your profits are going to some cause that would seem dear to the demographics of your area.

Say it's for your wife's son's instrument lessons or cancer treatment.

You need a whitepaper for those to sell

>>3096778
This is probably the best idea, go to ANTIFA rallies and market them as an anti-facist symbol. Or sell to SJW's as anti-white. Make a narrative.

>>3096778

pretty much this.

Jump on the SJW train. Those suckers buy pussy hats ffs.

Good advice itt, I'll give /biz/ the heads up when the ILO is going up, 1 ETH:100 BLC beaded lizard coin, shits gonna moon

>>3096850
Name it Beaded Lizard Token (BLT) it reminds me of a delicious sandwich and I associate good things with this product

>>3096644
Maybe you should leave the dick away to keep it family friendly...

>>3096644
oooh! thats spooky anon desu!

My first paycheck was from making these things and selling them at a knick knack store when I was 9 or so.

>>3096949

But some ADX. We will see a few more pumps.

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>tfw bagholding beaded lizards

>>3096586
Say that 50% of profits goes to the charity. Works every time.

EZ: Harass tourists on the nearest beach. For dramatic effect, paint your skin brown and pin a worn out picture of your miserable looking family on your back

>>3096586
Holy shit OP. i feel so bad for u. Post your btc address and ill send u 50$ worth of bitcoin.

>>3096960

lmao this.

>>3097216
1Unu7zNUR6f4cskzVQTigQsjsjBhrd13U

If real then thank you very much

Real Lizard Hours.

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>>3097238

>being a charity case

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>>3097238
Not exactly 50, my conversion was off a bit.

>>3096586

if i make some money today, i will give u something. but wtf where are your crypto adresses to send donations to ?!!

get sime BTC, ETH and LTC adress asap.

if u have an android phone, install coinomi, for the quickest way to get some adresses.


BTW protip : goto elderly homes, they will sure buy some for the sheer AAAW effect i bet.

also beach if u have one.

( and some organic food shops mayyybe , dont know tho )

but i want something in return : i want u to go to some homeless man, who got his children stolen, and give him one of these. thats promis u must not break.

I love you OP, if I hadn't lost so much on NEO so far I would've bought some

>>3097270
Shit if you felt comfortable emailing your address I'd send you a handful of cute beaded lizards.

>>3096615
I remember that guy

>>3096586
Nice, just bought 100k.

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>>3097216
>>3097270
hey anon, could you please send a few dollars to

1G74eppbW38VfRAqYbfPiuRMnWvrQTmSUB ?

I'm poor as fuck. Look, I even drew this picture for u

>>3097270

Holy fuck

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>>3097416
>>3097270
Forgot pic

>>3097423
yeah I can shoot you an email dude, have a throwaway one?

THE VALUE OF THESE THINGS HAS TO GO UP SOON,
EVERYONE INVEST IN $BDLIZ$ COINS

>>3097707
Lizardgoy@yahoo, might include first 3 digits of btc address you sent from to prevent fraud

>>3097707
Got new id switched to computer, I'll send the lizards later today though, thanks again, will hodl this BTC

>>3097776
>>3097802
Hey OP, do u ship internationally? I would really love to buy some and I'd pay with btc

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>>3096586
>lizards
What exchange op?

>>3097825
I could probably do that, I'd have to figure out postage costs though, you can email lizardgoy@yahoo and I'll work it out

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>>3096586

how many beaded lizards for a gf like this??

>>3096586
you can buy these in south africa for next to nothing

should've bought there and resell

my trash can is quite empty the last months, how much for 10 lizards I can throw away?

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>>3096586
I'll buy 5 right now OP, post etsy listing.

>>3096613
This, OP. Youtta be smart about this bro.

Call them fortune Lizards.

They will bring you good luck and fortune and whatever.

Red lizards and bring you heat and passion in life.

Blue lizards serenity and calmness.

Green lizards will give you good fortune in finance.

Yellow lizards bring you happiness and enjoy.

You have to market your shit better yo!

>>3098050
just one, anon

>>3096644
Also your shit is cute OP. Looks neat. Why not sell them online or take up custom requests? Run a small webshop or something nigga you have skillz.

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>>3096586
Thx OP u really brighten my day with this thread

>>3096613
This... or say they are based on some old Inca tradition where the number of beads correlated to the amount of years you would live or how many children you would have?

