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https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/04/pharma-bro-martin-shkreli-convicted-in-federal-fraud-case.html

he did nothing wrong

>>2953595
>20 years in prison
top kek

>>2953586
He is so cute I literally wanna have sex with him. Not kidding.

>>2953618
Have you perhaps considered the fact that you may be a faggot?

>>2953672
I'm straight. I just can't stop looking at his face, it's so cute.

Is he going to rich old white guys playing tennis for white collar crime prison or thug nigga prison?

>>2953618
He does have a cute face. I want to look him in the eye as he sucks my load down his throat.

So he got convicted of making his investors money?

>>2953696
convicted of being a goy in finance

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>>2953695
He's extremely cute. I mean he's not your typical handsome guy, but something about his face is really cute that makes me want to lick it.

>>2953689
He was convicted in a Texas court so probably thug nigga prison.

>>2953586
>20 years in prison
Absolutely blown the fuck outside of this plane of existence. But seriously that's a bit harsh.

>>2953720
>get convicted
>come to /biz/ and larp as a horny fan to feel better
Truly you are one of us. I hope you can shitpost from white-collar prison.

Lmao 20 years, i bet he thinks he'll have a following while in prison, and people will be trying to get him out and make #FreeShreli memes

Nobody will fcking care he will be forgotten about and 20 years later as an old man he'll be a limp dick loser with no confidence and bravado left after he's had his ass taken by Tyrone and the crew

>>2953733
RIP his anus

he should have played the dindu nuffin poor immgrant card

>>2954071
do you actually think he's doing 20 years

>>2953733
thats not how fed works

>>2954071
he wont do 20 years you stupid fuck. also he will appeal.

>>2953586
Can't bust-ice true justice.

>>2953606
>5 Women 3 Men on the Jury
I knew it was over for him at this point

Do they let you stream LoL in prison? Asking for a friend

And yet no one went to jail for 2008

>>2954227
in a switzerland prisons probably

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How ironic would it be if he got the HIV in prison.

What did he really do wrong besides being an arrogant asshat at times? His investors made bank.

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He should join a white power gang and promise to do their taxes for them for protection

He pissed off the wrong people. WTF!!

>>2954733
I assume what he did was illegal even if there were no bad consequences. 20 years still seems like a lot for a white collar crime. I'm pretty sure he got fucked cuz he likes to play the villain.

>Put 100k on books
>Pay Cletus to shank Tyrone in shower
>Buy 1000 honey buns and 1000 packs of the finest top ramen
>Be prison kingpin

What's he doing on bloomberg terminal? Its like he doing research on some company and putting it into a excel spreadsheet.

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>His offense carries with it a sentencing guideline, and he's only recommended around 15 months in prison.
>He's most likely going to Federal minimum security prison, he won't be with violent offenders.
>Additionally, he may receive probation for a reduced prison sentence
He's not going to prison for 20 years, at least not if his lawyer talks for him instead of his loud mouth.

The ultimate punchable face on the outside now became the most fuckable face on the inside.

HEY OOOOOH

>>2953586

>get him on techmicality obstruction of justice
>made everyone richer, cant get him for the actual alleged crime

>>2953586

he's live talking about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvArpDQHf-Y

>Shkreli's bootlicking cuck fanboys thought he would walk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2956190
he still has $100M

>>2956190
>calls people bootlickers
>is cheering for big daddy government to come punish the bad boy
bless your wee cotton socks

>>2956247
>hanging on the every word of a man more successful than you simply because he's successful in spite of all his character flaws
>not a bootlicker
Pick one you limp wristed cuck mr smithers faggot

>>2953586
FREE SHKRELI

>>2953586
FREE SHKRELI

seriously i dont want to see him go to prison, he'd be raped because of his feminine body and feminine face.
he'd be the real life tobias beecher.

>>2954728
He's not going to nigger prison, you silly duck.

>>2957045
>only niggers can get HIV

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>>2957012
Dumbass, rich people go to comfy TV couch prison

>>2957110
He got convicted in a Texas court so no he's not going to comfy TV couch prison.

>>2957110
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>>2953599
Shkreli pls get out of /biz/ thx

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haters gonna hate

i would bet $1000 he does less than 1 year

>>2954213
Found the virgin

>>2958794
>being a beta cuck
>2017
Found the virgin

>>2953586
PAY DEBNTS

>>2958503
Even the court artist couldn't get past his bias on this guy
Drew him so that he looked even more like a douchebag than he already did

Who is this guy? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

His investors never lost any money, he can appeal the other 3 counts, and he's not guilty of the biggest crime. Add good behavior/parole, he'll be out in less than a year

>>2959317
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>>2958839
It's a shit drawing but he captured skrellis retardedness