The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 DGB to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my Digibyte wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my DGB) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Digibyte wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 DGB to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 DGB to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
>>3095609
fucking kek
>>3095609
lol'd
Meanwhile in year 2017
>>3095609
THIS IS A PSYOP POST
DIGIMARINES ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS POST
SEE THIS THREAD INSTEAD
>>3094721
>>3095609
>Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
dude you'll never get anywhere if you keep wasting your seed like that. semen has vital nutrients your body could use.
>>3095609
>My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back
What a beta
WE
This is north Joburg right?
>benching more than you squat
Nice muscle imbalance, poser
>>3095609
>opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
lol, manlet
>>3095609
>She was in the car all night
What do you think she was doing?
>>3095895
Digimarines always skip leg day like alphas
There should be a contest for a coin with the stupidest name.
Digibyte will have an actual chance of winning 1st place.
Its kinda like slow death of digi.
If you are bagholder, just sell it for 100stat
It will be great service for /biz/