Next is packaging. Wrap 'em up in some brown paper, print up in industrial looking Futura a label also on rough cardboard so it looks hipster as fuck and Normies will be like
>"Lolz... bought kooky thing, am now a hipster"

>>3096628
Pick one.
Don't expect your customer to find a purpose for it - TELL THEM the fucking purpose. Make it clear in their minds so they can visualize it. Create desire so they can't go another fucking minute without this Lizard and whatever the hell it does.

>>3096650
Great question. And a timely reminder: Market comes BEFORE Product.

I don't give a fuck what Henry Ford said about "faster horses" you need to know that there is a demand there before you dump more money into a market.

>>3096730
Smart

>>3096740
>make some super high quality ones using the finest quality crystal beads and offer them as a limited edition collectors item
This!

>>3096778
THIS!! x2

>>3098050
That's not the issue, the issue is he can't sell them at all.
No point in ordering cheaper stock if he can't recoup his investment.

>>3096586
haha I love You OP
this is some Napoleon Dynamite shit

>>3096586
I'm going to order 5,000,000 of these from a chinese factory and sell them for $1 aroind your town just to spite you.

I like the lizards a lot, but I agree you need to work on marketing and making them stand out. Link me your etsy tho, I love them and wI'll buy some when I get back from holiday on the 23rd

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Cutest thread on /biz/ right now

make beaded lizzards the new /biz mascot!

>>3096586
Beaded lizards are going to be the next biggest alt coin!

>>3096586
Your target market are people who like lizards.

>Find reptile events in your area. Get a fucking booth. Sell them fucking beads.

>Find local pet stores. See if they will consign them for a cut.


GO GO GO

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>>3096586
these are made for children, go market to them
>get a van
>park in front of elementary school
>put a big sign that says "Come see muh lizard" on the side of it
Watch them dollaz roll in homie

This is cute

these are cute :3

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Have you tried selling them to bead stores?

>>3096586 (OP)
Honestly I'd buy them, this is cute af. Problem is I'm a eurofag and shipping would be 12 CAL
(cute ass lizard)

Can you make me a red white and blue one OP?

>>3096586
fuck it, got a webshop? I want one to support your cause

>>3101266
dude there is literally one in the picture

link to your shop though srs

i will buy one

>>3101281
i'll buy it then give link

>>3096586
buy $lucklizard on YOBIT please

good sir investment thank you

>>3099006
Is there a fortune lizard that makes my penis bigger?

>>3099092
>being a hipster is now a good thing

Now this is a fucking thread. Good luck with the lizards, OP.

>>3096586
You know what, god bless you anon, trying to make an earnest buck.

You gotta get these in front of people because just look at this thread, people do actually like them.
Hit up some mommy bloggers with autistic kids. Send them a free sample and just ask for their honest opinion. Set up an affiliate deal if you can.
These middle aged fucktards love thinking they have a 'business' by blogging to other moms and getting free shit. They don't mind shilling your stuff even if they don't make a dime, until they get big enough to realize they can charge.
Run a giveaway and have the bloggers send their readers to your email list. Give away an undisclosed but small number. Email everyone else a coupon for X% off and a link to your store. Email them when you restock or add a new color. They're now on your list, grow this when you can.
Get on Amazon if you can mass produce these or make them quickly.

Good luck and god speed friend, once you get those first couple sales you will find the drive to go on. Just remember to get to 1, then 2, then 5, then 10, etc.

OP here, here is my Etsy page, give me a bit of time and I'll add crypto support.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/551733753/lanyard-lizards

Fucking Hell OP. I fucking respect you. I hope you make what you wanted back. Good luck.

>>3096586
i would have bought one if your text were not this aggressive

>>3102052
I just bought one of your lizards OP, i can respect the hustle here you should really up your profit margin a little I would of happily paid more, can't imagine you make much per lizard

Crypto support added, accepts all bittrex listed currency, even dgb and bitbean!

>>3102052
You are so cute

Just email some stores in your area, show them your Etsy page.

You could also sell some on Ebay

I've also noticed that the shipping cost to the UK is almost 5 pounds, surely this is wrong? Work on reducing this.

I don't know if this applies to the US but I have found websites were they sell discontinued stamps that are cheap, and you can bulk buy letters and parcels too

>>3102135
I've spent less than $30 on supplies, I've made several hundred lizards and can still make another few hundred, profit isn't an issue unless shipping is way more than Etsy lets me set.

