>be me
>create Blockfolio app in two evenings spare time
>it works
>it's just sending to my server the cryptobalance history of every user, along with some tracking info (ip address, IMEI, country, phone number and so on)
>tell major exchanges I'll sell this database and subsequent updates to the highest bidder
>got paid in bitcoins
>bitcoin skyrocketed
>more and more gullible people using my app and storing on my server all of their portfolio updates
>>2980346
wat
>>2980346
>be me
Who else would you be?