I got $950. What do I invest in to make me one of you

>>2985642
An ETF or growth fund

>>2985642
bitbeans

>>2985651
it literally never ends

>>2985650
shut the fuck up grandpa

Buy 50% XMR
25% ETH
25% IOTA

you are set.

>>2985642
buy ARK

>>2985642
OP listen to wise one >>2985651

>>2985660
Guaranteed gains > gambling

50% Bitcoin
25% ETH
20% BNT
5% LTC

Those are the only currencies with strong whitepapers and competent teams. Everything else is literally poop.

You are welcome.

>>2985675
you are very uninformed if you actually believe that XMR will not increase in value
look up what just happened to the top 4 drug markets
now look up what XMR does
now realize XMR is one of the single safest bets in the entire world of investing right now.

>>2985686
>ltc
>not shit
kek

so i will deposit my BTC into Poloniex.

what coins there is good?

i wanna be cool senpai, please enable me.

>>2985703
Nice, just bought 100k

>>2985642
Savings bonds

a penis pump, a camera, and a craigslist account

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I have no fucking idea what to invest in and got 400 dollars

I want to have 2000 by 2018

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>>2985642

>>2985744
Poloniex is a shitshow right now. I wouldnt trust it. Bitfinex or Bittrex are safer bets.

>>2985642

Bitbay.

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>>2985651
this guy knows what's up.

>>2985665
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