2$ is way too cheap for a handmade lizard.

How much time did you spend making there?
How much time did you spend marketing these?

Is your work worth nothing?

nice lizards man, all the best.

>>3096586
These lizards are still a way better investment that DGB

>>3102202

Cost less than 25c each to make, takes about 5 minutes.

calculates to about $24/ hr, rather move volume than raise prices.

WE ARE THE BEADED LIZARD MARINES

post them on instagram,fb,reddit,etc
try to make a set like the walking dead,game of thrones,sports teams

>>3096586
OP no joke, sell them on Fiverr.com. $5 each. Tell them you're a girl that makes them for fun.

>>3096586

they are literally keyrings

sell them as DIY packs with the materials and instructions needed to make it yourself. Just get some clear weed type baggies and put em in that and put a sticker/insert to explain what it is. Kids fucking love little craft kits like that.

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LIZARD MARINES GAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I put one in a geocache a while back and somebody posted a picture of it in their truck, got super excited for some reason I screened it.

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LIZARD MARINES

>>3102292
post the website many of us want to buy

>>3096586
I made one of these in grade 3

>>3102314
etsy.com/listing/551733753/lanyard-lizards-
cryptocurrency-accepted


Trade me your bags /biz/

>>3102052
Picture in the woods is cool but pretty messy, I would have one or two dangling from someone's keychain or something as the main pic, and try to take a cleaner nature pic

For some reason this thread made me smile. Thank you, OP.

for the future to take this next level type shit and get them in stores for kids to buy -

make a fucking app nigga and put a tag on this little bitches that you scan to get the homie in the game, like a pokemon battle type shit and put these little faggots in blind bags with some being crazy rare made of gold beads and shit and the shit basic faggot lizards being a boring standard green

>>3102383
why are you talking like a sand person

wtf save it for the neo threads

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Nice to meet you OP good thing this isn't /b/

I'm about to buy some lizards

>>3102402
the fuck is neo you fuckin bitch

>>3102426
Thought about the privacy thing but I suppose the worst you could do is dox my other social medias but no addresses or phone numbers there so meh.

>>3102479
Na only thing I'm going to do is buy your lizard bags and leave a positive review if I like it.

>>3102426
OP is either THICC or has a powerful jawline

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>>3102426
>not a gf, just his sister
It's alright.

Bumping so more people buy OP's lizard bags.

>>3096586
Wow you mean the market for bead lizards is kind of dry right now in the 18-35 demo?

improve your product pictures OP, imagine you are scrolling through various products from various people.. yours wouldnt stand out it just looks like a color mess, the other pic is a screenshot.

im no photographer so i dont know how you can best display it but id consider better pictures, maybe one next to a coin to show the size and such

maybe the main picture people will see can just be one of the lizards, on a leaf or something but close enough so that you see what it actually is without click on the product page itself

>>3102560
Will try to get better pictures but even newer Android phone cameras are pretty bad and I don't have an hd camera

>>3102479
>>3101297
nice OP just bought 1

best of luck

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>>3102646

We are the beaded lizard marines

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>feel bad for OP
>decide to spend some gains to help an anon
>try buying 50 lizards
>site crashes
>ohwell.jpg

guess it just wasn't meant to be.

>>3102574
youd be surprised what a phone camera can do with lighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEACN_UwMo

something like this but spread some leaves and shit on the paper and put a lizard that stands out against green on there

also the obvious thing to expand the audience is make more things other than lizards which would get attention, motorbikes for example for bike keys.. peace signs and shit would be a good one for etsy hipster to lap up

just make a range of bead lanyards in general.. not too many but like 7 designs for example, think about who is going to be buying a lizard one other than people who like lizards or know of people who do.. maybe people who think its something cute and different but thats it. assuming they are going to be used as key rings or to hang from somewhere make things that relate to shit that have keys or places to hang little things like that.

>>3102656
Cheers! Should have it to you faster than a coinbase purchase!

>>3102656
Do you want any specific coloring or just a random one?

