I'm a NEET and I need to find a cuckiejob.
What are some good lies i can add to my resume to get a job that won't be too over the top?
buy kneepads
>profit
Black belt in Tai Chi
>volunteer at a homeless shelter / in the community
>donate blood (In Canada we dont get paid for it)
>outdoor enthusiast
You should actually be doing all these things though, you NEET parasite fuck.
>>2931549
Work history with little unemployment periods
>>2931794
settle down wagie
>>2931817
Enjoy the rat race. If you're on /biz/ asking for resume advice, it's gonna be a lot harder for you than it is for me.