How do I start my own business without capital, wealthy relatives

>>3085380
depends on the business
IT is pretty easy to do with no capital. Website design on wordpress can make good money and all you need is a computer

>>3085380
>drive into crowd of left fascist protesters
>set up gofund me page

>>3085380
>1. Get a job and save pennies like a super-Jew
>2. Get a fast loan from one of those shady super high interest places
>3. Make a kickstarter
>4. Put together a really good presentation and accurate estimates and solicit interest from friends, friends of friends. Attend local business bureaus for example and other networking events.

Of course judging by the fact you're a frogposter I'm wasting my fucking breath while you are a waste of breath you lazy piece of shit

But in the rare case where I'm wrong, remember that if you're business idea is so good then it should be worth working for because the return is nth times more than the effort you put into it.

listen, dick sucking is free to get started. just find somebody really nasty and offer him a suck for 5 bucks. Do this a thousand times, then buy a cheap car. That way you can find other nasty dudes who will also like a suck. After about a year or so you should have enough experience to get normal ugly dudes to pay 5 bucks a suck. Once you're good, raise the price on your regulars to 10 bucks a suck for "preferred access". This is when the real money starts pouring in OP.

>>3085380
Buy INT

>>3085380

learn to code, cost nothing if you follow guides online, and the make sites, apps, or programs