>>3096586
keep up the good work anon looks like a nice product

>>3102779
uh maybe someone with a light blue in it?

actually is there a way i can add one more lizard to my order? i realized the shipping ($2.61) actually costs more than one itself so why not? i paid on etsy with credit card, but i'll send another $2 through crypto

i can confirm my transaction number through email if you're down

>>3102811
Don't worry about it, what 2 lizards you want

Bought one anon, make it the cutest one you have. I sense these lizards grant you cryptofortune for many years to come

>>3102853
I'm giving other guy 2 lizards so I'll give you 2 of the cutest lizards

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>>3102825
thanks bro! wanted one for the gf too haha

the dark blue+light blue and green+yellow one i've circled here look pretty cool

Transaction ID is 1318951087 by the way

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>>3102898
Hard to tell on the green fabric but the blue one is a clear blue/shiny light blue and the other is clear green/yellow

>>3102898
Derp or could be one of these got so many didn't look in the bags

>>3103006
>Hard to tell on the green fabric but the blue one is a clear blue/shiny light blue and the other is clear green/yellow

yeah those ones would be nice, if not then any of the ones in your picture there are cool too

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>>3103058
Found it

>>3103115
ah yes, that's the one! thanks again anon, some really cool stuff you have

>>3096586
Do you know how to code? You should include a tool on your store page where a customer can design their own if they don't want to buy one of the pre-made ones,and then charge them a couple bucks more because it's custom made

>>3103320
Messed around in unity and made a derpy game years ago, don't know much html5 or anything but I suppose a simple drop down options type thing would be simple, work on an image based builder later

>>3102892
Wow thanks anon youre the best ^^

You fucking retard, OP. Lizards are so 2016. It's all about bead spiders these days.

Looking forward to the lizzies ordered!
Gonna keep one in my company car, one on my keychain and one on my desk for good fortune :D

Question for the OP. Are these lizards guaranteed to bring the crypto gains? If so, I will take them all.

>>3103564
You'll need a pack of anti-loss lizards, formerly known as lucrative lizards.

>>3103564
Stop-loss Lizards

>>3103430
Packed up and will ship out today, thanks anon!

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>>3103725
Thank you OP! :)
It's a neat product, all the best wishes for your future business!

Crazy thing is, that when this meme becomes a staple meme in the /biz/ community, the lizards will be worth top bucks.

>>3101391
Black lizard, obviously.

Cute stuff, OP. I wish you the best of luck. I'd consider buying one or two if it weren't for the fact that shipping is like $15 to where I live.

is the max number of lizards capped

>>3096586
Can you make them any shape/size you want?
If you can, then I suggest you also try to capitalize on popular culture

I mean, if you start making little GoT or Marvel characters or whatever you'll get some of those "nerd" dollaroos for sure
Make little Einsteins and Ches and Bob Rosses and whatever you can think of

As long as you don't make it big I don't think the copyright people will find you or even care that much about you
And even if they do come knocking, you can always take some of the reddit shekels you've made and buy a gun to protect your turf
That worked pretty good for some of the guys in my neighborhood and I'd say your product is of higher quality than theirs

Holy shit is this a scam I actually want to buy a lizard now wtf

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OP you should make minions

>>3096586
Anon... in Switzerland you could leave that in a basket with a sign next to it like 2 CFH, and a box. You really would not even need to be there for those things to be sold, and not being stolen.

>>3096586
Bag holding beaded lizards hahahahahaha OP that is the funniest thing I've read in a while

>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE MAGICAL BEADED LIZARD OF CRYPTO GAINS.
>BUY A LIZARD NOW OR ALL YOUR COINS WILL CRASH TO 2 SATOSHIS

>>3096586
I remember these from grade school, and as I recall half the fun was making them yourself. Maybe try making lizard building kits next time?

Beads, cord, keyring and instructions in a ziplock bag or some shit. Less labor for you and more interactive for kids or whoever your marketing to.

But why did you make 500 before selling any?

>>3104114
they are cute af tho I'll give you that

>>3096586
Start using colors of shitcoins and sell them in shilling threads

>>3104157
This is actually a damn good idea.

>>3104209
i'd definitely buy some more in the colors of NEM and DCR, always liked their color schemes

WE ARE THE LIZARDMARINES

>>3102147
DGB bagholders finally have something they can do with their shitcoin.

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>>3096586
OP, I love you.

TFW op drops his lizard bags on /biz/ and sells out overnight

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>>3104388
>mfw it was all a pump 'n' dump and we're stuck bagholding lizards forever

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>>3098050

inshallah we will all get gfs like this

my god what a beauty

>>3104563
>implying that one doesn't wanna hold on to his lizards forever

>>3104563
JUST HODL MOTHERFUCKER

DO NOT SELL AT A LOSS WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON

MOON LIZARD MARINES

>>3096586
>getting no traffic

...are you driving traffic?

