Have a business that makes 200k a year, but it's a shit

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Have a business that makes 200k a year, but it's a shit load of work. I literally spend the entire day working on it. I had to drop out of school after my second year, which pissed my asian parents off. I can't hire anyone because I'm afraid they'll steal my idea and run.

Fucking dumbshits on this board make more money than me after investing like 1k, which is pathetic. I've go to dinners where the check is more than that.

How do I get in on this? What coins do I buy and how do I do it? I only know how to use coinbase because I bought 0.5 bitcoins a few years ago.

Also

Literally wanted to buy bitcoins when I was in high school, but didn't have any money. I even tried mining it but my computer was shit. REEEEEE

Teach me how to make millions of dollars the autistic way, /biz/