I happened to be one of those unlucky bastards who kept all of

https://www.usa.gov/complaint-against-government

>>2907931
>hello, government
>yeah, you took my money
>no, I'm not talking about federal taxes
>no, I'm not talking about state taxes
>listen, I'm not talking about taxes
>you stole my c-cryptocoins
>you know, like bitcoin?
>can I speak to your supervisor?
>h-hello?

>>2907948
Golden

Call 911

>>2907927

Sure. You can have your cryptocoins back. First. Let us ask you a few questions first.

Where did you the coin?
Why are you not trading on coinbase?
Oh you hate id verification?
What are you hidding? You terrorist.
Nothing? Really?
We see here that you made some profit and didn't report the increase of btc. Care to explain?

Good. Fucking. Luck. It will all be auctioned off to pay for Jamal and his food stamps.

>>2907927

>Hello Mr. President
>Sorry for interrupting your game of golf
>I know you are a very busy man but I have an urgent matter to discuss
>The FBI stole my money
>They collected it from a website that was a front for money laundering
>Yes Mr. President I know that looks very incriminating.
>I lost about $2500
>I kept asking to speak to the supervisor of whoever I was speaking to.
>No one seemed to know what cryptocurrency was
>How much was lost?
>I think the FBI claimed around 100 million
>H-hello?

>>2907927
You might get a chance to prove your coins are legit like people did when liberty reserve went down a few years ago. That will be a long process im sure.

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>>2907948
Heh, oh you.