People aren't out there just searching for bead lizards man.

See what you did with this thread? Go do more of that in other places.

Listen to the response and don't get butt hurt if you don't like it. That's your market telling you how to adapt.

There are some good ideas in here, like the one about making themed ones marketed towards specific coins.

I believe in you OP.

>>3096586
>getting no traffic and virtually no competition

advertise on low cost keywords dummy. Good luck making it big

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>missed out on lizard moon rocket
FUCKING HELL

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I'll buy a couple. Link your store faggot.

tsy.com/listing/551733753/lanyard-lizards-
cryptocurrency-accepted

>>3102052
Love the pictures dude!!

>>3105748
etsy link is already in the thread you dingdong

Geocaching is mentioned itt, GEO moons hours later, HMMM

>>3104741
THE CHINESE ARE WAKING UP!!

"..We are not expert crafters, we are a family sitting around a table..."
i almost puked. if you want money then let Chelcei be a camwhore and melk those old fat pervs.

>>3107083
Normies love that shit

Store these lizards in a vault. Create an EC20 child coin with 500 max coins. Every whole coin becomes an I Owe U for one of these bad boys. Put some aside so no-whole-coiners can claim a single bead, sell half to Ethereum whales for 50$-300$ each. Then dump the rest (or mine some more) on the market and run.

Currently working to get LIZ listed on Bittrex.

best thread in a while

best of luck op

>>3102542
How do you know though? Maybe they're married

looking forward to my lizzies OP, hope you did some decent business today

cheers

>>3107338
Yup, its a married couple.

I wish I could buy some of your Lizards OP.
I will buy it someday once I get some gains.

>>3102707
NO the production must be restricted to lizards ONLY >:(

LIZARDS!

This is so fucking adorable. I'm buying some

>>3096586
Chelcei? Is that you?

just bought 100k lizards thx op

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>>3096586
Sold. Can't wait for this to moon

>mfw in a week or two there'll be '1 NEO to anyone that posts beaded lizards with timestamp' threads on biz

FOMOing hard on beaded lizards guys, can this shitcoin really moon?

>>3109018
>shitcoin
>shit
implying

This is retarded. Where is the ICO? I want LizardCoin (LZRD) so I can just buy some tokens representing beaded lizards.

>>3109042
>dev team is husband and wife; divorce rate over 50%
>Marketing strategy consists solely of shilling on biz
>no wallet

Enjoy your bags mate. I bet you're holding DGB too?

Where can I acquire a futures contract to short LZRD?

There's a glut in supply

>>3109062
I think there will be a trial run on etherdelta on monday

>>3096755

Very topical. I see you've been keeping up with current events. Now try keeping up with child support payments nigga.

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>>3102178
>>3102238
Yes but low price indicates to the buyer that it's low value. To a buyer, if it's priced high, it must be worth the price. Read about how tater tots first started.

>The product was created in 1953 when Ore-Ida founders F. Nephi Grigg and Golden Grigg[1][2][3] were trying to figure out what to do with leftover slivers of cut-up potatoes. They chopped up the slivers, added flour and seasoning, then pushed the mash through holes and sliced off pieces of the extruded mixture.

>Originally, the product was very inexpensive. According to advertising lectures at Iowa State University, people did not buy it at first because there was no perceived value. When the price was raised, people began buying it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tater_tots

>>3109087
>DGB
I sold that shit at the bottom yo.

I'm waiting for the price of Beaded Lizards to rise a bit more before I buy in.

>>3096586
>luck lizards become the new /biz/ meme
>anons start posting pictures of their luck lizards next to their meme'd blockfolios saying "look at all these no lizard poor fags"
I dont want this era

>>3109251
nolizard COPE

OP here, thank you everyone for the orders! I hope they bring you massive gains, experimenting with beaded frogs to truly embody kek.

>>3109415
will buy pepes and pink wojaks as well as custom shitcoin colored lizards, serious

>>3109415
>>3109435
This. I would legit buy a beaded pink wojak
>custom shitcoin colored lizards
Which coin would make the most aesthetic lizard?

>>3109480
i'm this guy from earlier >>3103139

got my lizard in district0x colors

>>3096613
anyone have the image of the guy with 5000 pages of his stupid fucking sonic art on deviantart where everybody has giant fucking feet?

