So i just took a loan of 5k to daytrade bitcoins. How long will

>took a loan

you already fucked up

>>2999025
Open a 10x leveraged short right now.

Thank me later.

>>2999025
You done goofed.

I will strongly recommend you to trade on bitmex with x100 margin.
You will double it in one day. Remember to go all in

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>this entire thread

>>2999054
you only live once

>>2999055
explain it to me
i sent the money to the wallet but didnt buy any btc yet, im waiting them to fall a bit more

also speak in a simple way please, since im brazilian

>>2999080
get lost

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>>2999060
but what if youre just trolling me?
if i fuck this up im ded

>>2999087
What exchange are you using?
If you have $1000, you'll borrow $10k worth of bitcoin. Then you sell it, then you buy back later.
You give back the coins and keep the profit.

Easy money.

>>2999112
Making the assumption BTC is going down tho...

>>2999025
lmao what a idiot
daytrading with crypto is like gambling, but you're still going to lose because of the fees

>>2999112
FoxBit.
>>2999124
Its going up for months.
I just saw it yesterday, then i ran to take the loan.
Too bad it was from a loan shark because no bank would give me money...

Lets hope it all ends fine.

>>2999146
your just a troll.
send screenshots

>>2999025
u gonna be rich fag, just send BTC to me n I'll double it for you overnight... or you could just buy esper$ on yobit..

>>2999146
>loan shark
Hope you like your legs broken.

>>2999146
What did you ask at the bank lel? Because i had a similar plan.

>>2999156
sorry u wont steal my btcs
im not this retard to send u print

>>2999195
nothing much, the woman just asked if someone from my famili was kidnapped because i was nervous, but that was it
then she said she couldnt because i dont have a income source

im neet and thats why i was nervous too, she was fucking beautiful

>>2999206
Why would she ask that? Do you live in Colombia?

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>>2999213
can't you read?

intredasting thread opie, i look forward to your video on liveleak

>>2999025
At what APR?

Since I do not expect you to understand the basic financial jargon, how much interest are your paying on those $10K / year?

inb4 OP is Larp'ing

>>2999279
what is larping

i dont know what APR is
oh and is 6% month, i think its bearable

TAKE BACK THE LOAN

>>2999025
I can legit help you with this, you got discord?

That would depend entirely on how competently you daytrade

>>2999234
oi colega
que merda que tu fez com a tua vida hein

>>2999128
I know right that 0.1% fee is so much how can anyone trade with that and win man that's like 10 cents per $100, holy shit bro, like woa, how the heck!!?

>>2999426
Larping means OP is jacking off

>>2999816
not op but i'll join your discord

>>2999790

this. you're setting yourself up for tragedy

if you have a lot of money riding on this, you're bound to make mistakes and gamble it all away, esp. if you're new to crypto

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>>2999025

getting in debt to invest is the most retarded financial move ever. good luck though.

People really are taking this bait

>>3000566
Maxing my $5000 credit limit on eth at 13$ was a great idea. Almost got shook out but now I know how patience pays off.

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>>2999426
>6% month

First rule of investing is don't take loans to invest.

You are doing fine.

>>2999234
manda o nome da cidade pra eu rir quando o suicidio aparecer no jornal