You have $100 of Bitcoin. You must turn this to $1000 in one

Lol im not telling you how to do your job , figure it out by yourself

>>2958731
*straps on kneepads*

>>2958731
I'd suck 1800 dicks for $0.50 bitcoin per dick.

Alright, I'll help you.
Buy some random shitcoin with a marketcap of less than $1 mil.
Suck a million dicks for $10 each.
Use that $10 mil to pump your shitcoin.
Sell your $100 worth for INSANE GAINS.

>>2958731
10 bucc for a quick succ (c)
We promice you'll funish in under 20 minutes or it's FREE!

So say it's a 8 hour shift, 20 minutes to succ and then 10 minutes to rest.
2 succs in an hour, 16 in a day = 160 $

Someone has to be responsible for the marketing, looking for clients (cold calls, craiglist ads and stuff), and some big dude for your protection.
So you split in 3. 160/3 = 53,33 $ / day
If you work 5 days a week it's 266,66 $
So for 20 working days it's 5333,33 $ / month.
Thats pretty good money. You can then invest in some quality knee pads.

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>>2959591
Whats your recommended kneepad budget?

>>2958731
It's always a bet, you can't guarantee it would work and the only possible way is picking a coin and hoping it would moon. And you have a big chance of losing money.

>>2958731
>>2959591
Or you can offer hand jobs for 5$ each. If you pair same size dicks. You grab the center of both and go back and forth. Thus being able to complete 2 handjobs per hand in roughly 20 minutes.

An 8 hour shift of 2 handjobs per hand netting at 5$ per dick, 10$ per hand. Again 20 min to jerk and 10 min to rest or rotate clients. Thats 4 dicks every 30 minutes at 64 dicks a day bringing in roughly $320.

Someone has to be responsible for the marketing, looking for clients (cold calls, craiglist ads and stuff), and some big dude for your protection.
So you split in 3. 320/3 = 106.7 $ / day
If you work 5 days a week it's 533.5 $
So for 20 working days it's 2134 $ / month.
Thats pretty good money. You can then invest in some quality knee pads.

>>2958731
I buy pajeetcoin on margin

Then i pump pajeetcoin with my other account that has 100000 dollars.

Then i sell pajeetcoin.

Invest it all in a shitcoin. Make a chaturbate account and do things to yourself in relation to how the coin performs on the market. Now people will buy the shitcoin so it moons and people will also tip you on chaturbate.

>>2958731
Join a pumping group

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>>2958731
>You must

>>2958758
that's 5.6min/dick without sleep

Buy ESPERS from Yobit for 1 sat, move it to Novaexchange sell it for 10 sats.

You're welcome and hurry up before it's too late.

>>2959937
Actually this one is good

>>2959937
nice just accumulated hundo thousands

>>2959937
You're a prick

>>2959888
If I dress like a femboy and deep throat, they'll get off in 5 mins

>>2959937
>withdraws are disabled
nice scam

this fag just wants you to buy his bags

>>2958731
1. Buy neo before august 8
2. august 8, you now have 1000$

you're welcome.

I would watch a series where a bunch of /biz/ traders try to make the most out of $100 in a week.

Reddcoin.

Immediately.

Buy the dip. 37sat.

>>2960147
I bought at 100 sat. Imagine how I feel.

Spend the $100 on Uber fares or gas to the set of cuck porn shoots. You will need to prep the bull and lick the mess afterwards but you should see ROI in a few months

>>2960152
Bought 4k more, you can check bittrex buy orders. Buy the dip bro. It will hit 1$ in near future. Buy your lambo.

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>>2960070
>>2960102
It's a meme but meme magic makes you a millionaire get with the times dumbass

>>2959888
>>2958758
You could also jerk off two guys at the same time while sucking one dick.

all in BCC right now

>>2958731
rarely use it...

sex is pointless to me other than for it to help me sleep.

take my dick.