Don't think wojacks would do well with pony beads, I could make badass perler (melty) bead art though, those would be magnets/small posters/coasters though, another thing I do is bottle cap keychains which is a flattened bottle cap that gets painted, glue any picture into the center and place a bubble shaped piece of resin over the image which magnifies it (my shop logo is one)

>>3109632
Would you do custom bead orders? I'd be keen to order some rare Pepe's off you or something similar.

>>3109662
Definitely, whatchu want

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Oh hell yeah, Pepes and wojacks are coming

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>>3109741
keep us updated craftbro

Fuck, best thread ever OP
Best of lucks on lizards, pepes and wojacks
God speed

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Could also just make perler bead images of shitcoins and their mascots, I'll make a bitbean one for my laptop that I use to sprout

>>3109790
I would definitely buy a bead necklace of the ZRX coin, to hang in my car or something

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Suppose I should start with a basic one, sadly enough I may be one of the first to make this because can't find a decent template on Google to work with

>>3109687
Not sure ATM senpai I'll dig through my meme folder when I get home. I live in nz though would you ship there?

>>3109964
Would you consider doing a live stream of you making beads and just chatting about things. Id definitely tune in to that. Especially if you were sitting down having a whisky and just doing a fireside chat about the state of things.

>>3109841
Could definitely make the logo out of melty beads, pony beads might be too large to handle properly

>>3109969
Yes ship worldwide

>>3109995
That actually sounds like a lot of fun, almost like camwhoring with no sharpies, but I don't have a webcam just a shitty mic

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Made some BTC things, bottle cap looks really good but the melty bead coaster thing doesn't look quite right I'll experiment a bit, lizard to scale.

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>>3109995
>Lizard Lounge, where /biz/ discusses which coins to buy and sell while watching anon put together bead art of lizards, shitcoins and pink wojaks
Fund it

>>3110320
The yellow melty beads look like macaroni and cheese.

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This thread had me cracking up at work today. It's so silly and absurd and cute and memey. This is a nice thread.

>>3110375
Agreed, this thread is making it easier to cope with the fact that NEO is pink wojacking

>>3096746
Thats a funny looking doggo

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Think this one looks good.

If this thread 404s may not make another to avoid over shilling, bookmark my shop though I'll be adding Pepes and wojacks and shitcoin things, feel free to make some requests via Etsy as well, I accept all crypto :)

>>3110582
will definitely keep an eye out

thanks for the cool thread op, i'll post a picture of my lizards when they come

shadilay

thanks op my gf is pestering me to buy one now

snek hisss

>>3096586
I respect the work ethic, I just got 5 on Etsy bro.

>>3110582
wtf why is shipping 11 euro to the netherlands, fuck outta here with that bullshit cant you do it like all those chinese people do it free shipping and stuff

I'll buy one

>>3097871
underrated

goddammit OP i want a fucking white lizard but shipping costs a literal fortune into Hungary

You sure there isn't a way to make shipping cheaper?

For reference it costs literally 9 times what the lizard costs

Worldwide shipping is expensive, Etsy even gives me a discount, continuing to look into different options

>>3096586
sell them for neo

>>3115767
I accept every crypto, instructions how to do that are in the Etsy listing, already cleared an order where somebody paid with zrx.

>>3097359
>>3107906
>>3096646
Whales lurking looking for beadfolio gainz

>>3096586

Where to buy BDLZ Coin?

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>wordwide shipping is almost ten times the cost

>>3116929
I know, I thought it might just be an Etsy thing but it's even more expensive AT the post office, looking into other options but it's not looking promising.

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Psst OP, put drugs in them ;)

>>3117027
You don't have economy shipping? Why is US infrastructure so shit, I can send a letter to bumfuck nowhere in the US for £1.05

>>3117503
Think it's USPS trying to uncuck themselves, I remember for a while they were on the brink of collapsing, a couple of my mail carrier friends were laid off but got job offers instantly from FedEx

>>3113665
They have special relationship with post service as they do shipping in bulk. This autistic lizardbro ships in low volume therefore he pays retail prices on shipping but if he becomes a high volume lizard whale his shipping will be cheaper.

>>3113665
>>3115629
You have to buy in bulk if you want cheap shipping lol, but then you might become a lizard bagholder yourself.

>>3117645
You could double your sales with international posting

Send your lizards to me, I'll ship from the UK for free as long as you pay for postage costs