I'm concerned, son... you are involved with those bit coins,

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I'm concerned, son... you are involved with those bit coins, aren't you? Those are used by russian hackers and sex traffickers.

Why do kids these days hate an honest day's work? I don't care how much money you make, you need to get a real job! What you need to do is just go to college, apply yourself, walk into a place, shake the manager's hand, work hard, and become a company man by distinguishing yourself. I can't support a son that is dealing illegal iCoins or me coins or bit WHATEVERS over the internet! Just save up, chin up, and put it an a vanguard index fund.

Give away those illegal coins immediately or I'm going to call the police! I didn't raise you to be like this.