>2020
>Be me
>Walk into most celebrated restaurant in world, 10/10 Stacy on my hip
>Immediately greeted by pathetic maitre d
>"H-hello anon, you're back!"
>Spit on him and kick him to the ground
>Tap my DGB transfer card to tip
>Transfer goes through within 10sec
>Every SINGLE person nearby looks over with shock and amazement
>"1-100 DGB, that's more than my yearly salary Anon!"
>Smile curtly, "Oh don't worry, it's nothing"
>He back away crawling on the ground praising me
>Everyone in room just grateful I haven't used my amassed wealth to take over the planet
>MFW I think about how I wisely invested in DGB three years prior
What are the advantages of dgb over bitshares where transaction time takes literally 0 seconds??
>>3094721
I lold
>>3094721
holy shit I didn't know autism on this level existed
Meanwhile in 2017...
>>3094930
i laughed
>>3094946
Hope that eased your pain even for little while ;).
I seriously don't want you to spit on anyone though.
Requesting the miota pasta, the one with the hummer lambo yacht
>>3094721
>>Transfer goes through within 10sec
This is your messiah?
>>3094930
>>3094721
I think Digimarines might be the funniest meme on /biz/ right now.
>>3095553
Hopes and Dream my friend...
Hopes and Dream...its must be damn hard while your nutt is stuck.
>>3094721
>Everyone in room just grateful I haven't used my amassed wealth to take over the planet
so funny and so true Digimarine